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RUMOR: Rockstar Games seriously considers integrating $TROLL in GTA 6 online 🤯

@Troll_ @pepsi Did troll just ratio Pepsi lol

u know what rhymes with thursday? PepsiZeroSugar-ursday

@PiNewsMedia People fr finding free money and no better timing than when the market looks like complete poopoo lmaoo 😅 @PiCoreTeam built different fs

🚨USER REPORT: A Pi user just discovered 202 $PI successfully migrated into their wallet — completely unexpected🔥 “I didn’t even know it had been migrated… just checked and it was there.” That’s roughly $57 (~₦84,000) — a meaningful boost right when it was needed most

@WhaleHunterReal I've seen some April fools jokes turning into reality and wouldn't surprise me to see Pi on Binance ngl I mean, there are over 90M holders 👀

🚨 BREAKING: Pi Network is now going to be listed on Binance! 🚀🚀 After years of waiting, the ecosystem finally connects to global markets. Price discovery begins. Adoption accelerates. Global liquidity is unlocked and new ATH. Millions of users can finally trade freely.... April Fools Day :) But one day, this will be real and can’t be ignored by major exchanges. 💬 How close do you think we are to this becoming reality? #AprilFoolsDay #Binance       #PiNetwork

Ayoo @ShaneStoffer I know you're a huge PEPE fan... Did you know there's a TROLL memecoin? *cough* also on Coinbase btw *cough*

@stan_ngx @SuiNetwork @DecibelTrade @Aptos Bro the @Aptos ecosystem really will be what onboards the next wave of retail for sure. Bet what we truly needed to get retail back in the space was for crypto to become frictionless 🤌

Decibel Enables Trading with Sui Wallets Users can now experience: fully onchain perps DEX deep liquidity fast execution even when using @SuiNetwork wallets. All is possible with @DecibelTrade leveraging @Aptos technology

@Aptos @Bitnomial @Bitwise APT futures first, APT spot ETF next Probably won't take that long with most of the alts ETFs fillings reaching a deadline soon 👀

Regulations are evolving. Institutions are adapting. The first-ever U.S. APT futures are live on @Bitnomial Exchange — and with @Bitwise's S-1 filing for an APT ETF, the regulatory pathway for Aptos keeps taking shape: aptosnetwork.com/currents/apt-f…

@multibank_io This is how you onboard the next wave of retail Make it as frictionless and possible and normies will come the next time Bitcoin really start pumping to be honest 🫡

They said "Buying Bitcoin is complicated" Spoiler alert: It's not. On ⬡ mb io, it goes like this: 1. Select BTC and the amount 2. Add your payment method 3. Confirm That's it. No cluttered dashboards. No endless menus. Own your first BTC today.

@bryan_johnson Kate seeing this tweet:

Just had sex with Kate. Goodnight everyone.

@diamante_io We've seen how long even some normal upgrades take in crypto. Now imagine doing one under quantum pressure while seeing chains breaking left and right lol

This isn’t just about broken encryption. It’s about the time it takes to fix it. Upgrading Bitcoin isn’t a switch you flip. It’s a process that requires global consensus, technical alignment, and phased migration. That process has historically taken years and quantum progress doesn’t wait for that. So the real question isn’t “will Bitcoin upgrade?” It’s whether it can do so before the window closes. Diam was built with that constraint in mind. Not assuming time to react, but removing the need to.

@diamante_io Kinda scary when you think about how many wallets and signatures from 2021 are just sitting there waiting to be tested. Hope we are not too cooked lol

Security isn’t tested in the present. It’s tested by the future.

@peaq I think it's pretty cool to see claw machines getting tokenized and generating 20% annual returns for backers. Other probably think it's pretty cool I guess cause it's already 50% funded 👌

How to earn from Machine Money Markets on peaq 👇 Machine Money Markets are finance apps for robots: they let them earn, trade and borrow, and establish them as trusted, liquid, revenue-generating assets that make you money The first Machine Money Markets are already up and running on peaq: → @xmaquina — the robotics DAO → @DualMintRWA — initial machine offerings → @RobotMoneyAgent — machine yield optimization Fully autonomous trading floors? Think bigger.

@foxsy_ai The top 10 looks crazyyy. I check it from time to time to see how many points the top player is at. Bro is over 25M already 🤯

gFoxsy 🦊 Some people wake up and check the news Foxkeeper players wake up and check the leaderboard What's your rank right now? 👀

@SUNUSI1995 @foxsy_ai Ayoooo is this you? 👀 Almost 8M total points is insaneeee

@foxsy_ai #4

@TakElSayed Early cycle volatility for sure for @peaq. I mean they might become the center of all this new robot money era if it actually becomes the standard for machines. Let's see 🫡

Which of these projects will find its way back to former strength — and make it back to ATH? $PEAQ: ATH: $0.7534 Now: $0.01298 🔻 -98.27% $AUKI: ATH: $0.1812 Now: $0.006109 🔻 -96.63% $SLC (Silencio): ATH: $0.00113 Now: $0.00003934 🔻 -96.52% $ANYONE: ATH: $2.29 Now: $0.08301 🔻 -96.37% $ACU (Acurast): ATH: $0.3365 Now: $0.07742 🔻 -76.99% $EAT (375ai): ATH: $0.07668 Now: $0.02407 🔻 -68.63% Early cycle volatility — or reality check?

@fuelkek Troll > Doge > Pepe I don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️

TROLL LOOKS VERY GOOD TO ACCUMULATE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE ZE BIG PAMPA TO NEW HIGHS

@0xVaha @Aptos @AveryChing @AptosLabs Huge slap in the face to everyone saying the gas fee increase proposal would be a bad idea. Look at how much $APT is being burned now 👀

APTOS hits a new 6-month high in weekly fees 49.25K APT Gas fee increase of 10x is now live. More APT burned. @Aptos

@PiCoreTeam First distribution is done with already 1M+ validators who completed tasks. Cool to see decentralized KYC at this scale btw. Most crypto projects could never lol Big day for Pi fs 🫡

The first distribution of KYC validator rewards is now complete! Rewards were calculated for over 526 million validation tasks completed by more than 1 million KYC validators. This demonstrates the scale and capability of Pi’s decentralized human workforce worldwide in driving meaningful real-world outcomes, especially in areas that require human judgment and input. To benefit from future KYC validator rewards and other decentralized work opportunities, become a KYC validator. Complete accurate validation tasks and join Pi’s decentralized workforce! minepi.com/blog/kyc-valid…

@web3_attorney @PiCoreTeam The tentative status was been clearing in batches. Don't know if you're tried to contact the team through official channels but worth the shot imo. Think yours will be cleared eventually anyway tho 👍

@PiCoreTeam So right now, no hope for those of us who participated as validators before our kyc status shows tentative Where is our rewards? @PiCoreTeam We deserve our $Pi rewards also 🥹

@foxsy_ai Y'all have no idea how much money I burned on P2E games like Axie and Pegaxy thinking I'd ever make it back and profit from it damn 😭 Just wasted time and money.

Most crypto games: Watch tutorials, spend thousands on an nft, pray it works Most people quit before they even start 💀 FoxKeeper? Open Telegram and play FoxLeague? Open your browser and play That's it 🦊

@JLangCooks @NickGCat @Aptos @teamz_inc @AptosLabs Just the three proposals passing and being executed is more than what most chains do in an entire cycle ngl, let alone in a single week lmaoo

@NickGCat @Aptos @teamz_inc @AptosLabs Recaps like this are honestly the best way to realize how much is happening at once in the Aptos ecosystem. When you stack it all up like this it looks like it should be a early recap and not a weekly recap damn 🫡

Weekly @Aptos Recap: Week 1 of April 🌸 • Aptos is a Title Sponsor of @teamz_inc Summit 2026, going down next week from April 7-8 in Happo-en, Tokyo • On Day 2 of Teamz Summit 2026, @AptosLabs' Head of APAC, Suhan Zhao, will join a 'Layer 1 as a Basic Infrastructure in the Tokenization Era' Main Stage panel alongside leaders from @litecoin to @ethereumfndn • Aptos Proposal #183 (Hard Supply Cap: 2.1 Billion APT), #184 (Staking Reward Rate Reduction—5.19% to 2.6%), and #185 (10x Gas Fee Increase) have all been passed and executed • Stay tuned for more updates per Aptos Foundation's latest shift toward performance-driven tokenomics coming soon • Aptos shared a new clip ft. @juicywayhq's Ridwan Otun (VP of Engineering & Product) highlighting their latest Aptos integration • ICYMI: Confidential Assets are LIVE on Aptos Testnet. Stay tuned for more updates coming soon • Reminder to watch @alinush's 'Confidential Assets AMA with Aptos' 𝕏 Livestream recording, and to read @sherryxiao's latest 𝕏 Article, 'Confidential APT: Designing Privacy Features on Aptos' • @DecibelTrade has partnered with @arbital_xyz for institutional-grade market making and shared March key updates • @PetraWallet enabled support for eligible users to trade perps via Decibel • @TheStreet published a new article, 'Decibel explains how onchain markets remove slow middlemen' • Be sure to read @borntobry's 'Market & Tuition' and @sitalkedia's 'Bulk Orders: Next-Generation Market Making on Decibel' 𝕏 Articles • @shelbyserves Early Access is now open on Aptos Testnet, shared a new article 'The Storage Layer AI Needs Urgently' authored by @rpranav, and is heading to @HumanXCo in San Francisco on April 9 • @everstake_pool shared updates highlighting user transactions on Aptos • @TokenRelations shared a new Aptos Newsletter, 'Aptos weekly fees hit six-month high after network increases gas by 10x' • Aptos weekly fees hit a six-month high of 47,350 APT tokens, monthly transactions hit 274.8M in March, and daily active addresses hit 1.3M (+18.2%) • @mickeyhardy shared a highlight video of the DAS NYC VIP Dinner co-hosted by Aptos, @introductioncom, @diamante_io, and @GSR_io • @MoveClubIN shared a timestamped VOD of their recent 'After Hours: Building on Decibel with Builder Codes' 𝕏 Livestream ft. @Cdatho • The deadline to enter @pactfinance's Staking Lockdrop Program was reached on March 31 • Rewards for @AmnisFinance's 'Road to Kraken' campaign have been distributed • @PanoraExchange shared a reminder for Panora perps being live now • @EchelonMarket shared a March Recap 𝕏 Thread • @ThalaLabs shared ThalaSwap v3 APR highlights • @hyperion_xyz shared updates regarding their BTC campaign rewards with @okx, @WrappedBTC, and @EchoProtocol and an 𝕏 Thread of their 2026 Q1 Recap • @Lamboo_fi celebrated a new milestone as they just crossed $3M in trading volume • @the_goblin_fi shared that their APT-USDC Rebalance is now complete with $98.97K left before the vault cap hits • @TappExchange Epoch 8 is here • @ekidenfi Testnet v2 is underway, and so is Ekiden's road to mainnet • @RhunaIO's Co-founders, @Sveatoslav & @BgdRadulescu recently joined the @_thebestevent podcast to chat about Rhuna & UNTOLD • @KGeN_IO hosted 'Growth Strategy 2026' on 𝕏 Spaces and shared a February Recap ft. $70.6M ARR, 2B POGE Attributes, and 56.4M in Network Strength • @predictonfliq's 'Retire in 60 days Campaign' has concluded, but their new creator campaign on Whop is now live • @APTreeio reached +500M in Volume and +230K TVL • @yieldai_app has introduced its first Yield AI Agent • @pryzm_gg's collab event with Decibel is live now through April 10 with rewards on the line—go check it out • @AptosCollective will be joining @BlockchaiNorth for an Aptos-focused 𝕏 Spaces next week on April 9 at 12 PM ET w/ special guest, @angelataptos 𝕏 tag limit reached. [𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃] coming in hot. Trust the process, move toward the future. Thanks to my friends and readers in the chat. I hope everyone has a great weekend, and I'll see you all next week ✌️ -Nick (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)