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@chompytimeline

Beigetreten Şubat 2016
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Chompy
Chompy@chompytimeline·
@MattZeitlin Maine ticket-splitting Democrats who fall for that again must be absolutely horrified and flummoxed when someone tells them “got your nose.”
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Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
Going to be crazy when Collins gets to vote against a Republican Supreme Court nominee right before an election again
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@EWErickson I hope you realize how awfully you represent Christianity & how people like you, through your awfulness, have contributed to the rapid secularization of America. No wonder you think that being a good person is secondary to belief. You’d be fucked if not!
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Erick Erickson
Erick Erickson@EWErickson·
Look, I don’t think it’s appropriate. Wish he hadn’t. But if I have to choose between this and Trans Recognition Day or whatever on Easter, okay.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@ksorbs The only thing I learned from your tweet is that you are a moron who knows absolutely nothing about New York today and your brain has rotted from your rw media bubble. If you are afraid to walk in NYC today, you are a straight up pussy. Full stop.
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Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
Look at this video of NYC in 1975, see how peaceful it was? Look at how everybody seems to be enjoying their lives, and not contrast it to today. Our country has been ruined.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@jonfavs Sadly, he is there because the American people elected him, even knowing fully well that he tried to end democracy on Jan 6. We can kid ourselves, but the rot runs much deeper than Congress. America chose this & we’ll be dealing with the fallout for decades
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Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
Our president is a deranged lunatic and should clearly be removed from office. He’s only there because of Republican Members of Congress.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@damintoell The most obvious of many giveaways that this story is bullshit (by everyone who posts it) is the detail about looking at the steaks & then his wallet multiple times. That is shitty beginner screenwriting not something that ever happens in real life.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@BaseballWRLD_ One of the charming quirks of baseball that is really without rival in other sports is the endless variety of random stats. You can never think you’ve seen them all because there is always another right around the corner.
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AT@BaseballWRLD_·
This is one of the most random stats I’ve ever seen in my life
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@ellesep A good reminder as any that the Mets offense needs to get Jobu some rum.
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Platters of sushi and about to watch Major League before the Mets play another west coast game that feels like it starts at 1am
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@ApexJones22 Andor in the 2020’s blows all of these to shit, so I don’t know what the point of this is. The prequels were garbage. I absolutely refuse to be even slightly nostalgic about them. Anyone who is was 5 when they came out & is nostalgic about childhood.
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Apex Jones@ApexJones22·
Somebody in the comments said Disney never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@realtonysm1th My read on Iran is that everything domestic has been going badly in his 2nd term, but he lived Venezuela as a frictionless win & wanted another one & to pivot to Trump the Liberator as his legacy. He didn’t think past the first day or 2nd order consequences.
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Tony@realtonysm1th·
I first thought this though with the Iran War. It’s not that he doesn’t apper to have had a good reason… he didn’t seem to have any reason. Which is weird. He always has something he wants to accomplish, even if its just a momentary impulse. But what is he even doing here?
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Tony@realtonysm1th·
Maybe I’m crazy, but is Trump acting really bizarre? Like he normally has a good read on voters, even if what he says is nonsense. He nailed it in 2024; he knew exactly what to say and to avoid mention of all these wild new shenanigans he’s suddenly into. What is this strategy?
Polymarket@Polymarket

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly planning to frame the Republican Party’s midterm message around funding for a “massive defense buildup” in hopes of energizing voters.

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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@_brinxinx I don’t know. If you ask me what I’m thinking about and I say “nothing” I am totally lying. But I’d lie not because I’m trying to hide anything or thinking something bad, just bc I’m thinking something so random that I couldn’t begin to explain lol.
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ZORO@_brinxinx·
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ZORO@_brinxinx·
Men were asked to share some “guy secrets” ladies don’t know about and the replies got me rolling😂😂 Read thread
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@rowanfornow There’s nothing new here. This is how Republicans always govern. They are just masters at turning elections into culture wars & winning half that way (usually when American goldfish memory has had a few years to forget the last time R’s ruled)
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@ValaAfshar But that’s two shots. The first, the walk-and-talk, has nothing to do with timing. It could’ve been shot a week earlier for all we know. The second is well-timed & executed but easier than you think since launch timings are famously counted down.
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Vala Afshar@ValaAfshar·
James Burke's perfectly timed shot on television in 1978 is hailed as one of “The Greatest Shot In Television History”
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@DennisKoch10 @JoyceWhiteVance We’re also the only country stupid enough to enshrine gun rights in the constitution; & suffer countless needless deaths because of it. The constitution is what it is, when we like it & when we don’t. There is a way to amend it, but POTUS bitching isn’t it.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@AnthonyDiComo I know it’s only 6 games, so massive grains of salt, but it’s still striking so far that we completely changed the makeup of the lineup and are getting the exact same result.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@SeanMcCarthyCom If there is a military coup, can worthless third party voters like you be the first against the wall? Since you know, you caused this, asshole.
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Sean Padraig McCarthy
Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom·
25th amendment. Impeach. Military coup. End this. I don't care how. Every worthless democrat is walking us off a fucking cliff into the apocalypse.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@ellesep I love this hire *unless* it brings that ad back into my timeline, in which case I will just quit baseball altogether and start birding or something.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@SkinnerPm Your skyrocketing cost of living or shrinking portfolio? Doesn’t care. His tacky ass ballroom? He’s all Inigo Montoya.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@WardyNYM Now all they have to do is hire Candelita as a Special Vibes Advisor and I’ll book my World Series tickets on the spot.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@speechboy71 I don’t want to hear it because I don’t think I can go through another election where our nominee is a deer in headlights in unscripted situations and who thus avoids media time instead of seeking it out. Ffs, nominate someone who knows why they’re running.
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Chompy@chompytimeline·
@annmarie Do you feel really special? You asked nothing of value, he gave you nothing of value, but you get to say the president was on the phone with you (for five seconds) and in exchange you parrot his propaganda. A 9-year old could do what you do.
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Annmarie Hordern
Annmarie Hordern@annmarie·
Just had a brief phone call with President Trump. He said Iran wants "to settle." And he reiterated the war is going well— "unbelievably well."
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