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cmpopper
@cmpopper
"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken
Beigetreten Temmuz 2024
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Buckle up, sheeple, you're going for a ride!
Gator Gar@gatorgar
Look here I shot plenty of 3,006 ammo into my buddies over the years and not one them never didn’t get their heads blown off. Deer too.
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@sethjlevy @SuitablePolitic What? Possible they think he'll be a soft touch b/c of the Tucker family connection?🤔
I mean, I don't buy it, but they might..
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Never seen someone actually built like this before
0HOUR1@0hour1
GOP staffer in Alaska charged with Child Sex Trafficking. I don’t care what side you’re on death penalty nationwide for all pedophiles.
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It’s The Vikings. In this scene, the woman had been caught in adultery with Kirk Douglas. Her punishment was that her husband had to throw axes to cut her braids so she’d be freed. The husband had trouble so Kirk came over and helped him out. Total power move. Great movie too.
Johnny@justmanutd4u
What kind of movie is this man...🤯
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Even Grok ignores this lady 🤣
Debbie@DebbieSVA
Hey @Grok. How frequently do illegal immigrants vote in American elections? Illegal immigrant (undocumented non-citizen) voting in U.S. federal elections is extremely rare and not prevalent at any scale that could influence election outcomes. We are not turning our voter rolls to a 34 count felon who rapes children.
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I always think of first season of Daredevil and how he doesn't put on the costume until the end of the finale.
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee
I'm going to admit something here: I'm not sure which shows actually have this structure. Maybe I've just been lucky.
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@hahabirdpumpkin I think I saw somewhere they got the band back together recently too
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@cmpopper It was!! I had it on cassette lol. Saw on YouTube when I posted it that there are various demo versions and live I'm going to have to check out.
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YouTube
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Morning peeps and welcome to my EPIC early-week hangover. Not big, not clever, but an overseas visitor bearing a bottle of VSOP demands celebration. Anyway, just a heads-up that we have a track out tomorrow. I'll have more coherent details after a day of Panadol and a decent kip!
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@cmpopper @doloyeung Burt Reynolds essentially owes his career to being a poor man’s Marlon Brando, which is why he started wearing the mustache, to distinguish himself from Brando, who allegedly loathed Reynolds because people compared the two and he considered him a lightweight.
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@paj_ann @RicksCafe349343 A noir obsessed buddy told me that 30 years ago, he had some kind of film noir slang book...one of those random factoids I'll never forget😂
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@RicksCafe349343 Many think the word "gunsel" means a hit man, a hired gunman, because Spade refers to Wilmer by that term. 𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, the term comes from a Yiddish word for male prostitute. Spade was actually insinuating that Wilmer was Gutman's "kept man" ~ a "young homosexual male."😮
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Yeah but by this point it's my entire brand, so
Seminiferous Butt Noid@semibuttnoid
@jarvis_best Being unfunny is one thing, but dragging out unfunny for 200 words is something else entirely.
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We have to go with the best we have:
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All day Astronomy@forallcurious
8 billion people. 1 representative. Who are you sending?
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It thew me for about 3 seconds while I was lying in bed until I said, "Ohhhh." 😂😂
cmpopper@cmpopper
@SuitablePolitic And thank you for that btw, I was super-confused when I woke up about what had happened😂
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@SuitablePolitic And thank you for that btw, I was super-confused when I woke up about what had happened😂
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