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Instead of asking which great historical figures you'd like to have dinner with, ask which great historical figures would want to have dinner with YOU? (None. The answer is none.)

@IMAO_ And "Lanterns" looks like it's going to have complete contempt/avoidance of the costume altogether🙄 Hope I'm wrong

I always think of first season of Daredevil and how he doesn't put on the costume until the end of the finale.

@gatorgar Back to the salty, salty salt mines🫡

Stitches are out. Wound is healing properly. Follow up appointment went great. Thanks for being there for me everybody. Let’s get back to work!

@hahabirdpumpkin I think I saw somewhere they got the band back together recently too

@cmpopper It was!! I had it on cassette lol. Saw on YouTube when I posted it that there are various demo versions and live I'm going to have to check out.

Song of the day!! #AmericanShoegaze #shoegaze #MusicVibes #MusicMagic #90s youtu.be/_4oCboj39jo?si…

@berenyi_miki Deploy the secret Brit hangover cures! I know you guys have those😂

Morning peeps and welcome to my EPIC early-week hangover. Not big, not clever, but an overseas visitor bearing a bottle of VSOP demands celebration. Anyway, just a heads-up that we have a track out tomorrow. I'll have more coherent details after a day of Panadol and a decent kip!

@BasOMatic @doloyeung Interesting!

@cmpopper @doloyeung Burt Reynolds essentially owes his career to being a poor man’s Marlon Brando, which is why he started wearing the mustache, to distinguish himself from Brando, who allegedly loathed Reynolds because people compared the two and he considered him a lightweight.

"The Sopranos is goated" "Breaking Bad is the best TV show of all time" "The Wire is unrivalled" I just watched an episode of Kojak that starred Eli Wallach, Michael Gazzo, Jerry Orbach, and Murray F. Abraham

@paj_ann @RicksCafe349343 A noir obsessed buddy told me that 30 years ago, he had some kind of film noir slang book...one of those random factoids I'll never forget😂

@RicksCafe349343 Many think the word "gunsel" means a hit man, a hired gunman, because Spade refers to Wilmer by that term. 𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, the term comes from a Yiddish word for male prostitute. Spade was actually insinuating that Wilmer was Gutman's "kept man" ~ a "young homosexual male."😮

Maltese Falcon....Elisha Cook Jr, Humphrey Bogart, Sydney Greenstreet

@jarvis_best Well at least your wife thinks you're cool

Yeah but by this point it's my entire brand, so

@SandyofCthulhu Are these two heroes still available?

We have to go with the best we have:

@SuitablePolitic A DJT move is better than coffee😂☕️

It thew me for about 3 seconds while I was lying in bed until I said, "Ohhhh." 😂😂

@SuitablePolitic And thank you for that btw, I was super-confused when I woke up about what had happened😂

As I said upon waking up lol

550-foot building with no windows in lower Manhattan, New York City. What do you think is in there?

@DrunkRepub @FadingFreedoms @BradRTorgersen It's up there in the all-time hall of greats: Deadwood, Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad and the Jeffersons

@FadingFreedoms @BradRTorgersen Ah so I’ve heard

It’s worth remembering that in the end God is going to destroy all of this. We are fighting against the inevitable. But fight we must, because evil must be fought.

@DrunkRepub Have they...have they checked the price of eggs lately? Like in the last year?⬇️

@GuntherEagleman But I was informed by the smart people they were going to roll in and just open fire immediately🤷‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING: ICE agents are now running FULL-BLOWN PATROLS at JFK Airport. ICE stepping up HARD, patrolling terminals, managing crowds, keeping everyone safe, and taking the insane pressure off TSA agents who actually need to focus on screening.

@KhaliBalmung Exactly my instinct, I hope it's a ruse and we're working on getting in the Shah (and ground troops from the Middle East, per rumors) and deleting these monsters for good

Honestly, I hope this is a ruse. The current Iranian regime has proven for decades it cannot be trusted. To be succinct: Diplomacy won't work with them. They still have capabilities to fire rockets. They are still murdering their own people. If you're going to start bombing Iran to either get rid of their missile capabilities or get rid of the leadership, you probably keep hitting them until they capitulate. Or the people retake their government. I'm not calling for ground troops. God no. But the last thing I want to see is another fucking nuclear "deal" with these monsters. So they can just rebuild their missile arsenal and wait until a president who won't hit them gets in charge. Trump opened this door by launching the attacks. He needs to finish the job. Maybe that's a lil neocon in me. But going to the diplomacy table with these assholes doesn't seem like a big W.

If the haters really want ICE to suffer, they should be glad that the agents have to go to that cursed ATL airport at all. Pure hellpit.

@bertiewilby Ha! 😂 It's from the Our Dumb Century book, I used to read it back when the Onion was funny. Here's the book archived: theonion.com/politics/our-d…

@cmpopper What? 😂😂