#Glazersout

@AmericanOutlaws 2 and that’s it. That’s the only one

@bon03420 @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg You pay for twitter. I’m paying your rent. Say thank you.

@dageonde @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Wait….are you annoyed that I’m not annoyed and engaging with you or do you just want the last reply?

NEW: Seattle Storm WNBA player Natisha Hiedeman says she "didn't know what was going on" when she saw a mountain (Mount Rainier) from her balcony. Mount Rainier is 14,410 feet high and is visible from Seattle. "I was just sitting on my balcony and I sat on my balcony like mad times. I had never seen it, so I didn't know like what was going on." Hiedeman joined the team about a week ago but says she never realized there was a mountain despite spending "mad times" on her balcony. Lmao.

@bon03420 @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Stay offended at everything idc man. You can’t post retarded brain dead shit then get your feelings hurt if you want

@dageonde @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg lol sure bud

@bon03420 @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Odd to me that you think it’s an insult. Don’t be so sensitive pookie

@dageonde @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Always odd to see a brain that says “bot detected” like it’s somehow a unique thought and insult lol. Kind of like self-identification

@bon03420 @Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Bot detected

@Runnermatt76 @CollinRugg Apparently so. I guess having been there and seen the mountain is somehow….rare. I must have great eyes and luck to have caught the elusive mountain. Reminds me that I forgot there was a beach in Florida even though I lived on the beach.

@Meat69Smokin @PlaysSaheb @voglerweather Saying you cannot predict the weather is a false statement. Saying you cannot predict the weather with 100% accuracy is a true statement.

@PlaysSaheb @voglerweather yes the point that no one can predict the weather. Means nothing. Check back when you have 4000000000 years of data, jackass.

So far this April, *California* has had more tornado warnings than Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, and Kentucky combined!

Ok

@avy3n Daily validation tweet

If our Defense/ST came through in these games, I wonder how the narrative around Penix would look

@NAAAYIL @yetanotherscrub @drewlevin You need to touch grass, bitch

@yetanotherscrub @drewlevin I don‘t think he was joking tho because if he said "unintentional ragebaiting" it would make total sense and then the joke would make sense too but i don‘t care anymore anyways i know his intent now and thats good enough for me

@NAAAYIL it was a shitpost about how quickly people will jump to correct me if I make a claim, and how that can actually be useful to my core goal of making league a better game, but sure yes make it about whatever you want man

@KAMBOHSAAB3 @AdamSchefter @WinSportsGroup Bot detected

@AdamSchefter @WinSportsGroup As of right now, Dexter Lawrence is still the powerhouse anchor for the New York Giants. He signed a massive 4-year, $90 million extension with New York in 2023 and isn't going anywhere

Compensation update: Now that he has passed his physical and the trade is official, newly-acquired DT Dexter Lawerence is signing a one-year, $28 million contract extension with the Bengals, per @WinSportsGroup So in the end, Lawrence gets the trade he wanted while being contractually tied to Cincinnati for the next three seasons.

@ManagerTactical It’s ok bc he’s well rested from last summer

Unfortunately Pulisic did not play well for Milan today.. once again. He still has no goals in 2026 and if this form continues it’s quite concerning for the USMNT 🇺🇸 in the 2026 World Cup. Injuries aside, this is probably the worst stretch he has ever had in his career.

@MrsJellySantos @cigarlust_tony Can you answer his question though?

@cigarlust_tony Tony I feel like you got bigger fish to fry today. A fedora collection to shine or something. A shiny pebble to pick up.

Nobody has looked at her the same since she gave that interview.

@H4T3W4TCH @drewlevin Is it riots job to police everything streamers do ?

@dageonde @drewlevin do u think that's normal or?

product management tip: ragebaiting your user base/player base by making inaccurate claims about the quality of your systems is an incredibly fast way of identifying current problems with your software that you can then prioritize fixes for easily the top reason I’m on here

@kevinaldo69 @JayHrndz2 @usmntonly Nobody cares man why are you stuck on this?

@JayHrndz2 @usmntonly He left at 3 months old

HE’S DONE IT!!! Pellegrino Matarazzo becomes the first American coach to win a trophy in a top European league after Real Sociedad defeated Atletico Madrid in the Copa del Rey final — stopping USMNT midfielder Johnny Cardoso from lifting a trophy with Atleti. More history for Matarazzo, who was the first-ever American to coach in La Liga when he took over at Real Sociedad.

@GreatBakerAE @Meleyes1 @Doublelift1 Grow up old man

@dageonde @Meleyes1 @Doublelift1 Oh i learned this language from your profile banner. It's spittin' fax cuz

This is disgusting. Imagine if Riot did this with Briar in HD 4K instead. It would be just the worst 🫣

@H4T3W4TCH @drewlevin Aaaaaand ?

@dageonde @drewlevin he is streaming this behaviour to 4k+ people

@Meleyes1 @GreatBakerAE @Doublelift1 Thank you for the translation. Wild how not kinkshaming is seen as fence sitting. Ah well I just hope @GreatBakerAE learns to type and act like the 40 year old he is, instead of the emotionally stunted league of legends player that he has become.

@dageonde @GreatBakerAE @Doublelift1 I can translate but may be misinterpreted due to Google translate limitations obviously. "You're so cool & normal for not complaining nor kink shaming, you deserve all the women in the world for fence sitting." If they're being sarcastic, sorry they gets lost in translation.

@H4T3W4TCH @drewlevin I’ve seen you make the same post numerous times, but I must ask if you’re serious ? You want people punished for DMs they’ve sent? Really? Not even team chat. You’re talking about direct messages out of game ?

@drewlevin x.com/H4T3W4TCH/stat… so you are just gonna ignore that big league of legends streamers calling other people ''cancer'' ''dog'' ''inbred'' etc. but the first time a normal player does that you are banning him and his entire family

@wenz0tee323 @1GridironNation @ThomasWrrld

@1GridironNation @ThomasWrrld Because he's a bad route runner and can't beat NFL DBs? And not consistent hands even though he can make crazy catches.

bro how is Hakeem Butler not in the NFL

@wenz0tee323 @1GridironNation @ThomasWrrld

@1GridironNation @ThomasWrrld How do you know it was work ethic and why is this something fans even try to say when we don't know these guys? Maybe he's just not an NFL WR

@king_sippi @JDawgu7zf @rosethaaartist His parents aren’t celebrity’s bro

@JDawgu7zf @rosethaaartist Yea u crazy😂😂 him or his parents don’t even know u exist. Get to know yourself and loved ones before a celebrity that prolly wouldn’t even talk to u

He ain’t have no chance to be normal. He would’ve been a disappointment to his parents if he wasn’t like this. His mama slow and talking bout she raised a slime. His daddy went to kidnap someone with him while he was on probation. It’s sad.