Neep McFarlane

Call for Volunteers for Skytalks at @defcon is open! docs.google.com/forms/d/14WpBv… We are looking for Grunts for line control operations, room security, speaker ops & more. If you can’t put your money in the bucket, you can volunteer to help make Skytalks work!

@lizzz_818 @lmscientist @APhoenixinflame @Bonniezilla @BrianRPhillips @Shatter242 @troutman @zarchasmpgmr @BabblingGeek @6502_ftw @bluknight @eliomen @c4i @Githur @PeterGanzevles @andrewshumate @dsmcf @JimGilsinn @apporima @DeeDee0x00 @pjhinders @webjedi @FrustratedITGuy @un1c0rn_sec @rmellendick @failOpen @ghostinthecable @NextGenRedTeam @nuintari @ladysigny @G0nZu1 @weisfeiler @ubert3k @quadling @Boredsysadmin @Csp3r @munin @zubion @bbaskin @McPanceton @NexusPhantom @grlz2grlz @MrJeffMan @Evil_Mog @QuesoSec @dichotomy1 @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @elonmusk Shhh. It’s nap time.

@lmscientist @APhoenixinflame @Bonniezilla @BrianRPhillips @Shatter242 @troutman @zarchasmpgmr @BabblingGeek @6502_ftw @bluknight @eliomen @c4i @Githur @PeterGanzevles @andrewshumate @dsmcf @JimGilsinn @apporima @DeeDee0x00 @pjhinders @webjedi @FrustratedITGuy @un1c0rn_sec @rmellendick @failOpen @ghostinthecable @NextGenRedTeam @nuintari @ladysigny @G0nZu1 @weisfeiler @ubert3k @quadling @Boredsysadmin @Csp3r @munin @zubion @bbaskin @McPanceton @NexusPhantom @grlz2grlz @MrJeffMan @Evil_Mog @QuesoSec @dichotomy1 @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @elonmusk You haven't missed it yet.

@andrewshumate @vipergts46 @dsmcf @JimGilsinn @troutman @lmscientist @Githur @bluknight @Bonniezilla @PeterGanzevles @apporima @Shatter242 @DeeDee0x00 @pjhinders @webjedi @zarchasmpgmr @lizzz_818 @BabblingGeek @FrustratedITGuy @un1c0rn_sec @BrianRPhillips @Zoe_Daemon @rmellendick @APhoenixinflame @failOpen @ghostinthecable @c4i @NextGenRedTeam @nuintari @ladysigny @G0nZu1 @weisfeiler @ubert3k @quadling @Boredsysadmin @Csp3r @munin @zubion @bbaskin @McPanceton @NexusPhantom @grlz2grlz @MrJeffMan @Evil_Mog @QuesoSec @dichotomy1 @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @elonmusk Yeah, or something. I know we pruned at least one, via request or block, depending.

@lmscientist @Bonniezilla @NexusPhantom @vipergts46 @quadling @Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @apporima @APhoenixinflame @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Shoestring russet fries, fried in peanut oil to a perfect crisp exterior and fluffy inside, seasoned with fine sea salt crystals. Here’s one for you: Ball?  Tennis ball?  High-visibility yellow extra duty felt medium speed pressurized tennis ball?  Help me decide.

@Bonniezilla @NexusPhantom @vipergts46 @quadling @Githur @defcondog @pjhinders @andrewshumate @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @apporima @APhoenixinflame @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Guys, help me decide:

It sucks getting sick right before @BsidesDC. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone, but I may have to wear a hazmat suit to avoid spreading the con flu.

@Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz

@Githur @pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Can we discuss a trade?

@pjhinders @andrewshumate @lmscientist @Githur @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Happy Friday from the granite state

@andrewshumate @lmscientist @Githur @6502_ftw @Shatter242 @JimGilsinn @bluknight @Bonniezilla @apporima @APhoenixinflame @quadling @vipergts46 @troutman @dsmcf @FrustratedITGuy @webjedi @NexusPhantom @Boredsysadmin @MrJeffMan @QuesoSec @ladysigny @dichotomy1 @ubert3k @rmellendick @heidishmoo @NianaSavage @Csp3r @rotbot9000 @un1c0rn_sec @G0nZu1 @CircuitSwan @aoighost @heyalliehansen @NextGenRedTeam @zubion @wctf_us @Woodookitty @TheBlindHacker @1dark0ne @knarphie @Mr_Hobbits @Sidragon1 @cybersecstu @kickfroggy @jack_daniel @DeeDee0x00 @dcskytalks @Boots_603 @grlz2grlz Jealous, happy Friday from my basement lol

@HelenNegre But I'm not an International, I'm a Sheltie. Wait, what did you say? Treats? OK, I'll be an international dog of mystery: here is my disguise.

@BrimleyPup I like floors too. But stay alert! Be on guard to herd the floor lest it start to move.

@EversourceNH regarding my last tweet ... make that 38 hours now, still “assessing damage” and no guidance on how long to fix. Still not showing on outage map. Forget the repair crews, you need more damage assessment teams. Also maybe use numeric not alphabetic sort for %ages!!!

@EversourceNH 33 hours since we lost power, 32 since we first reported it, and you’re still assessing damage, have no estimated time to restoration, and your map doesn’t even show the outage at all. I understand it takes time to fix things, but we should have an estimate by now.

@sc3d I would prefer not.

Hi @packetsniffur!!! My owner says you're awesome!!! Next time you're in New England come say ruff ruff!!!

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@Sidragon1 I just fell down the Tor Super Deep Borehole and through the eighth layer of Mariana's Web. Please let me out. My brain feels dirty. Grrr...

What she said twitter.com/Boots_603/stat…

Linecon's for n00bs. Just wait until the rush is over and get your plastic hang tag. #BadDefconAdvice #linecon

@mzbat couldn't you have posted this in 9 days' time? I'd have remained blissfully ignorant of this horror story. predatordefense.org/m44s.htm

@troutman I'm en route to @granitesec - but daddy says I can't bring this rock with me.

@MaxTemkin glad I don't work there: I haz some favorite meals I want at least twice a month. Garçon, le menu numero 37 s'il vous plait!