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@NateSilver538 Proposed: 9 state primaries held every other week for an 11-week primary season. The list of each week’s 9 spans regions and sizes as much as possible. The 9-state groups rotate over presidential cycles so that each goes first every 6th cycle. All primaries, no caucuses.

@NannaWhammy @StephenM @RealHickory Hope the bot farm gives you an extra ladle of soup for that one, Dimitri.

@StephenM @RealHickory God bless Stephen Miller! 🙏 You are articulate and have the patience of a saint! Thank you for calling out the Propaganda media for never asking about the victims.

The leftist media despises you and the truth. An illegal alien gang member and citizen of El Salvador is not a “Maryland Man.” And when a foreign alien terrorist is removed to his home soil he is justly and righteously deported.

@StephenM So, why did the US government admit in a court filing that he's not a terrorist, and you sent him there by mistake? Did the US government lie in a court filing, or are you lying now? It's one or the other, you malignant screw-up.

@WhiteHouse @nayibbukele The alpha is the one who said no. The beta is the one who isn't getting what he paid for. Pathetic that a US President can't boss around Central American banana republic thugs anymore, even when taxpayer money's been slipped under the table.

President Donald J. Trump 🤝🏻 President Nayib Bukele 🇺🇸🇸🇻

@StephenM Lying won't make your hair grow back. It also won't change that Donald Trump looks like a pu$$y who can't even stand up to a corrupt banana republic leader that he's bribed. You screwed up. Delaying until he's dead is just making it worse.

He’s not a “Maryland man.” He’s an illegal alien MS-13 terrorist from El Salvador. The corporate media wants so badly for our country to be flooded with foreign criminals.

What kind of weak-ass President is going to let the US get pushed around by El Salvador? We paid them money, and they're going to crap on our government in our own White House? If Trump can't stand up to El Salvador and get our money's worth, what the hell good is he? #weaktrump

@pattonoswalt He has always been perfect, filthy gem, at which I could not be more grateful to gawk. That he got a star is terrific!

I love him

@NYMag He overthrew ROE, you fucking wads of tape.

What Trump’s moderate abortion rhetoric says about the presidential race. trib.al/CBmyeCy

@TheBloggess What if I no longer care if I look old? What if looking old is abundantly okay?

Real question: When you’re typing on your phone we all double-space at the end of the sentence to add the period, right?

@EnaJay1 @_KommSuesserTod @Justalurke @JBOS_Rob @JessicaValenti Specifically, his ability to control teenagers' sex.

I really need everyone to take a fucking beat and think about how incredibly young 16 years old is.

@shes_a_reader @poddtadre "Mr. Lizard! Want a hamburger?" comes unbidden into my brain way more often than it ought to do so.

@poddtadre Always felt like this one was underrated.

this is the best "actor playing a character who is bad at acting" performance of all time. so incredibly funny.

@Mikeswi00209234 @abughazalehkat Not applied often enough, though, with those roots.

@abughazalehkat However, the sale of blonde hair dye remains high

lmao

@crockpics Too Late for Love

What is your favorite Def Leppard song?

@hoppercaf Be a fictional character. No one does all this in real life.

@mattyglesias Oh, you...

In light of his mounting legal troubles, I think Mr Trump — a pragmatic businessman as well as a deeply committed partisan of conservative causes — is likely to step aside and cede the GOP nomination to another contender who’d have an easier time unseating Joe Biden.

@CBS58 Yeah, but do all those other states have a dangerously powerful tavern lobby that makes their alcohol sales and OWI laws shitty too? Didn't think so!

Today, recreational marijuana is now legal in Minnesota -- while Wisconsin is now an island. The state remains an outlier nationally, with medical marijuana legal in 38 states and recreational marijuana legal in 21.

@drjessmaddox I may have been excited, but I never got to buy them, being not well enough off. So I get excited to buy them for my kids, and they couldn't care less, so...yay! (Also, I have a law degree, so that's maybe worse.)

@mattzollerseitz I deleted the app from my phone a while back. I'm still thinking of deleting my account entirely, but figured to wait a bit to confirm. Today's indictment brought me back for a visit, so maybe I'll keep the account a while longer for big-news days.

I'm not calling this platform X, and these little messages will be continued to be called tweets.

@RWPUSA @FoxNews @POTUS Because right-wing lawyers and Trump conspired to overturn the election, Fox has to try to gin up something for Biden to try and make a “both sides” narrative. Every accusation is a confession. Always.

Typical @FoxNews. All it takes is one or two professors suggesting something a little off the wall and they jump to the conclusion that @POTUS is doing what they say. And they call that news.

This is nonsense. @POTUS is not ignoring Supreme Court orders and nobody with any influence is telling him to. But he has every right to appoint justices and propose legislation to fix the Court. Congress can start by giving them an ethics code. foxnews.com/media/professo…

@fishie_mystical @MrsKhandiCoated I was about to post the same observation — she understands elder care, and it’s beautiful.

@ellison_don @DannyDeraney I’d give my grandma a “manicure” with Rose Milk hand lotion while we watched LW. Thankfully, we graduated to a Love Boat/Fantasy Island double feature eventually, but 70s TV was still all incredibly weird.

The Lawrence Welk show does California Dreamin'. It is as insane and brilliant as you might think.