Francisco

@Cutiecharly she's now handsome

Keko used to be beautiful what happened

@JonathanJjb @sdkafeero @kizzabesigye1 😳

@sdkafeero @kizzabesigye1 Same old tactics

Witnesses against Dr @kizzabesigye1: Maj. Gen. Richard Otto Maj. Gen. James Birungi Maj. Gen. Abel Kandiho Lt. Col. Atwine (head of special investigations) Andrew Wilson (also known as Orlando) Moses Barasa. Who of these is Kihehe per Chief State Attorney Joseph Kyomuhendo?

@KiwaJob53588 @ezi2011 @WinnieKiiza @SsemujjuIN 🤝

@ezi2011 @WinnieKiiza @SsemujjuIN Its members are in basements & others are in courts battling with cooked up charges.

Welcome to these streets my brother, Hon. @SsemujjuIN. I’m happy to see you here.

@_247256 @UgandaMediaCent he's trying to circumvent the challenges that our poor reading culture might cause.

@UgandaMediaCent So Kasujja thinks this is a cooler way to communicate? Make the font bigger maybe while at it

Uganda: Business as usual

@DonmarksonC 😀

Mwana tabuuza nakubuuza😂😂

@o_gabrieloc @onlyonepriest1 😀

@onlyonepriest1 Do retired players count?

You're getting $2m but your mom has to name five footballers

@PromiseKwikiriz @SpireJim Kira people genuinely voted him out. he was starting to feel untouchable. the day he carried volumes of books to NBS Morning Breeze is the day I changed my mind against him.

@SpireJim Either his votes were rigged or Kira has no people on X 😁

So Ssemuju joins X today, with only one tweet - announcing that he has joined, and he already has 17.9k followers!

@gloriaolana @Esau_Matsiko @OkodiLarry2 thanks for the kind reminder

@Esau_Matsiko @OkodiLarry2 You even took photos with his rival from Kirinya CU

I have been defending you in your absence honorable

@katostanley01 @sk_bongomin93 she's actually helping

@sk_bongomin93 Ugandans with putting others down🤦🏿🙌🏿

Prima Kadarshi has told Karole Kasita what many people near her feared to tell her, this lady is Gumite 😅🔥

@TIMOAMACARINYA Uganda is such a loose populace

As we are dealing with this, you will hear a someone who has rewarded themselves with 500m of tax payers money and goes away free and rewarded with a bigger position...

@legaltemplates1 @AKasingye @Arsenal all this slander is unnecessary. make your own money and spend it how you want to.

@AKasingye @Arsenal The old eating lots of Carbohydrates and drinking alcohol? Thought age was wisdom.

We had planned to celebrate @arsenal win in style. Still the party is on, at shores of L. Victoria.

@OliviaNvannungi @EnockWo_Uganda @Pliam_ @KwikirizaNova @kingFahad_17 good insight!

@EnockWo_Uganda @Pliam_ @KwikirizaNova @kingFahad_17 Please don't be duped into using middle men. Online application is so simple. I filled it out recently on my smartphone

I had been lazy about processing a passport until last year when one of the organizations I work with organized a trip to Kenya. Because of the "President" title, I was added to the executives' team that was supposed to fly. Out of sheer embarrassment, I claimed I preferred traveling with the team that was using a bus. "I love the vibe in the bus," I lied. 😂 On another occasion, I even had to use a temporary travel document. 🙌 On a serious note, this post is meant to appreciate the transformation at @mia_uga. Some time back, the place had become quite a mess. When I recently visited for fingerprints and interviews, I ended up chatting with several Ugandans seated next to me, and almost all of them had positive experiences to share. The improvement is noticeable, and credit should be given where it is due. I only hope this kind of transformation spreads across all government agencies because efficient public service should be the standard, not the exception.

@Levi_Eyaru @STanna444 @_JMAlex @adoniaayebare @AdumaJustus @akiikihenry @amronaldo @AnitahAmong @BalaamBarugahar @BavuleOfficial @cbusinge @dem_opondo you're right on this

Hon. @STanna444 Tanna is not a dual citizen. Furthermore, INDIA ( and this is very very important), DOES NOT permit dual citizenship by law. He has lived in Uganda continuously, even during the most turbulent period of the Idi Amin regime. He attended Aga Khan Nursery, Kitante Primary School, etc

@charlesgava_256 it confused me. I had to watch the video at 0.5 speed 😀

I like the use of the term "cantilevered" 😃

@Aruhoemma1 @T_E_F_L_O_N 😀😀😀

Did you say "State universities"?

@balikuddemb @erich_mboowa 😀

@erich_mboowa Ku Joel ssenyonyi Nabajja kwatava 😂😂

Parliament yaffe weyakoma wenyini weetandikidde😂😂

@Ruthkaitesi @JuddyieA nnyo

@JuddyieA 🤣🤣musiimye?

>Namere is now a Minister >Kabanda bamugobye mu asesiwosini and he deactivated >Elon took my blue badge >Madam is still the Education and Sports minister even though we don't know where she is. >Kasuku became a kombucha ambassador. >Laloyo posted a video of her and the boyfriend kissing

@Evelyn_Nakaayi Missed you Nakaayi. The Arsenal DOUBLE has resurrected you and I'm loving the banter you're churning out.

Good Morning finalists. Good Morning Gunners. This is the day Arteta has made.❤️❤️

@DNdugga @GodwinTOKO @Parliament_Ug @AgoraCFR kasita yasoma

@GodwinTOKO @Parliament_Ug @AgoraCFR Kasiita yasooma

So lucrative is working at @Parliament_Ug, that one of the people on this list, who had become a professional footballer; played in Egypt, South Africa & was in the final stages of going to Europe, returned to Uganda to work as a programmes officer there instead. 🙌🏾 #UgandaParliamentExhibitionII

@nickopiyo @GodwinTOKO I saw you coming as soon as I read era*

@GodwinTOKO *Error

So, it looks like Kasule Lumumba who is not an MP was appointed Govt Chief Whip in era. She's now been sent to ICT and National Guidance. Meanwhile, Jane Ruth Acheng who had become a favourite meme for her appointment to the docket will now, it seems, become NRM Chief Whip…