Slayer of Pez

holy shit i made it to 520K without posting my titties on the internet! 🎉

@etnow @KatTimpf Which one is Zoosha?

Amid the fallout of Amanda Batula and West Wilson going public about their relationship, Ciara Miller appears to have unfollowed or blocked her 'Summer House' co-stars. Just two months before that, Ciara sat down with ET ahead of season 10 and opened up about supporting Amanda through her split from Kyle Cooke and rebuilding a friendship with West.

@redsteeze Nobody took potshots at Lubic!

We're just overlooking that whole Detective Lubic role I guess.

@LizMair His pronunciation of “xorosho” was… interesting.

How the fuck is Hunt for Red October getting overlooked here?!!?!??

@liars_never_win @Delta @AmericanAir @united Heck, prioritize every other incoming call over Congress. Then sit them in the last middle row where the seats won’t recline. And serve every drink to them with a napkin that’s just a printed copy of the Constitution, so they might actually read it sometime.

Permanently close that program down @Delta @AmericanAir @united

@ThePewPewJew First couple seasons were good. Found the alternate history kind of stressful, honestly… but it was thought-provoking sci-Fi.

Has anyone watched For All Mankind, and if so, is it worth watching?

@NancyRomm To reset you typically pull the breaker all the way to off, wait a few seconds, and then flip it back on. If it keeps flipping to that reset point in the middle, you’ll probably need an electrician

Hive mind: How do ai get this to stay back on? Needed to turn it off yesterday…

@bdomenech @PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@senatorshoshana Are these hair clips decorated with sloths for you to wear, or are they for the sloths to wear?

Buying the stupidest shit on G-d's earth and getting it there in an hour emergency sloth hair clips

@BarryOnHere The Moe Howard era was more entertaining.

@LizWolfeReason I am so sorry for you and your family. May his memory be a blessing and you find comfort.

King Solomon died yesterday at two and a half months old. We loved him really well, and we don't have any regrets. We got nine days at home with him after 61 days in the NICU. Nine will never feel like enough, but we must accept what is given to us––we were never in control. Let's take stock of all God's mercies, how He worked through people: My OB, who heard my conviction about carrying Sol to term even with his disabilities, and supported it fully, with empathy and respect; the nurses in the Lenox Hill NICU, where he spent the majority of his time, who loved him so tenderly, like he was their own; his physical therapist, who saw extreme hope for him despite his disabilities, and tried to make it so; my mom, who put her own life on hold to come live in New York with us for the whole winter, to watch Zev and keep our household running; Zev, who wanted to wear matching pajamas with his brother each night he was home (and some of the nights Sol was in the NICU), who was eager to come to the hospital with us to play in the lobby even though he wasn't often allowed in the NICU, who chose not to be afraid of hospitals or tubes but to touch and kiss and snuggle his brother whenever he was able; @nwilliams030 and @rSanti97, who camped out at the hospital during Sol's final days so we would never feel alone, who watched Zev whenever our family had to dip back down to Texas; the people who covered us in prayer all over the country. Perhaps most of all, I'm grateful for my husband: He wasn't Catholic or pro-life when we met, but life experience has brought him to these beliefs. They ground us now; his faith is steadfast. He didn't leave Sol's side during those final, hardest days. He doesn't falter. Something tragic happened to our family, but we won't become permanently sad or dark; we really believe in God's promises. We're called to hope, no matter what, and the best we can do is serve our children with everything we've got. That's what we did, and in the process we got to glimpse the goodness of the Lord over and over again.

@EsotericCD Seems accurate. I mean… even Howard the Duck dunked on the Land of Cleves.

BEST SONG WRITTEN ABOUT CLEVELAND:

@LizMair It’s a glandular condition.

Boi is thicc…

@RampCapitalLLC Pretty ticked we’re apparently never getting a Led Zeppelin reunion.

Gm. What are we outraged at today?

@SeanTrende @emzanotti Order a couple snow tubes from Amazon now so the kiddos can play

@emzanotti Nothing unhinged. Just have food, any medicines you might need. Maybe extra blankets. You will be fine.

OK, what unhinged things do I need for this snowstorm? Like, I get that I've probably survived worse in Chicago, but this is the south and while I'm confident (and kind of a prepper!) I'm a little worried I'm going to have to scope out my Dollar General for security vulnerability

@AnnieAgar “The British.”

NFL wild card meeting

@edhenry Joe doesn’t.

Remember when Joe Biden took the sanctions off the Iranian regime? 🤔

@katrosenfield Is he the neighborhood yenta?

beanie season

@JonahDispatch Pippa is ridiculously photogenic.

Always possible

@EsotericCD Come on, Blehar… turn on your heartlight.

people he had like two good songs, why are we doing this

When Neil Diamond is getting a prestige biopic - after blowing this sort of thing once already in the most spectacular way imaginable in the late '70s - we have officially reached The End of Culture.