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@iamdrrhymes @instablog9ja That’s the standard minimum, not an offense. Go and contest and change the requirements to PhD 🤣🤣🤣

@instablog9ja I love him already but he is trying to be a legislator with a Neco certificate? Really?

30-year-old Muhammad Sadis Buba completes screening as House of Representatives candidate in Kaduna State

@Kayjay1500 @instablog9ja Don’t be dumb bro.

@instablog9ja There's nothing that's impossible in Nigeria.. Unfortunately some mentaly unstable folks will surely campaign and vote!!

@CHULLY1010 Balloon Dior 🤣🤣🤣

Eniola Ajao’s stylist did a great job 👏

@Gooddlovee Hello

Just say “hello” and gain 465 mutuals here.

@khantae_ Nice 👍

This is a cyber-inspired futuristic view of the city of Lagos, Nigeria created using AI. . . #AI #AIart️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ #AIWorkflows #AIPrompting

@yabaleftonline You be mumu.. “Home” is not Nigeria. Your home is your home.

"Don't let anyone deceive you that there is no place like home" - Nigerian man living in the USA says, showing off his neighborhood in New Jersey.

@symplyDAPO Chudai or Wata 💦

Why is porn all over my TL this morning, and wtf is Chudai???????

@yabaleftonline Golden Ekuke

She asked her dad for a golden retriever puppy as a birthday gift, and he got her this.

@Teeniiola School no be scam.

A young man attempted to bvrst a truck tire, but it expløded moments later with massive force, thr0wing him to the ground 👀

@De__carter @nnpclimited NNPC is doing business hope you remember that!

@nnpclimited NNPC are boosting their post omo this country isn’t serious at all

PRESS RELEASE NNPC, Chinese Firms Sign MoU Towards Restart, Expansion of Warri, Port Harcourt Refineries The NNPC Ltd. has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with two Chinese companies, Sanjiang Chemical Company Limited and Xinganchen (Fuzhou) Industrial Park Operation and Management Co. Ltd., for collaboration through a potential Technical Equity Partnership in support of the completion and operation of the Port Harcourt and Warri Refineries. Read the full press release when you visit nnpcgroup.com/insights/press…

@DaddyTwinzz That’s why they called it AI. That’s artificial intelligence.

@legwork_94 Are you sure?

When I wanted to name my twins, one Yoruba woman was insisting that I name them Taiwo and Kehinde. She carry my twins naming for head. And she was like that I should fry akara on that day, that it's what people do for twins. I don't understand. How can you be telling me what to name my children? How can you even in your right senses tell someone what to do in his home? Why should I fry akara? Is that my culture? The day came and passed, I named them in the name I wanted and pure Igbo names. I didn't fry one single thing and infact I didn't invite her to the naming. Since then, she don de carry face for me and my wife. Wetin concern me and you bikonu?

@IsabellaAmara1 Nah lie! It’s either you no wise or the borehole contractor nah bricklayer. You must see water even if nah paint bucket 😂😂😂🤣

800k for borehole gone Zero water found Contractor said we tried our best, no refund 😭 Be honest, what are you doing next?

@ruffydfire @ishola003 We are not ready 🤣🤣

@Sandeesolomon Multiply that 1k with 26

In September 2000, when I got admitted into JSS1, my mom gave me 1,000 naira to buy provisions I will take to school as a boarder, I would go to a popular supermarket then in kaduna, called roundabout and buy all that I needed and my pocket money was 1,000 naira for the entire term. What really happened to Nigeria? 26yrs later, 1k can barely buy you lunch

@CrystalReignz If their source of income is there no wahala nah

They said some of you stay in Idi ayunre and podo… Haaaaa… How do y’all survive??😂

@D_ObidientNinja @TosinOlugbenga 🤣🤣😂

@legwork_94 @TosinOlugbenga Dey play

In 2019, I do carry two people from Arepo to the island every morning. They do drop around that Eko House or somewhere I can’t remember. They both told me they work at First Bank. It was after I stopped working in my own company and I no longer carry them that one of them later told me they work at CBN. For their own safety, many who work at CBN don’t disclose to even their family members.

@Zamaniii0 A fellow corp member stole my brand new Samsung note 4 during CDS at Onireke during NYSC year. Omo my eyes clear onetime.

I just hope say nah me blind 😭

@fineboywill Yes o. Some set of people will even start campaigning for Pharaoh’s throne sef, claiming they build Egypt.

If nah Nigerians Egyptians enslave for Bible them go find way adapt to the slavery.