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@BashirAhmaad Your own is to serve father and serve son. Who knows, you may even serve Yusuf's son too

Following wide consultations, Yusuf Buhari, the son of our late boss, President Muhammadu Buhari, has informed stakeholders of his intention to contest for the House of Representatives seat for Sandamu/Daura/Mai’Adua constituency under the All Progressives Congress.

@demola694 Twitter people dey wait for who go first talk. Una go wait tire because I no go talk.

happy married life to me 🤍💍

@Alex_Barbir What will you say again if he returns soon. Like he has promised?

2 hours before flight I’m live on Newscentral. DSS attached to me during my mission for protection. Round trip flights. 0 official deportation letter. Embassy never informed of any such desire. These lies only expose the evil in power in Nigeria. See you soon!

@Mautiin01 Even grok can help you. So ask grok for Tinubu's own let's see something. 😂

Who was Peter Obi’s father and what was his occupation?

@CHI06491747 @Mautiin01 Has the idiot responded yet?

@Mautiin01 Yariba must mumu for me naw for you oo 😅🧠🤏

@instablog9ja They had to look for an excuse after the backlash.

Army foils d+adly IED att@ck plot in Abia forest, recovers expl%sives

@HighChiefOkoro You just remembered this today?

Back when I was still part of the Obidient movement, I attended a closed door meeting with Peter Obi. It was a small, selected group, shortly after the elections, as plans were being made around the “All Eyes On The Judiciary” push. During that meeting, he openly admitted that he knew he lost the election, largely due to the absence of party agents across polling units to defend the mandate. I asked a simple question: “Sir, if we lost the election, why are we in court?” The room instantly turned on me. You could feel the outrage. Everyone was ready to shut me down, but he stayed quiet and never gave an answer.

@Alpha_Yom But how come it is only the runway we keep seeing. Doesn't it have arrival and departure halls, apron, concourse and others?

The Dapo you hate so much built this from scratch The Man you want as president didn’t even build one school Peter obi fans are silly; especially the ones called zombidients

@Morris_Monye Na Seun I blame.

“anybody who knows my relationship with Seun will not begin to rant." - Wike

@samo_skey So while all these were happening, you were pressing your phone, typing this message?

He is staring at something directly behind me. His eyes are tracking it. Like it is moving. Like it is getting closer to me. He just whispered: She is right behind you now daddy. She wants to know if you believe her. I don't know what to say. I don't know what happens if I say no. I don't know what happens if I turn around. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

My son refused to sleep in his room for three weeks. Said there was a woman in his wardrobe. I checked every night Nothing. Empty wardrobe. Same clothes. Same smell. Same darkness. I told him it was his imagination. He said she only comes when the light is off. I left the light on. He slept. Problem solved. Or so I thought. Last Friday the power went out at 2am. Everywhere dark. I heard my son scream.

@Nenye11111 Na me be kote

Any man without 1m in his account is a fish!!!!

@ruffydfire With the rate at which they are stealing money, Abacha's own will be child's play.

Dear Mr Onanuga, kindly explain why the President will approve 4 trillion Genco bond in 2025 And Approve 3.3 trillion for the same Genco in 2026 And approve 3.3 trillion for Genco in 2024 I am expecting your answer!

@Morris_Monye Na landmark be that ooh. I always look out for it whenever I am returning to Lagos from a trip. I also remember this very big Nigeria flag on the other side of the road, not sure the particular area though.

The Hotel Newcastle at Anthony Village, is still functional? It’s been existing since childhood.

@Opehyehmmi Just make sure say enough water dey inside and also make sure say the thing no off because diesel finish.

Facts about this generator:

@TranscendNWO Prayer to St. Michael the Arch Angel

As a new Catholic, what are some prayers I should memorize? I know there's the meal prayer, and the prayer for passing a graveyard - are there any others?

@Chude_ND1 Some people are not happy with the peace in the SE

I hear that they (FG) want to militarize the Southeast. What is going on in the SE? Is there any ongoing insurgency?

@Genevieveadaa But why you self come dey cry now?

Once, I went for Confession, and in the middle of it, I started crying and told the priest that I had become a bad girl. He said, “No, bad girls don’t come for Confession.”

@Nedumcity_ They are not happy that the SE is peaceful.

Go to Jos, Kaduna, Ondo and other parts of Arewa North to conduct your operations. You cowards left crises ridden areas to southeast where all you do is extort and harass innocent people in the name of IPOB.

@vahphor What in this shop will make me pay 200k for haircut. The 1500 when I pay Sefiu yesterday dey pain me sef

My brother once went to Lekki for a haircut at a particular place. Before they started, they told him the price was 200k, but he was wearing AirPods and didn’t hear properly he thought they said 20k. After the haircut, they asked for payment, and he transferred 20k. Almost immediately, they questioned the payment and said he was actually supposed to pay 200k, and things started to escälate. Fortunately, the real shop owner was around at the time and stepped in to settle the issue. My brother explained that it was a misunderstanding, and after checking the CCTV footage, they confirmed he genuinely didn’t hear the correct price. In the end, they let it go and only asked him to pay 100k instead.

@peace_igho Person no fit tell una something make una keep am secret. Because I tell you say I eat eba this morning, you don carry am go sosha midia. Ehhh, iffa tell you anything again, make I naked baff for bathroom.

Nigerians need to learn how to eat healthy breakfast. You can’t be eating Eba for breakfast.