Luka Tate

This Easter weekend, smooth over tensions at the dinner table by pointing out what your feuding relatives have in common. For instance, none of them give Facebook permission to use their photos.

@MerriamWebster If you have an Ottawa Valley accent from Canada, the “ou” in “drought” sounds absolutely nothing like cow.

rough (like uff in buff) cough (like off in scoff) drought (like ow in cow) though (like o in no) thought (like aw in saw) through (like oo in woo) Enough.

@MerriamWebster Meet Eeyore

meatier = 🥩🥩 meteor = ☄️

@MerriamWebster I ran over to the comments to see that the knitters have already chimed in. I will stand down.

We do define 8 senses of the word 'frog.' Unfortunately, they are all nouns.

@PressSec Just between us - are you ever embarrassed about the things you have to say? This is no way to live. Come on.

No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here.

@ajeremyfrancis Hello! I bought these elves from your store many years ago & have always regretted not buying more at the time. Would you remember the name of the artist? I still love them so much! Thank you!

@jennyeclair Victoria crowned pigeon!

What is this bird please - I’ve got a three year old round asking awkward questions

Local man who needed two elections to win his seat sends Thanksgiving message about merit.

@koftov @SellingAMirror Every Canadian just shouted RANDY

.@SellingAMirror

@Devin_Heroux It looks like a gorgeous wedding! Congratulations to you both.

WE’RE MARRIED! Yesterday I married my husband Felander at the Longboat Hall in Toronto. It was perfect. We are so grateful for our family and friends who showed UP. And for all the kind messages from all of you. Here’s to celebrating love. Happy Saturday sports fans.

@allenanalysis @StanManWithPlan Wouldn’t it just be where an iv was put in?

@StanManWithPlan It makes complete sense to me; those are bruises. The question is, what caused the bruising in the first place?

🚨Both of these photos of Trump’s hand were taken today. Notice the bruising, discoloration, and blotching. This is a health question. Can any doctors or medical professionals weigh in on what could cause this?

@BertaProudDad Can you show me on the doll where the flag hurt you?

Been in Nova Scotia a few days. Beautiful place, great people — but the woke mindset out here is wild. Pride flags in every third window, people afraid to speak the truth. To the conservatives out here holding strong… I see you. You’re not alone. #cdnpoli

@MrJoKeR604 These people grift off the fear of others and are therefore invested in pushing the unsafe narrative.

Where do you live in Canada that you don't feel safe? What do u want to do in Canada that u arent free to do? You were never respected, Canada is. As a Canadian, It's hard not to feel safe, free, and respected 🇨🇦

@bamijuda1 Fine. (The period is important).

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@PurrJaJa @ToddSchunk @acnewsitics Thank you! I’ll be happy to go back later. I always had a great time.

@lukatate @ToddSchunk @acnewsitics As a US Citzen. Good for you. I have family in Canada. This country and these redneck poor choice inbreds have EMBARRASSED us on a world stage and they have no shame or dignity. Go where youre safe and is appreciated. We have to handle these people first and trust, we will

Las Vegas is empty af... what is going on?

@ToddSchunk @acnewsitics I’m a 🇨🇦having my best year financially, but I’m just not going to the US. The reasons are entirely patriotic and safety-based.

@acnewsitics Canada my say they are avoiding the USA but part of it is their economy is horrible right now

@CormStrikeFan In the category of Big Villain, it’s Donald Laing for me but for just regular non-criminal awful person, it’s probably Matthew.

There’s so many dislikable characters in the Strike series (obviously besides the killers), but who is the most dislikable character in the series to you?

@studio22artz It’s really beautiful! I would love to be able to make art like that.

Signing off on my final calendar proof tomorrow. Made my final checks today. This is an ‘unbound proof’ on the same thick paper stock with matt laminated front and rear covers. #art #farmanimals #drawing #colouredpencilart

He. Is. Using. Rosie. O’Donnell. To. Distract. You. From. Jeffrey. Epstein. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@Bell_Support If this isn’t resolved tonight, we will be investigating other options and never going back . I pay almost $150 a month for this “service” & I feel abandoned by you.

@lukatate Hello Luka, we sincerely apologize that the outage checker wasn't updated. We understand how frustrating that can be when you're trying to get accurate information. We're working to keep out tools up to date as possible. We hope for your patience and understanding. 1/2

Very disappointed with @Bell ‘s internet support. We’ve been without internet access since July 2nd with no communication from them about the problem. The outage map hasn’t been updated for five days.