Martyn Foster

@luckyivor @mooramana And bad debt and non payers

@mooramana That's per day isn't it?? 🤔 ........or a nice little earner of £3.6m per day on the basis of approx 30m properties in the UK ( or £1.3Bn+ per year ) - and it's allegedly for repairs and maintenance 🤔

Just looking at new rates for fixing electricity and the standing charge has increased by 12p🤬 Why??? I hate the way successive governments allow us to be repeatedly ripped off just so these vultures of companies can maintain their shareholder profits

@NotFarLeftAtAll should be on stand-up especially with the gurning

The Greens Diane Abbott “immigration plays no part on UK housing demand” 🤡

@EdwardLeighGB Bolton the same , go to manchester to get anywhere really

I shall continue to fight for a through train to London from Grimsby via Market Rasen, as I have done for years now. Grimsby is one of the largest towns in England to not have a through train to London, the Government is not prepared to spend the under £1 million it'd cost to do this, yet we are willing to continue to commit many many times more than that to HS2.

@BurnsideWasTosh @haveigotnews they couldnt find a joke with both hands

@haveigotnews Funny jokes since Angus Deayton was sacked: 0

Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down: - Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0 - Violent racial divisions stoked: 1

@RupertLowe10 But for how much longer....

Starmer hates Musk because he's given the British people a true free speech platform.

@catcastletails @catswithnohope I came upon @catswithnohope during covid along with many other cat accounts, some made me smile, some cry but all made me think. Tammy amazed me with her fortitude and resilience and determination despite her poor health. Rest in Peace Tammy and thank you

❤️In loving memory of Tammy❤️ After the most heroic fight to return to the cats she loved so much, the world lost a bright and compassionate soul, known to thousands as the heart behind the beloved @catswithnohope. Through her account, Tammy gave voice to the forgotten, the abandoned, the sick, and the overlooked cats that many others would have passed by. She saw hope where others saw none. With humor, honesty, fierce determination, and endless compassion, she built a community that celebrated second chances and mourned losses together. Every rescue, every update, every small victory reflected the depth of her love for animals and her belief that every life mattered. At the center of Tammy’s world was her soul cat, Tweetybird. Their bond was the kind that transcends words—a partnership built on trust, comfort, and unconditional love. Tweety was more than a companion; Tweety was family, a source of strength, and a constant reminder of why Tammy devoted so much of herself to helping cats in need. Those who followed catswithnohope knew Tammy not only through the cats she saved but through the kindness she shared. She taught people that hope is not something you find—it is something you create through action, perseverance, and love. Her work inspired countless others to rescue, foster, donate, and care. Though her voice has fallen silent, her legacy remains in every cat she helped, every person she inspired, and every life she touched. The community she built stands as a testament to the difference one determined person can make. We take comfort in imagining Tammy reunited with all those she loved so dearly, with Tweety never far from her side. Rest peacefully, Tammy. The cats you saved, the people you inspired, and the love you gave so freely will never be forgotten. Our heart and thoughts are with Nour as he navigates life without Tammy. We’d ask for all donations to be halted for now (due to the legalities) but above all we ask to light a light for Tammy and send all your love into the world for that beautiful soul and for her husband remaining. In life, Tammy was very private and few knew the face behind so much love but with Nour’s permission, we share this photo so the world can finally see how beautiful she was, inside and out. Dear Tammy, thank you for everything but above all your friendship and love. We will miss you more than words will ever be able to convey.

@Fellows3Tim @KirstieMAllsopp @GWRHelp funny man

@KirstieMAllsopp @GWRHelp Broken by your Tory Government, being rebuilt by current government

The train I planned to get was canceled. Train before that cancelled too. Train I’m on didn’t leave as planned. “This train now has additional stops” then “This train is no longer stopping at Reading, please get off if Reading is your destination” then 5 mins later “This train

@DomThePig @GreenWrisks @Morrisons Just look if barcode same. Will come up receipt same Shouldn't be same of course as different products

@GreenWrisks @Morrisons No. I will update once we get a reply. I might go into store tomorrow and stick both UK and NZ through the till and see what happens.

Ordered British Lamb on the shop. Says British lamb on the receipt. No substitution. No acknowledgement. @Morrisons care to explain yourselves?

@stephenshouse so sorry to hear this , i was down there a few weeks ago and was proud at how nice you try to keep it against insurmountable odds from imbeciles

Yesterday we installed a lovely new bench that was kindly donated at great expense, today someone has seen fit to allow their children to do this. Not only is chalking within the gardens not permitted this is just vandalism. We are disgusted that anyone thinks this acceptable

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

@JackWDart have you got drawing pins in your shoes or just naturally agitated

What an ordeal. Remember, don’t vote Reform on May 7.

@OfficialScottyT @Slices849082 @LeeHurstComic @LeeAndersonMP_ and here

@Slices849082 @LeeHurstComic @LeeAndersonMP_ Moron, here.

Who agrees with @LeeAndersonMP_ that Starmer is lying?

@Anniepop2027 @SignoraMatera @SkyNews its thats bot word again , you repeat it to get to sleep haha!

@SignoraMatera @SkyNews Deluded bot

Brilliant by Starmer 100% on his brief. Obviously honest. He didn’t know. And like everything else, he’s fixed it. Badenoch opines about correcting the record when Johnson took months and still didn’t. You’ve lost again. Get over it. @SkyNews

@goonchild4 @stephenshouse delighted to have celebrated Spike's Birthday with you and Sile , Jane , it was an honour and a privilege and such an interesting hour. I will return as there is far more to listen to !

Happy Birthday Dad. 108 today if you had made it this far. Glad you are resting in a more peaceful spot. We are opening up the archive today and eating your favourite cake to celebrate you. 🍰@stephenshouse 🌷

@justa876man No one 'owns' a cat

So I got home from the gym opened the door and saw this cat on my sofa I DO NOT OWN A CAT

@jakeyjake1734 @NWWGammon Isn't that simply socialism?

@NWWGammon It’s the soy boy generation of I haven’t got it neither should you

Here’s a message for all those arseholes that spelt about the state pension I’m not a pensioner but I know they get about £980 per month My message to these pricks is you try living on it?l £160 a month council tax £200 a month energy costs £35 a month, Water And more

@EtihadProbably @ThatBloke_Jesus Hindley surely

@ThatBloke_Jesus Sumat to ate in West Houghton is beltin. Bit pricy but Judas turn to pay, hes had a scratch card win I hear

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

@Amockx2022 quite happy to support Ukraine though using UK taxpayers money

BREAKING : UK 🇬🇧 PM Kier Starmer publicly exposed and humiliated Trump *Trump 🇺🇸 mocked Starmer on social media for not supporting the US* Kier Starmer 🇬🇧: "Mock me all you want but i am not getting dragged in this war. I can't send British kids to die for your war" 🔥🔥 Man has finally started taking stand on the right side of the history

@Guard_Amos @Heidi_Labour might be the problem with government ministers , only know a bit of a story but turn into something self congratulatory anyway !

@Heidi_Labour Hang on Heidi. The 455's were already under withdrawal before you the Labour Party came into power

This is what progress looks like on your publicly owned railway: x.com/BBCSurrey/stat…

@fairdinkumXX @daveatherton for the same reason there are St John Ambulances and other organisations . someone pays for them!

@daveatherton Why are there Jewish ambulances anyway?

Just arrived at Golders Green to cover the protest at four Jewish ✡️ ambulances set on fire. It has kicked off already. The man in the car started hurling anti-Semitic abuse. An Iranian 🇮🇷man standing put him right.