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@RyanCullen85 @ConnorPhillips Not sure if want to see any updates after that!

@ConnorPhillips @paulduffy_ 😂😂 It’s a load of ballix Phillips. Elon needs a clip.

Also, X is fucking shite. I come on to check what people be saying and all I get is posts from hrs ago with the very odd recent post. Absolute tripe. Gone to the dogs.

@ConnorPhillips Slower than our midfield? 😭

@paulduffy_ Did all that. Still 🐌

What has happened to Twitter? (X)? It’s like Facebook with it updates. Updates from hours ago - not most recent. Hundreds of followers just gone. So slow and clunky 🤔

@RyanCullen85 We’re in a bad spot hi. Not sure Arne has much time left. Sad to see ☹️

@paulduffy_ Haha snap. It’s fucking kett Duff.

@ncr72 Some dig! Gerrard-esque

@paulduffy_ 😂 Aye off my right foot

Hard to believe this was 30 years ago. Many thanks to John McClelland for finding it in the archives ⚽️

@alanmcferran Glad you’re ok. Mind yourself chief!

Just leaving this here.

@a_mcnamee @PGATOUR @SkySports The Golf Gods listened 🤒

Golf coverage badly needs a “No Tiger Here” button for when he turns up; a channel where the action, conversation, analysis all focus on anything but him. The Genesis coverage is shocking. If I wanted to watch old videos of Tiger, I’d open YouTube @PGATOUR @SkySports

@JDNalton @BassTunedToRed I remember an account called “Did Glen Johnson have a good game?”, and it just tweeted “No” after every Liverpool game. Gotta love it!

On original Twitter there would be an account called "Dan Ashworth's Laptop" by now with 20k followers in 2 days. The app isn't what it was.

@DMcCreesh Pure legend

Sheamie; business in the front, party in the back #LateLateToyShow

@JosephPepper His shot took a deflection

Szoboszlai’s crap

@RampCapitalLLC My wife says I don’t listen

When you’re driving, what do you listen to most often?

@PaudieFearon Man der in the sun far too long

Does anyone else do this? I put individual orange segments in the sun to dry them a bit so you get the texture of a crunchy outside and juicy inside. My wife thinks I'm a weirdo.

@PropFreeLFC @retrofootballnw Fair point. Same for me. Always had a soft spot for the gunners, and it’s probably because of Bergkamp et al

@paulduffy_ @retrofootballnw Bergkamps my favourite player ever but I never seen Arsenal as a club to not like so there was no issue there for me Clive

Which rival player could you never dislike? You had respect for him despite playing elsewhere. I'll start with Gianfranco Zola. Over to you...

@PropFreeLFC @retrofootballnw Bergkamp all day long for me

@retrofootballnw Mark Hughes. Played for United but how could not like a player who refused to score anything but screamers

@talktoBOI No worries. Thanks

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@PropFreeLFC @PeterSimmoYNWA Haha yeah similarly “stick it in the mixer!”

@paulduffy_ @PeterSimmoYNWA Heard someone down in Jennings shout 'stick it on the dancefloor Jonto' as a big defender was about to launch a big free kick into the box 😂

Can anyone give me some old school football shouts or cliches that don’t really get used anymore? So far I’ve come up with… Suicide ball A rasper Midfield schemer Safe hands Magic sponge Old warhorse Utility man Have a go, Twitter & keep them clean! ⚽️ 🧤🧤⚽️

@PropFreeLFC @PeterSimmoYNWA Back door!

@PeterSimmoYNWA Watch your house