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Gabe Ford

Gabe Ford

@realbriel

Tampa,FL Beigetreten Haziran 2013
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C++ is a terrible language and every time I have to work with C++ code I get sad. Would love to find a job doing performance programming in something else.
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Mimi Argyle
Mimi Argyle@MimiArgyle·
@CeeBeeChan @jimmyjohnsyum @FloatyLil His 2 is the only problem. Stomp can be jumped over. Heal = crippling/healbane. Ult = dont clump up together. 2 on the other hand, no counterplay.
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CeeBee 💖
CeeBee 💖@CeeBeeChan·
Deadlock is a fun game but there's so many characters that completely suck to play against. Like Dynamo is crazy OP but no one talks about it. Gun characters farm for 40 min then become thanos. And Doorman requires you to be on a registry to play.
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Gabe Ford
Gabe Ford@realbriel·
@BasedLPLEnjoyer @OFerickk @nnnstrs L take, there really wasn't much you could do once she got unstoppable, ricochet, silencer, and tier 3 ult, I'm so happy they removed the two targets on tier 3
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Tom Wyatt
Tom Wyatt@TomRWyatt·
@eurofounder You revoked his access? That means you also performed work on a Saturday. You must resign immediately
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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
My co-founder Ernst called me today at 5am "Fuck, our platform is down, nobody can access it" "Not great, but nothing we can do" I replied "What do you mean? I'm pushing a fix right now" I jumped out of my bed in my silk pyjamas "Do not touch your laptop, it's Saturday" I screamed He went quiet but I could hear him typing "Ernst, it is illegal under several EU directives to perform labour on a mandatory rest day" I said firmly "We will lose our clients..." he said quietly "Good. Any client who expects work on a Saturday is not a client worth keeping" I said He said "ok" and hung up, but I revoked his access just in case In Europe we do not let profits decide when we work That's why our companies win, and American startups fail so often
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Beaux
Beaux@Freddie37204·
@eurofounder We actually provide free healthcare to everyone BESIDES our taxpaying citizens. That is a problem we need to remedy. Now.... let's see you pay for your own defense for once while still giving away free stuff, Europe.
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Karl
Karl@Karl09770280715·
@eurofounder Thats just a fairytale. You are allowed to work on Sundays. What do you think do all the Cafés, Restaurants or hospitals? You just habe to be compensated with extra payment if you are forces to . Thats the difference.
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Anthony GG
Anthony GG@anthdm·
The AI soyboy circle of doom (yes 99% of all you guys): 1. Wow, it just one shotted this??? 2. I'm so productive, I can make everything I want 3. hmm, why does it change 20 files for this simple feature? 4. This looks easy, why does it not fix my bugs?? 5. Let me add more skills and tools 6. They must have been nerfing those models 7. We never hear from BRO again.
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Schizoe
Schizoe@TheTrueSchizoe·
@Matty_OW so up to 14 bans with a roster of 38 heroes ? xd
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VT Matty
VT Matty@Matty_OW·
Deadlock needs another avoid slot, and at least one of them needs to be guaranteed. This game is becoming so ridiculously unfun, and idc if it's alpha, I should be able to control it in some way.
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The Saltiest Deplorable
The Saltiest Deplorable@saltydeplorable·
@eurofounder This is parody right? Otherwise it’s retarded. Racial profiling is just and reasonable when certain races disproportionately commit crimes
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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
There have been cases of sexual harassment on our street in Berlin Two women were attacked in April near the Lidl store Neighbors called a meeting to discuss this "We need to do something, these Somali migrants from social housing are doing this!" I raised my eyebrow "Police is useless, we should do a neighborhood watch, so we feel safe!" one woman said I could not contain myself any longer "Are you seriously going to bring race into this?" I asked The room went silent "I was one of the victims you idiot" the woman shouted "That does not excuse prejudice" I said "We just want to feel safe walking home" she responded "Safety built on suspicion is not real safety" I said Of course we must protect our wives and daughters But racism towards minorities is never an answer
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Gabe Ford
Gabe Ford@realbriel·
@housecor Good thing this is an unbiased opinion and that you aren't spreading fear to sell that AI course in your bio. Awesome sauce.
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Cory House
Cory House@housecor·
The near future: AI generates code. AI tests code. AI commits code. AI pushes code. AI reviews code. AI deploys code. So, developers don’t write or read code anymore. They just do two things: 1. Tell the AI what to do. 2. Review *behavior*. Result? Human code readability won’t matter. Only AI reads it. Human code review will fade away. AI will be more effective and reliable than any human. “Code quality” is dead. Behavior is what matters.
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Marco
Marco@ninehighlander·
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R if you are good at code you actually code ... the true is that be good in productive work suck, you make real money if you are good to use the work make by others
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Gabe Ford
Gabe Ford@realbriel·
@cursedvisionary I had a game yesterday where a seven was 0-7 at 5 minutes and DC'd right after the match disqualify cutoff that was awesome
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visionary@cursedvisionary·
10 minute queue just to be the only one with over 5k objective damage what if i blow my head off my shoulders in front of yoshi do you think that would be enough to fix this dogshit mm
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Anti-UNATCO Aktion
Anti-UNATCO Aktion@new2posting·
@Jonas_Ceika The current version of ChatGPT is not natively multimodal in regards to audio, meaning that it's focused on speech to text extraction and little else. Gemini can do it though.
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Jonas Čeika
Jonas Čeika@Jonas_Ceika·
I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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Xxi@Xxi5olc·
@Jonas_Ceika It knows exactly what it is. It is just following the instruction and be polite
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OLLIE
OLLIE@ollies0x·
@sahill_og I agree, I think, and might be off on a tangent here... That desktop to web is secure, keeping the web flat file and everything local is the smartest thing to do. Online databases don't make sense anymore with unlimited attack vectors and updates needed.
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Sahil
Sahil@sahill_og·
stop building web apps start building desktop apps trust me
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Daniel Hooper
Daniel Hooper@DanielcHooper·
Jonathan Blow on fast software
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octo
octo@the_octobro·
@DanielcHooper @TheGingerBill What does he mean by “bulk memory operations” and why wouldn’t they be possible in Rust? That doesn’t sound right.
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Daniel Lemire
Daniel Lemire@lemire·
Bjarne Stroustrup (creator of C++) recently gave an interview to the StackOverflow blog... He answers a few interesting questions... I share me thoughts after each Stroustrup's quote. 1. What is the best way to handle errors in software ? It depends... « You could terminate the program. Now you don't have the security problem and wrong results. And if you are in a server farm with 40,000 processes, that's probably the right thing to do. Then you could give some kind of error message somewhere. That's a little bit hard to do for a vector access, but in many, many cases, giving an error code will be a reasonable thing, and then you hope people test the error code. And my favorite is to throw an exception. That is, somewhere in your program, you have something that catches all exceptions, and you terminate if that's what you want to do, preferably after giving dump of the information of what caused it, so that you can fix it and you don't get it again next time. Or you have a more specific recovery mechanism, which is needed in some cases. Say if you run out of memory on a small computer that has separate memory banks, things like that. So what is the right answer to that kind of problem? The memory exhaustion, out of range access? It depends on what you're doing. » Things go wrong. What do you do when things go wrong? There is no one strategy that always work. It depends on your specific application. A reasonable option is to just stop, halt. But that's not always what is best! 2. On code guidelines... « I'm working on something called profiles. Note the plural because my experience is that different organizations, different environment, different applications have different criteria. I actually think that people who talk about memory safety and only memory safety are not very realistic. That's more propaganda than it is good engineering. » People often seek some universal coding guidelines, but that's not possible. What is unacceptable in code base A could be desirable in code base B. 3. On safety... « People do what I consider unfair attacks on C++ by using examples from badly written C. And you don't have to have badly written C, and you don't have to have badly written C++. Of course, you can find examples that crash, but you can do that in any language and you do. » I have worked, and I still work, on very large code bases that are mission critical. If you are a competent C++ programmer, you are just not going to see null pointer accesses or memory corruption. I see with students who just started to learn system programming a month or a year ago. Source: stackoverflow.blog/2026/04/07/he-…
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Gabe Ford
Gabe Ford@realbriel·
@NolanBlunder @wearykevin19 @lemire You have never written C/C++ on a real project if you believe that derefing a null pointer is a real problem, dereferencing a null pointer immediately halts the program and you can see exactly where it happened. The memory corruption point is also so easily caught with valgrind.
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Be careful of this scam going around A guy messaged me and offered Jeff Bezos’ nudes for only $500 I got scammed on Friday, Saturday, and twice this morning by him Watch out!
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