Simon Cabron

@CarbonHelium Never seen it, but I bet My Wife is Retarded is a pretty solid short film

Learnt today that there exists a man whose name is an anagram of Ethan Coen with what might be the worst directing filmography of all time

@ryder_ripps This is a crowded field, breaux

i pay claude $250 a month and it refuses to do anything. what is this shit.

@AndrewSolender wow, you're telling me this little mf is racist af?

Rep. Chip Roy introduces the MAMDANI Act — Measures Against Marxism’s Dangerous Adherents and Noxious Islamists It allows for deportation/denaturalization of immigrants involved with "socialist, communist, Chinese communist, Marxist, or Islamic fundamentalist doctrines"

@medieval_rat Man, I remember him looking WAY different back in the day. It's like deja vu, but the opposite. I wish there was a name for this feeling

So it turns out the small Brazilian town of Rolandia has a waxworks museum. First up Nelson Mandela

@CCPISASSH0E youtube.com/watch?v=2pLDuQ…

I am watching this documentary immediately 💀👏

@joeybeastmarket Many such cases? So you're saying all white people look the same? smh

On the left: Timothy McVeigh, convicted for carrying out the Oklahoma City Bombings on April 19, 1995. On the right: Paul Wysopal, sworn in to the FBI in 1997. Many such cases

@ThinkAppraiser $20 for the monthly subscription that was used to generate the video

Attention all contractors: How much are you quoting them for this door plus install?

@TonesOfMusic '94?

Pick two '94

@redrummarts I knew a guy who got circumcized in his 20s for some reason. He very much regretted it

I knew a dude in high school who got circumcized in middle school for some reason We used to ask him questions all the time cause he discovered masturbation before he got it cut off and this was a rare chance to actually meet someone who could tell the difference

@justaflatbat Looks like processed gyro meat from trader joes

I mean, no sympathy for the imperialist navy people but what...precisely is this?

@pika_nekopanda youtu.be/BlV5RgQs-2s?si…

海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の曲といえば最初に何を思い浮かべましたか？

@Ogopogoisreal @mouvement33 forbes.com/sites/alexzhav…

@simoncabron @mouvement33 He has a bazillion kids. His penis seems to work just fine.

Good morning! Tea, anyone? ☕️

@BillAckman fuck you, pussy

Non-residents who spend millions of dollars on NYC apartments help drive NYC’s economy. Most of the profit in condominium development is in the penthouses. The Ken Griffins of the world make NYC high end development viable, driving high-paying construction, brokerage, legal, marketing, and other jobs in NYC. We should be applauding Ken for spending $238 million in NYC, not attacking him for doing so. Importantly, non-resident owners of NYC apartments who leave their apartments vacant for much of the year are not a burden to NYC schools, services, or other resources while they drive growth in retail sales, restaurants, theater, and other important drivers of our economy. They also often support NYC non-profits with donations. Ken’s company is a major employer in NYC of very high paying jobs which drive a considerable amount of our tax base. We wouldn’t want him to move even more employees to Miami. These non-resident owners also already pay a lot of taxes including mansion taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes and more. While @NYCMayor Mamdani likes the tag line ‘Tax the rich.’ Unfortunately, his policies will harm the constituencies he is supposedly trying to help. I can’t imagine the NYC construction unions are excited about his plan.

@katieporterca A personalized license plate is not a measure of success. This kind of bullshit is not how you win over voters

I drive a minivan with a license plate that literally spells out OVRSITE.  We need to stop measuring success by what we say we'll do and start measuring it by what we actually deliver.

Left handed people existing breaks a rule in evolution that nobody can explain Only about 10% of the population is left handed and that number has stayed the same for 10,000 years It never goes up and never goes down Evolution isn't meant to work like that, traits spread because they are useful or die off because they aren't Left handedness doesn't do either and stays the same percentage across every culture, country and population They process fear differently and react faster to danger than right handed people They are different neurologically and slightly overrepresented in certain criminal populations and significantly overrepresented among US presidents The trait seems to produce extremes Ancient cultures were afraid of them, the word "sinister" originates from the Latin word "sinistra" which means "left" or "on the left side" 10% There's always 10% Never more It was decided that was the exact number needed in the population

@roikfbuwgc254 Funny enough, these were originally banana flavoured. Tokyo banana is probably the closest you get to an original twinkie

アメリカ映画とかで度々見るけど日本人の99%が食ったことのないお菓子の代表

@AgingAnarchist Half of my friend group in high school were straight-edge vegan hXc kids, and the other half were metalheads. I ended up going to a lot of shows like Strife, Earth Crisis, Eleven Thirty-Four, etc back in those days

この時代のハードコアが好きな人いる？ ストレートエーーーーーーーーーーッジ！ (俺は違うけども)

@wesburt Bad ass mural. Sorry to hear.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

@hearinladotcom The best tiger tails around. I also usually grab their buttermilk bar, and a peach donut when they have rhem

Had to say hi to the Donut Man and nab one of those obscenely large Tiger Tails before they closed.