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📢Announcing #Prestocon Day schedule! Check it out! 📢 prestoconday2023.sched.com
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Milind Bhandarkar
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Milind Bhandarkar
@techmilind
Senior Distinguished Technologist at Hewlett Packard Enterprise. Working on Data Platforms. Formerly, founder of Ampool (acquired by HPE).
Beigetreten Nisan 2010
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@UWCheritonCS @lintool @WaterlooMath @UWaterloo @UWResearch @dsg_uwaterloo @uwaterlooAI Congratulations Jimmy Lin @lintool !
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CS Professor Jimmy Lin (@lintool) has been named a 2022 ACM Fellow for his contributions to question answering, information retrieval, and natural language processing. Congratulations on this well-deserved and significant recognition, Jimmy!
cs.uwaterloo.ca/news/jimmy-lin…
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@squarecog @josh_wills @bennstancil 2008: "this new product based on the data in Hadoop. Got us 3000% lift last quarter. Is the data pipeline production-ready?"
Me: Well, it runs on Rob's personal MySQL instance.
Next two years : Let's make it production ready.
After that: Rob's MySQL was good!
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@josh_wills @bennstancil I have seen people completely check out when another team tries to tell them X is not in prod when they feel it is. "Does not meet prod criteria" gets a different conversation. Sure, it's a messaging thing. But we are talking definitions, which are messaging, are we not?
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how do you not deploy to production on friday if you don't know what production is?
benn.substack.com/p/what-is-prod…
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@mikeolson @josh_wills They won’t want it to be taught by a negative seconds (since epoch) aged person 🤣
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Mentoring deep tech startups @nasscom Deep Tech Club (DTC). credly.com/badges/894b497…
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@NGKabra Indian usage is “Revert Back”, as in “I will revert back to you EOD” 😄
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First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
Indian Englishisms will slowly take over the dictionary
(via @kshashi)
Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth)@antoniogm
Linguistic observation: The usage of 'revert' to mean 'reply promptly with the requested materials' seems to be catching on. The OED claims it's Indian usage, but I'm hearing it from non-Indians. Could it be that the Valley is becoming an extension of Indian language patterns?
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@techmilind @derrickharris You should maybe 'auction' it a couple decades later :-)
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Is it a sign you're old when you regularly wear a Hadoop Summit 2012 shirt? Asking for a friend ...
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Honored and humbled to accept the 2022 Technology Entrepreneurship Abie Award, presented by @AnitaB_org. I look forward to joining the largest gathering of women and non-binary technologists in September as we all strive to transform the future of tech. #GHC22 #NextIsNow
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Met a founder/CEO yesterday who was pitching their data platform.
Founder: With our data platform, most microservices would be just SQL queries.
Me: Ha! So, you read what @josh_wills wrote.
And, get this…
Founder: No, who is @josh_wills ?
Me: how’s this possible? 🧐
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1/ As some of you know, I recently got tenure at @UCBerkeley. I've been thinking about my research career and the simultaneous evolution of the ML space, and I wanted to share what I've been thinking about: @jegonzal/5732c3419c81" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@jegonzal/5732…
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@zirotrust Was just thinking about this. ZeroTrust is actually Ephemeral Trust.
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"Evanescent trust" may be a better name for "zero-trust". What you base your trust decision on in one moment disappears in the next. #ZeroTrust
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Milind Bhandarkar retweetet
At #HPEDiscover 2022 (June 28-30), four industry leaders will participate in a CXO forum focused on the adoption of forward-looking technologies. VP & GM of #HPE Ezmeral, Mohan Rajagopalan, gives us a sneak peek: hpe.to/6012zjx0g #ML #AI #datascience #analytics
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Tale of three graduations for class of 2020! Congrats @yashsmaniyar! Thanks to @Stanford for honoring #classof2020 and #Classof2021 with complete graduation ceremony.
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Another thing to add to @missingreadme if we do another edition: what you can and cannot do with various OSS licenses, and why it matters.
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Hmmm. I witnessed the renaming of Hadoop World to Strata Data & Hadoop Summit to Data Summit (or something). What’s Confluent trying to tell us here?
Chris@criccomini
Hey Y'all, it's time to submit your Kafka Summit^H^H^H^H^HCurrent presentations! They've also got this cool office hours thing to help speakers be successful. More details on all this stuff here: confluent.io/blog/how-to-be… And here: currentevent.io
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Seconded. Name of the event: LTE (aka Reverse ETL) 😄
Dmitriy Ryaboy 🇺🇸🇮🇱@squarecog
Event proposal: top data eng shitposters on Twitter, in a room, apps/drinks, $200 donation to a nonprofit TBD per head, no recording equipment allowed.
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Database twitter is the best twitter. Elon may not agree, but that’s worth spending $44B on 😄
Pat Helland@PatHelland
@pbailis @joe_hellerstein No. Just that I remain older than @joe_hellerstein and he remains older than @pbailis. That's a lifetime commitment.
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