Psychiatrist.

@ahmedawadmd 💪🫀

YOUR BOY IS GOING TO BE A YALE TRAINED CARDIOTHORACIC SURGEON!!!!

Has any tweet aged better than this one? It’s basically the defining ethos of the entire last decade. By some objective measure, it might be the best tweet of all time.

@realMaalouf Lol.

BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming “Allahu Akbar” at him. He just sits there terrified, not knowing what to do.

@finn_hulse This is actually one of those stats I want to see: metros in the country for avg high end cocktail prices lol.

nyc bars seeing how much they can charge for cocktails before someone notices: “what about 29”

@waynesibrava @lawler4ny Honestly I have no idea. Lifelong NYC dems just won’t vote for the opposing candidate.

@lawler4ny I ask a simple question. How can she continue to win elections? How can residents continue to vote for her and her wrong policies?

The worst governor in America… truly a grade-A idiot.

@MedStudentMcGee I remember this very day and still feel it every year! Good luck!! #Match2026

Today is very surreal.. no matter where I end up, a program believed in me and that means the world :)

@OttersParlance Hell Yeah! Congrats 🍾

I matched to Emergency Medicine during SOAP!

Good luck to everyone for #Match2026

@EvilDick6476 @sidrosenberg19 @KathyHochul Damn thats a nice post card. I lament taking a NYC position lol.

@sidrosenberg19 @KathyHochul

So I’m in Fort Lauderdale right now walking the beach trying to sniff out former New Yorkers and convince them to come back!! Seems like an easy decision to me. Give up the sun, cleanliness, and a Republican run oiled machine for our garbage. I mean @KathyHochul has to be the dumbest bastard God ever created! Come shoulder our excessive tax burden to make life easier for illegals! And as an added bonus you get an Anti American, Anti Jew and Catholic hating Mayor bent on destroying any remnants of an already disastrous economy! What a deal! @NYCMayor and @KathyHochul! They’ll be coming back in droves!

@sidrosenberg19 @KathyHochul The most shocking thing for me was that I don't follow @KathyHochul. The most I can do is follow her on X. Sadly, I took a job in NYC and so there goes my snark about how nobody's going back to the city.

@action_ap I'm well past STEP 2 but enjoyed the data set you shared.

If your current prep plan was built around hitting 245 — Your plan has the wrong ceiling. DM me "COACH" — I'll show you what a system built for 270+ looks like for your timeline and starting point.

Step 2 CK is your career. Here's the match rate data by score band that every med student needs to see before they set their target. Thread ↓

@AlyoshaMalenkov @action_ap In all fairness, there are a lot of people and companies trying to sell their study systems and test prep.

This is ridiculous and scammy. You cannot study your way to a 270, no different than how the average person cannot train their way into the Olympics. People who score 270s also had perfect or nearly perfect scores on the SAT and/or MCAT. They are high IQ. Myself and countless of my classmates studied ‘perfectly’ for the Step 2 (i.e. followed the best study plan, went through all of the relevant resources), and no one scored that high. Prove me wrong: show me your students that had mediocre MCATs and then scored over 270.

@upvigilant @FischerKing64 Lol.

@FischerKing64 Dude your takes have been so bad recently. Did you check yourself into a mental institution recently or what happened? Were you always this retarded? M5 Max etc is gonna sell for like $6 grand.

Apple selling cheap laptops means it’s giving up on being an aspirational brand. Means it’s run out of ideas - which has been obvious for a while with the goggles and the thicker phones and iPads. It’s like if Mercedes entered the compact truck market.

@maurielletoMD Wishing you luck in your quest Maurielle!

Hello everyone. Unfortunately I did not match ophtho or in SOAP. Please let me know if there are any open spots in pre-lim IM or surgery. #unmatched #match2026

@LoganWesemann Good luck to you Logan!

I officially went unmatched post-SOAP. I’ll be reaching out to programs with unfilled spots starting tomorrow. Already did a urology research year. Looking for prelim surgery positions if available. Any and all help is appreciated! #SOAP2026 #eras2026

@observer199388 @NassauExec I wonder if that would even be possible in New York to achieve.

@NassauExec New York City with 8.5 million people has a budget larger than the state of Florida that has 23 million people. New York State of 20 million residents has a budget twice that of Florida And Florida probably delivers more efficient services with better outcomes

Kathy Hochul raised your utility rates 36 times and is spending her afternoon in a beef with Barstool. New York can’t afford 4 more years of this incompetence.

@4NGELWING Absolute perfection.

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

@DailyMail What a loser. But you’ll hear nothing about this from the msm.

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife appears to have used the N-word and celebrated Palestinian terrorists in resurfaced social media posts. 🔗 trib.al/LPDdcRq

@Fish_Flakes546 @nickshirleyy Dumb take.

@nickshirleyy How is giving homeless people help a bad thing lol?

NYC is now spending $81,000 per homeless person The average median household income is $81,000 for a New Yorker You work hard and receive nothing in return while the homeless receive your entire paycheck for free Stop the waste and fraud.

@md_eeznuts @SeeFisch Shut your mouth, you know nothing.

@SeeFisch What a meaningless, irrelevant statement. No shit diseases don’t have nationalities, that doesn’t mean we need to give every high paying American job to a foreigner while American college kids can’t get jobs and 60% of American med school applicants can’t get in.

Is it really YOUR right to tell people what to do with THEIR time? what about IMGs unmatched, low scores and they desperately need a way to show their value? Can you count on a salary line with NIH killing funding?