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Please vote for A Discovery Disappears by @PipMurphyAuthor it takes two secs ✨💖

“Drone footage” i.e. a pigeon with a go pro #SkyF1

@ericnamofficial I have never listened to any of your songs but I just got dragged to your gig in Glasgow. You coming to @CathouseGlasgow aye?

The last time Will Smith shocked me on stage was when he showed up on stage with Calvin Harris at T in The Park

if you drive in formula one, you’re a formula one driver

thinks he’s the the real main character: main character:

@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp you’d think for a multi-billion pound company you’d be shipping orders in something a little more reliable than a zip-lock bag…

Wordle 254 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This might simply be the greatest day of my life.

glaswegians 🤝 calling everyone who doesn’t have a glaswegian accent a teuchter

they’re literally KIDS 😭😭

@wee_dafty_ - "Imagine having a child and it came out a straight white male"

@crayator Top 1% of Bo Burnham listeners. I think… I think I need help

I care about your Spotify list

Thank you @boburnham for spending 1,969 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2Waw2sS…

me: 😐 me when Richard Osman says "very well done indeed if you got that one at home": 🥰🤠😎

@wee_dafty_ Excellent choices. This one is defo underrated.

I am sick and sad. I have started with beauty and the beast but what’s your comfort Disney movie?

Met a wee guy in town with this as his Halloween costume

Are you coming to the game tomorrow @POTUS?

Joe Biden in Ferguslie to visit St Mirren park. You cannot write this stuff 😂😂😂😂

@K0ppar @FourYearStr0ng We’ve got loads man thanks for letting us know ☺️

@FourYearStr0ng @wee_dafty_

People that are seeing Bring Me The Horizon on Tuesday, got an email today saying they might ask for proof of a negative lateral flow test so you might wanna get one done