Laura Allen

@randiego2 @CaptBob_Nomadic @SteveNomadic I am and I never let him forget it! 😂

@CaptBob_Nomadic @SteveNomadic @zonallen Happy Birthday! How does a man with 30,000 hours still have a wife? She must be a saint! 😜😜

Happy 60th to my brother; my business partner @CaptBob_Nomadic - great bash here in LEX thrown by his better half @zonallen !! Epic night 🙏

Seriously @Delta ? One hour before boarding and there is NO ONE at counters or bag drop. IN PHOENIX. Not even at Priority. Please explain why you want us here 2 hours before flight? And why you have a cut off time for checked bags? This is ridiculous and unprofessional. Do better

@richdecamp @GavinNewsom Bet not!

@GavinNewsom At least JD is faithful to his wife.

Grew a beard and lost his spine. But at least he kept the eyeliner.

@CaptBob_Nomadic @etihad I hope you booked our son in Business class too! I don’t want to hear his bougie complaints when he gets home!

Boarded @etihad EY009 AUH-ORD. 15 hrs enroute. The previous 787 flight was fantastic, the Etihad biz lounge in Abu Dhabi was relaxing. US Customs pre-clearance was fast and easy. The seat in this A350 looks comfortable. Looking forward to some sleep!

I rarely give my thoughts on these matters, but I’m in a sharing mood - all Biden should do between now and Jan 20 is pardons and appointments. Divert every resource and department. Pardons. Appointments. For everyone and everything. Mic drop and leave the stage. YOU’RE WELCOME.

@SteveNomadic @CaptBob_Nomadic And when’s the last time it flew? 🤣

This was my first landing in our Westwind in June of ‘23. A touch & go of course. 🙄 I had pretty much no clue what I was doing, but an airplane is an airplane… 🤷‍♂️🛬🛫 amiright?

@CaptBob_Nomadic @JaggerJohnson15 @charliekirk11 Although, IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE , Bob is correct

@CaptBob_Nomadic @JaggerJohnson15 @charliekirk11 🤣🤣🤣

I was flying back from Wisconsin on a friend’s plane tonight and got called up to the cockpit. The pilots were very confused at what they were seeing. Something was above them and not showing on radar. I’m sure there is a logical explanation here. Watch this video and tell me what I am missing.

@CaptBob_Nomadic At least you are on the plane!!

EK766 JNB-DXB I can’t believe Emirates is still flying this 2-3-2 business class!

@illi_milli_ I have no idea who that is . . .

Weird I’m literally in love with Cooper Koch

@CaptBob_Nomadic That is so dramatic. What kind of shirt do you want?

I need a new shirt.

@CaptBob_Nomadic @kclepley Yeah, someone should show you how to do that. 👿

@kclepley Can someone show me how to do that? 😝

I have a question for men on dating apps? What's up with the posting of photos, where one can clearly see you tried cropping your last date, wife, or girlfriend out of the photo? Inquiry minds want to know. :)

@SteveNomadic Does that mean @CaptBob_Nomadic gets to stay home for August, too?! I have some ideas for his “free time”, including a not-so-short Honey Do List! 🙌🏻

All done now - time to go home and relax on the beach for the rest of August!

@illi_milli_ *folks Love, Your Grammar Obsessed Mama 🤣

I need one of those apps that lock me out of social media for certain hours of the day lmao. Yesterday I scrolled through conspiracy theories for 3 hours 😐 yall really fueling the mentally ill folx on this app with these stories 😑

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WHY don’t airplane lavs have bidets? Inquiring minds want to know. @OMD_SkyDog

Cool fact: in Medellín, when you say “Gracias” (thank you), they respond with “mi gusto” or “con gusto” (my or with pleasure). I’m used to “de nada” and I find myself loving and appreciating the little differences here.

@illi_milli_ @OMD_SkyDog I knew you missed your Mama!!

@OMD_SkyDog Imagine how much better it’d be if your daughter and granddaughter were there too….

Cruising around the mountains that surround Medellin.

This pic could have been taken anywhere in the world. @OMD_SkyDog never changes!

@joemawmas @illi_milli_ Ha ha!

@illi_milli_ Laura it’s from my favorite lesbian movie I swear🥴😮‍💨

I’m getting revenge. I’m gonna fuck up some football players and I’m buying a GUN