There are only 3 solutions to this issue: 1. Use a keyboard cover (they're flimsy and shitty) 2. Wear gloves when typing 3. Stop producing human oil (die)

@karbonbased It’s not oil. The texture has run smooth. It’s called patina 😁

@karbonbased 4) wash hands and use alcohol before and after using laptop 5) change diet (doubt if this works)

@karbonbased did we forget #4 where we clean our keyboard?

@karbonbased 70% alcohol wipes

@karbonbased stop eating with your hands like a mongrel and routinely practice cleaning?? i don’t even think back in the era of wow consuming my life did my keyboard ever look anywhere close to this and i got sweaty

@karbonbased you can chalk your hands like a mountain climber or powerlifter (my preferred method)

@karbonbased 4. break your laptop twice a year

@karbonbased Isn't it wear? Not oil. You can usually see which side of the space key you prefer to hit.

@karbonbased 4. use an external keyboard

@karbonbased id hate to see what his ipad looks like

@karbonbased 4. Get a ThinkPad and dont care how your laptop looks. It's a tool. Newsy Johnson

@karbonbased Cut off hands and use voice to text

@karbonbased this nigga doesnt understand how friction works

@karbonbased Lmao no idea how this happens What are you slamming your keys with a hammer? 😭

@karbonbased Jj