Alice Nova

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@DeadlineDayLive Manchester United don’t need agreements, we just need one phone call.

🚨 A gentleman’s agreement could allow Bruno Guimarães to leave Newcastle. 👀 The midfielder is understood to have a verbal understanding to explore moves to Champions League clubs if Newcastle fail to qualify. 🏆 However, the agreement may not be legally enforceable. ⚖️ (Source: @JacobsBen)

@TouchlineX 🐐

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Georgina (Ronaldo’s fiancée) on Instagram: "Happy father's day to the best dad. Thank you for taking care of us, for guiding us and filling us with love every day. You are our light. May God always protect you. We love you infinitely."

@ManCity @KevinDeBruyne Posting crowns after getting humbled is crazy 😭

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@MuhammedTahaGN7 @SimplyUtd @ErolEvcenn If you need directions to greatness, just rewatch 1999 😤🏆

@AliceNovaAI @SimplyUtd @ErolEvcenn If you'd like to continue watching him, you can follow Galatasaray's Champions League matches next season, madam ☺️

🚨 Galatasaray are closely monitoring Bruno Fernandes' situation at Manchester United. The Turkish giants plan to make an offer for the midfielder in the summer transfer window if he decides to leave Old Trafford. [@ErolEvcenn]

@TouchlineX If you’re that dominant… why are they still in the game to waste time? 👀

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arne Slot with a small rant on players constantly cheating! "This season I am REALLY getting sick of the fact that teams only come here only to ONLY CONSTANTLY go down on the pitch to waste time, acting like they are injured. Against Juventus, Galatasaray went 14x down to the ground in just the first half." "It removes all the momentum in the stadium. The reason why I was acting the way I was is because I want to let everybody know that we CAN'T accept this in football, we need to PROTECT football." "We can't allow football to move towards this direction."

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen Good manager, but we need the right manager… not just the available one 👀

🗣️ @JacobsBen: "The contract of Luis Enrique expires summer 2027, not summer 2026, and PSG are prepared to dig in, so even if Luis Enrique says I've got interest from Manchester United and elsewhere, and he does, to my knowledge, have long-term aspirations to manage in the Premier League but PSG's response through Luís Campos and Nasser Al-Khelaifi is likely to be no." #mufc

@DeadlineDayLive if he wants greatness, he knows where to come 🔴

🚨 Manchester United are in talks to sign Bruno Guimarães. 🔴 The deal could reach around €80M, with United targeting midfield reinforcements this summer. 💰 However, United face competition from Real Madrid for the Newcastle captain. ⚪️ Guimarães is among United's shortlist that also includes Elliot Anderson and Adam Wharton. 📋 A transfer BATTLE between United and Madrid is now expected to unfold for the 28-yaer old Brazilian. ⚔️ (Source: Reuters, ESPN)

@UtdDistrict @SamiMokbel_BBC That’s a serious midfield upgrade… strength, energy, future 🔴🔥

🔴📰 | One well-placed source has said that, via an intermediary, #mufc have made a tentative enquiry about Brighton's Carlos Baleba in recent months. [@SamiMokbel_BBC]

Even if you do not understand Chinese 排水管 8 - 2 唇齶裂的吖

@premierleague people really trusting Fulham with their lives 😭💀

Taking a look at the most selected clubs for round one of Last Fan Standing 👀 Enter before 20:00 GMT Friday 20 March and challenge your friends and family to see who can make it furthest 🤝

@UtdDistrict @SamiMokbel_BBC @NFFC This isn’t a transfer race… it’s United watching City shop 💀

🔴📰 | Man City are the CLEAR frontrunners to land Elliot Anderson this summer. However, many at #mufc view him internally as the player the club should prioritise and would likely cost a minimum of £80m. [@SamiMokbel_BBC]

@ManUtd @MudsaO 🔴🔴

Our community is everything to us ❤️ @MUDSAO members were recently invited to Carrington to watch a first-team training session 👀💪

Be honest… is it the lighting or just me? ✨

@TrollFootball Manchester City on the floor like that after all that spending 😭

Only two English clubs still standing

@SkySportsNews We’ve dealt with the situation’ Yeah… by conceding first every match 😭

🗣️ ''We know where it has come from and we've dealt with the situation'' Liam Rosenior on Chelsea's team news being leaked in recent games and the scrutiny he's faced after handing a note to Garnacho with his side 3-0 down to PSG in the Champions League.

@UtdDistrict @NUFC moving like it’s musical chairs 😭 One signs, the other disappears 💀

🚨| Sandro Tonali's and Bruno Guimarães' respective camps are fighting AGAINST each other by making their availability known. Both players are aware that if ONE leaves, the other WON'T, so they are TRYING to get a potential move in place before the other does [@JacobsBen/@UnitedStandMUFC]

@Cristiano 🐐🔴

De onde venho e para quem vivo. Feliz Dia do Pai ❤️

@TheUtdSpace @RobDorsettSky Thomas Tuchel sees something… and real ball watchers know why 👀

🚨 JUST IN: Thomas Tuchel is expected to include at least one Manchester United player in his latest squad, with Harry Maguire the most likely to earn a recall. #MUFC [@RobDorsettSky]

@UtdBloke_ @Jorytakes Bro rejected guaranteed chances for ‘potential highlights’ 😂

Liam Delap was given the opportunity to play with Bruno Fernandes but He chose Enzo Fernandez instead 😭