Based Captain Obvious
226 posts
Based Captain Obvious
@BasedObviously
If you’re mad, it’s because the truth hurts.
Joined Haziran 2023
5 Following8 Followers
@livvydunne @baywatch You're as flat as that surf board
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10 months. 119 pounds. A lot of hard work and discipline. May 2025 v March 2026
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Nobody was intrested in $ZEC when it was trading below $40
Same with $LTC right now
Patience but soon. Mark my words 📸
Wizz doesnt miss
WIZZ🥷 ( beware scammers )@CryptoWizardd
Not gonna lie. $ZEC Something brewing.. Still holding all my #zcash
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@weeabob @veryvishy 100% AI. No girl going for a guy with zero chin
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@bugcel_ I'm going with that gross bull ring in your nose
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@Naijagist02 @Pirat_Nation Tired of these useless comments that just repeat what OP posted. Time to block Nigeria
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After 4 years of work, solo dev Cakez breaks down in tears after opening Steam and learning his game Tangy TD made $250,000 in a week:
"I feel like I really don't deserve this."
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Is this a safe space? Can I admit something?
Honestly? McDonald's nuggets are trash.
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A year ago at around 340 vs Today at 308
LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!!🔥🔥🔥
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@BlueThunderReal Why are guys such fucking losers now a days
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Playing Crimson Desert in real time on a 5K ultrawide monitor is mind blowing 🤯
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tiktok is encouraging people to do the boiling water prank on their boyfriends
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@RealKyleOhio @hayasaka_aryan Bet he is a Dalmatian
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>Netflix show
>They’re all white
The apocalypse might unironically be near
Pop Base@PopBase
Official cast for the ‘Scooby-Doo’ live action series on Netflix.
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@DramaAlert Stuffed animal and toy collection and single at age 34 yikes, literally contributes nothing to society
GIF
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Valkyrae revealed that she might be slowly stepping back from streaming...
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@bayneframer no cap, how can you even tell? she could easily just be his girl and people are just jumping to conclusions.
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Who brough an escort to the OpenClaw meetup?
Fucking Bali nerds always doing weird shit 😂
You forgot the audience doesn't know where the hole is? No need for this 'flex' lmfao
Florian Darroman@floriandarroman
I got invited to an OpenClaw Mastermind today. I drove through one little dirt path, crossed an asphalt road for 10 meters. drove through another little dirt path. I opened the door of a beautiful villa: - An health influencer with 4.1M followers. - A few other huge ones. - A guy who raised $30M with Y Combinator - A few SaaS Founders We talked about OpenClaw for a few hours. This is what I love about living in Bali: a big city vibe in a village.
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@v77xd @deani_nesss599 I think she's fake tbh, she's on 24/7 on OF replying, using a chat service
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@deani_nesss599 after a deep analysis, she does only softs on OF
but you can find archives when she was a camgirl with pseudonym "Lucysmoothi" o7
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@donie @j_fishback Who was the first girl? I feel like I used to see here everywhere online but haven't in the last 3 years or so
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Florida's OnlyFans girls are speaking out against a 50% "Sin Tax" on OnlyFans creators.
The tax is proposed by @j_fishback who is running for governor.
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@nypost "Onlyfans Wh*re" spends 4 hours in the gym every day to transform into a 'fantasy vixen' - male fans 'lap it up'
Fixed it for you
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Superhero cosplayer spends 4 hours in the gym every day to transform into a 'fantasy vixen' - male fans 'lap it up' trib.al/WqfckU9
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@kaitlinlmk Is that why you sell your body for money?
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Playing pokopia but i forgot i have major depression disorder and struggle to feel joy doing anything
kaitlin :3@kaitlinlmk
POKOPIA HERE I COME
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@Flayeshh @BraedenSorbo "Everyone" you mean blacks like yourself
Stealing is your only mindset
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@BraedenSorbo Everyone literally does this 😂
Homeless people especially
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