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@Mr_Schmuck2027 @shoe0nhead Why would a plesiosaurus be typing up a message on here? We don't have the fingers to do so.

@BennyBButton @shoe0nhead Are you sure you're not a pleasiosor

🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 thank you for the attention

@kibawooo I hope this helps. If you need some distraction, hit me up.

so chat, What y'all do when you owe 40x your bank balance 4 taxes?

Holy shit, with how broken many of the systems at multiple jobs I've had are, I'm not entirely sure how the entire global trading still exists.

@turqitsune Very wrong, where's the sharing?

instead of sleeping i just ate half a tub of ice cream. am i doing this adulting right?

@kibawooo PB&J with bacon, i.e.: the Elvis, fucking slaps as well. 100% recommend.

peanut butter and jelly burgers are fire, i'm sure this would be too 🤔

@pawsvtuber It can mean all of the above, but when it becomes more specific, such as: We should play some Helldivers sometime, it becomes more of a genuine invitation. BTW, you're invited. 😎

What does "We should hangout/play/chat sometime" actually mean?

@turqitsune @sjmcc13 You dumbass...

@sjmcc13 @BennyBButton er.. refer to previous message?👀

there used to be an app called whisper where I could essentially scream all my thoughts into a void. i miss that

@kibawooo Oh hell yeah, can you do a mocap of orange justice?

Its future time.

@kibawooo Oh hey, welcome to the club Kiba! Enjoy your stay, we have burnout with a side of being dead inside. I tried working harder to outpace the money problems, but they just keep scaling faster than I can outpace them... Idk how to help you. ❤️😭

Mentally exhausted. I'm really tired of getting roped into my family's financial messes SOMEHOW after moving far away. Like... Do I change my phone number at this point 😭😭😭

@turqitsune @crellythecow So artistic. Chef's kiss.

congratulations, well done on your subathon mould mother!🥵💚@crellythecow #crefart

Consider me a professional gamer. @HuntShowdown

@RichSilver It says: "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty". Trust me, I'm a pro.

Hi Japan! Can anyone who speaks Japanese please help me translate this old note that was tucked inside the handle of this small knife for decades. I've always wondered what it says. Thank you!!

@turqitsune @GregtheSov WHAT THE FUCK!?

@GregtheSov benny..

i can be so gullible.. i don't like April fool's..😭

@turqitsune What got you?

@samoyedsunny The Japanese Cerberus has made contact with Europe.

どうやったらアメリカのみなさんにツイート見てもらえるのかな？ アメリカのみなさーん、日本のケルベロス届いていますか〜？ #samoyed

Come visit. 🔫😡

@RWSstudios Last part is based if true. Good luck all y'all, hope you push for all of them to get the chair or at least life.