L. P. Olsen 🇩🇰🇺🇸
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THE HANKS ARE HERE 🤩
Tom Hanks and his son, Colin, are cheering on the @LAKings in Game 4! #StanleyCup
🇺🇸: @NHL_On_TNT
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports 2

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@FDaniels86 It's a goaltending duel, and Dan Vladar is winning it. Sid has little to do with the outcome of this series.
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@Tablesalt13 He always reminded me of landmines.
Easy to acquire. Difficult to get rid of.
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@ThomasSowell Because paying your taxes is optional in Tim's made-up world.
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@bobwojnowski Blunt conversations are the hockey version of Pam Bondi's strongly worded letters. Nothing happens as a result.
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@BradGalli Nothing will happen. I know because nothing happened in the last 7 years.
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Steve Yzerman opens his Red Wings season-ending press conference addressing what this team needs to do to improve.
“The most obvious would be need better players. We need to improve in particular areas, goal scoring, particularly five-on-five,” he said.
Yzerman said it’s on him and his staff to improve that.

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@VinnysCorner1 Michael Jordan is the Wayne Gretzky of Basketball... Ah well.
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@ThrillaRilla369 Literally.
"I am literally looking for a needle in a haystack" is my favorite.
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@RealEmirHan Hint: Acting skills might have had something to do with the casting choices...
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Steven Seagal says Tom Cruise was one of the worst casting choices in The Last Samurai.
“They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.”
“I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. We got 450,000 phone calls from everybody in the world saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?”
“Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.”
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@BrianFisherLORW @HeleneStJames Hard pass. Here's the spiel:
"We've improved", "patience", "the core is great", and "these things take time"
Have you seen a playoff game??? We'd be creamed within the first 20 minutes if we were in the playoffs, so thankfully we're not!
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For those curious, @HeleneStJames reports below that Steve Yzerman and Todd McLellan will hold their end of season availability tomorrow, 4/23.
freep.com/story/sports/n…
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@BarackObama Cue the sound of a man throwing up when reading this post.
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No two NHL teams are the same. But once upon a time, the Wild, Sabres, Maple Leafs and Canucks each felt stuck, similar to how the Red Wings do now.
So, what can Detroit learn from them about what to do (and what not to)?
🔓 Unlocked for all to read:
nytimes.com/athletic/72134…
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Choosing Talbot over Lyon was a mistake.
Mr. Tenkrat@PeterTenkrat
Believe Lyon just asked Jeannot if he wanted to go
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