Captain Obvious
319 posts
Captain Obvious
@CapObvious01
I point out what everyone else is thinking but won’t say. If it’s obvious, I'll say it.
United States Joined Mayıs 2026
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BLADE (1998) sitting at 58% on Rotten Tomatoes feels borderline criminal. The film helped lay the groundwork for modern comic book movies, gave Marvel one of its coolest screen heroes, and still has action sequences that hold up decades later.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes?
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Appalachia needs your help! Locations all around the map have become infested by rough and tough enemies with new 4-Star Legendary rewards!
#Fallout76 Infestations update is available to everyone for free right now!
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@FilmUpdates Pass. This movie is going to bomb because of dei and feminist ideology.
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New character posters for ‘SUPERGIRL’ have been unveiled.
In theaters on June 26.
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@DiggingInTheDi1 Unfortunately, they won't do anything because they're consumed by only fans and sportsball.
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I thought I would wake up less angry about Henry Nowak
I'm madder than I was last night
British men, understand you're going to have to lose a piece of yourselves by doing some very ugly things to set things right again
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@NintendoAmerica Me and the boys from the 90s when we team up in pvp mode and destroy Gen Z.
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Blast your way through enemies in a fast-paced adventure with Fox McCloud and the #StarFox team! Star Fox is coming to #NintendoSwitch2 on June 25.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 True. However let's not confuse the two. Sikhs aren't Muslims. They're the same shade of brown though.
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>nothing religious about this
The Muslim “holy book”. Says differently. It says to do what was done to that kid.
John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad
One is a kirpan: the ceremonial blade Sikhs carry to protect others. The other is a charra: an Afghan tribal murder dagger built to punch through cloth and armor. Guess which one killed Henry Nowak? Nothing religious about this. A murder weapon sanctioned by suicidal empathy.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 I had no issues with either Mario movie. Donkey Kong is supposed to be obnoxious and annoying. So it's fitting that an obnoxious and annoying actor got that role.
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To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.
ToonHive@ToonHive
Matthew Lillard criticized the industry for prioritizing celebrities over voice actors in animation: “The ability to carry a film, as the lead of a film with only a voice, is a power very few people have. The idea that they keep hiring crappy celebrities to carry huge films is killing us.”
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@misfitpatriot_ Translation: anyone who exercises their freedom of speech and documents anything that makes Israel look bad must be permanently silenced.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if a “journalist” is also moonlighting as a terrorist, you can kill them.
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@EndWokeness The English should've never surrendered their weapons
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If the Henry Nowak video doesn't get the UK to revolt, nothing will
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@RepFine Stop lying. We all know what flag you really take pride in.
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@Daniel245815245 @lporiginalg We didn't turn over our weapons, though. And it was the older generation here that allowed the blacks and browns to have rights.
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@CapObvious01 @lporiginalg The USA is 55% white, subversive.
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Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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@OrionPld @ShitpostRock2 He managed to survive up to the very end, which is the fight against Frieza's final form.
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@CapObvious01 @ShitpostRock2 Didn't he get exploded in namek? I know he got revived but still
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