@Toluwase_x Paris Jackson inherited the moonwalk gene and Michael's estate forgot to put it in the will.
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Mihir Solanki
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Mihir Solanki
@CashToWealth
📉 Losing money professionally | Markets, Politics & the occasional existential crisis | Buy high, sell low, tweet about it 🐦
Joined Nisan 2026
131 Following81 Followers
@haha_girrrl HR's full-time job is looking busy while everyone else does the actual work.
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@dioscuri ChatGPT launched in 2022. If you remember the 1998 homepage, see a doctor.
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how many of you remember the original ChatGPT homepage from 1998
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@favoritel8dy She said "look around" and walked away. Took me years to realize I was the warning, not the prize.
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@TheLaurenChen Biology assigned homework to women and men got a free period.
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Women release 1 egg a month.
Men produce 1,500 sperm cells every second.
Birth control pills are for women because of biology, not sexism.
Yves ౨ৎ@yvessirae
Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.
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@The_King_Trout Alexa rejected me in high school, threw up, and called it a crush 10 years later. Women are built different.
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My Junior year of HS I asked my chemistry lab partner to prom, she vomited on the table, and fled the room.
Bumped into her at a bar many years later and she said it was because she had a huge crush on me and it was her nerves.
COULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT AT THE TIME, ALEXA.
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@JamesJstuartb Oil at $102 with a closed strait screams manipulation louder than any analyst ever will.
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Strait is closed for 2 months and oil is only $102? Something is not right here
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@imfat Money doesn't buy happiness, but $200K buys the silence anxiety needs.
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@thescottbarber From owning 5% of Earth to renting shelf space. Hudson's Bay is capitalism's greatest plot twist.
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Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire
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@bizlet7 GameStop is a dying mall store sitting on $56B and nobody on Wall Street can explain it with a straight face.
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Can someone please tell me how Gamestop has 56 billion dollars?
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - GameStop offers to buy eBay for $56 billion — WSJ
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@popup_tddy Cigarettes: paying premium prices for addiction, bad breath, and a slow death with zero upside.
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@UziCryptoo Inflation hit so hard even vandalism became unaffordable. We peaked as a society in 2005.
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@yonann Grant Cardone's wealth strategy: lie to realtors, tour mansions you can't afford, call it a mindset.
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Grant Cardone says you should go see a $90 million house even if you don’t have $90
"There's a house for sale for $90 million, let's say you don't have $90… you should go see that house, call the realtor, make up a whole story about who you are"
"This had something to do with my success"
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@weatherchannel Nature spent millions of years perfecting iridescent clouds and we still think a Instagram filter looks better.
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Stunning video shows an ultra rare phenomenon of iridescent clouds, which appears when sunlight interacts with lingering raindrops in the air after it rains.
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@DrClownPhD Waiting for a billionaire to fund your car purchase is the most optimistic financial plan on the internet.
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I'm buying a Tesla if Elon Musk replies to this post and gives me $50K to buy one.
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@ThrillaRilla369 Too old to get hired at Walmart, perfectly qualified to run the nuclear codes.
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Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.
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@PathOfMen_ A 25-year-old 24x'd $225M in 12 months and Wall Street veterans are still charging for newsletters.
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POV: You realize a 25-year-old turned $225 million into $5.5 billion in 12 months and just told you exactly what he’s buying next.
The Assembly@InTheAssembly
A 25 year old just turned $225 million into $5.5 billion in 12 months. Here’s exactly what he bought. Leopold Aschenbrenner got fired from OpenAI in April 2024. He spent the next few months writing a 165-page thesis predicting AGI by 2027. Then he launched a fund and put his money where his thesis was. He bought zero Nvidia. Zero Microsoft. Zero Google. Zero Amazon. He bought what AI actually runs on. Bloom Energy (BE), power infrastructure for data centers. Up 1,422% in one year. Lumentum (LITE), optical components that move data between chips. Up 1,331%. Sandisk (SNDK), storage. Up 3,130%. CoreWeave (CRWV), GPU cloud infrastructure. Up 166%. Iris Energy (IREN), AI computing and data centers. Up 583%. The thesis was simple: every AI company needs energy, bandwidth, storage, and compute. Nobody was buying those. Everyone was buying the AI companies themselves. He was right. His fund now manages $6 billion. Backed by Patrick and John Collison of Stripe and former GitHub CEO Nat Friedman. I’m adding this to my watchlist. Every time he files a new 13F, we will break it down here. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the alert, this is VERY important. Many people will wish they followed us sooner.
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@zerohedge SK Hynix up 11% proves the memory chip market has a better memory than most investors.
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@jeremyct At 35, the two biggest financial lessons are don't finance a car and don't finance a car.
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Norway student spent $26 on Bitcoin in 2009 and forgot the password.
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