Count Biffa

@john_leclair @BejoMas11 @RaminNasibov *bupkis maybe? 🤣🤣

@BejoMas11 @RaminNasibov sometimes hold it for 20 seconds. butkiss. I have 3 identical developer laptops running ubuntu

I wanna know what idiot at HP thought THIS would be a great place to put a power button??

@bangkoklad Having to queue for fuel is hardly 'apocalyptic'. Have you had a very sheltered life?

From a friend just now Apocalyptic

@_i0n There's been as much information released on the two who were arrested for Golders Green as there was for the two arrested for Faslane. Their ages and nationality have been released in both cases.

We are told that the police “previously” called the Golders Green attack "antisemitic". Strangely, unlike the Faslane arrests, no update on their identities is given; which leaves open the possibility the men could be Zionists. Why say "previously"? theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/m…

@KelkelDdk531 @cwebbonline

@cwebbonline I've never seen a yellow cherry, that would have been my first clue.

This is the funniest, and I’m in tears 😭

@ahadali023 @AdameMedia They could be ethnic Iranian, Islamist, British nationals for all we know. That's why it's ridiculous to spend time speculating. It seems a particularly trivial and inconsequential crime for any serious 'terrorist group' to bother with though.

@AdameMedia First they blamed Iran. Then they blamed Islamists. Now it's British nationals. The narrative shifted. The donations didn't. The other victim is still waiting.

BREAKING: 🚨 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 The people arrested for burning the Jewish Ambulances are actually British So it wasn't Iranians after all… The organisation has made MILLIONS off this Meanwhile they still haven’t found the driver who intentionally ran over a Muslim woman 2 weeks ago

@Bushra1Shaikh Wouldn't it be better to wait and see? Being British nationals doesn't automatically stop them from being deranged Islamist terrorists - look at the Manchester Arena bomber for example.

The Met previously said the investigation into the arson attack on several Jewish ambulances was looking at an Islamist group with potential links to Iran. Turns out two people arrested thus far are British nationals. The case is no longer being classed as a terror incident.

@Adjee63 @BGatesIsaPyscho The Archbishop of Canterbury is the senior bishop of the worldwide Anglican church. There are around 3 times as many Anglican Christians in Africa than in the UK.

@BGatesIsaPyscho No wonder the Church is dying.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile today in the UK African Choir perform at the famous Canterbury Cathedral to celebrate the enthronement of Dame Mullally as the new Archbishop‼️

@AmericaRedVoice This is a lie. It wasn't even dark in Edinburgh at the time you posted this, you thick cunt.

🚨 BREAKING: Protests have ERUPTED at multiple locations across Edinburgh, with crowds marching through the streets waving Scottish and British flags. Chants of “Sink the boats” echo through Edinburgh tonight. The Scots are demanding the removal of all illegal immigrants. Do you firmly support this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@bagshaw2112 1986

THE MUSIC CHART QUIZ ❤️❤️ What year ?? Please repost so others can play ! A nice UK chart .what year is it from Try to do it without using google or Grok . . #music #popchart #Wednesday

@ProudMancMan @benonwine I expect you'll be extra worried to hear that the people behind the mosque being built are mainly workers at the local hospital. And don't look into the organisations behind the local churches whatever you do.

@CountBiffa @benonwine You obviously don't see things the way most do those young white girls were exploited by Pakistani grooming gangs drugged a lot of em that is not ok not is a mosque on the beautiful landscape you obviously don't see things the way true British nationals do their called pedophiles

Should the Monstrosity of a Mosque and complete eyesore on a area of outstanding natural beauty being built in the picturesque Lake District be stopped from being built?

@NostrilsHairy @MonkEmma @HelenMaryPike Who do you imagine is going to be outraged about that 8 years later?

@CountBiffa @MonkEmma @HelenMaryPike Doesn’t change the point, does it?

🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen! It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week. Regular as clockwork... So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread! PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji? This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚 🤣 I digress! 1/19

@HustleBitch_ They posted advanced warning of a test on Facebook 4 days ago. You could have found that out for yourself in less than a minute. If it was 'something very real' then local residents should be glad that the authorities are getting advance warning of emergencies. 🙄

🚨 BLARING EMERGENCY SIRENS ERUPT ACROSS LAGUNA BEACH — RESIDENTS PANIC THINKING A NUCLEAR STRIKE IS HAPPENING WITH NO WARNING A man standing in his own front yard in Laguna Beach, California captures the moment the entire area suddenly fills with loud, city-wide emergency sirens… and nobody can figure out where they’re coming from. "I think SoCal might be in some danger." The whole city was blanketed by it. “You can’t even see speakers anywhere… it’s just everywhere.” • Continuous warning tones echoing across neighborhoods • No visible source for the sound • Residents confused, looking around, trying to locate it • Described as “full-on bomb warning” level alarms He says: “I genuinely thought we were getting nuked.” Later, Orange County officials said it was a test of the city’s emergency siren system. But residents aren’t all buying it. So if that was just a test… why did it feel like something very real?

@mjfree I've been thinking for a while that all prospective candidates to lead a G7, or maybe even G20, country should have to pass an IQ and general knowledge test. The world can't risk this lunacy ever again.

THE FUCK??? BREAKING: Trump disparages Kamala Harris’ intelligence and challenges her to take an IQ test to prove her competence. No president has ever talked like this before.

@iliSonixili @HustleBitch_ "The time for American ignorance is over I believe." The end of American ignorance is well overdue. It would be a great relief to the rest of the world if it ended soon.

@HustleBitch_ The time for American ignorance is over I believe. I 100% believe that these "meteors" and random "booms" people are hearing and recording are different missiles coming into our airspace. Be thankful that the US has the tech and defense capabilities that we do. #lifttheveil-us

🚨 ARMY VETERAN SOUNDS THE ALARM: “THESE AREN’T METEORS” — SOMETHING ELSE IS ENTERING U.S. AIRSPACE A 15-year Army veteran who served in Iraq is calling it out… and people are starting to listen. Multiple “meteor” sightings reported across the U.S. California. Houston. Ohio. Maryland. But here’s where it gets strange: Only ONE of those incidents has actual physical proof. Everything else? Clips. Lights. Streaks in the sky. And explanations that don’t line up. She says she’s seen what real activity looks like in a combat zone when things “pop off” in the sky, and this isn’t it. Now add timing into the mix: • War exploding between Israel and Iran • The U.S. getting pulled back into the middle • Warnings that Iran isn’t bluffing about what they can do And suddenly these “meteors” start showing up over multiple states? That’s not coincidence. That’s a pattern. Her warning wasn’t emotional, it was direct: Start asking questions. Start paying attention. Because if those aren’t meteors… then what the hell is actually entering U.S. airspace right now?

@HustleBitch_ So because she served in Iraq she knows about meteors? How does that work then?

@DrNoNuke @orm0nde Try telling the people of the West Bank that there are no Jewish terrorists. 🙄 My grandfather was a 'Jewish terrorist' as it happens. It took him about 20 years to realise how mistaken his idealism had been.

@orm0nde The Jews don’t blow themselves and us up in concert halls, train stations or busses. More Jews less Muslims please.

It’s easy to say shariah courts have no place in Britain Do you have the courage to say the same about the jewish police force?

@JoyceRowe520528 @benonwine It's next to an industrial estate and it's no worse looking than a modern church.

@benonwine Do they not have planning laws there? Nothing against Mosques but in those surroundings, it is going to be a carbuncle on the landscape.

@Michael94416302 @benonwine Why would it have been refused? Do you think the industrial estate next door is easier on the eye?

@benonwine What bunch of complete idiots gave planning permission for this. If it was an office block, a home for elderly British people or even a church it would most definitely be refused. Once again fear of being accused of " islamophobia" ( a completely fabricated word) over sense.

@ProudMancMan @benonwine Would it still be an 'eyesore' if it was a church in the same position? Aesthetically it's no worse than many C of E churches I can think of.

@benonwine This is an eyesore spoiling a beautiful place in the countryside & should never have been aloud it should be pulled down immediately it's wrong that this happened I'm suspecting planning fraud as getting planning in the lakes is super hard to get through

@BelindaJayneKen @benonwine Will you be calling for the local churches to be knocked down too?

@benonwine Knock it down before or after this monstrosity is completed. There is no need for the eyesore, which will spoil the local landscape, but of course, the local council will allow it as they are being paid with little brown envelopes, you know, bribes.