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@danielgoyal Were you for the stupidly long lockdowns and WFM rules we all had to deal with? 🫠

So basically, the Tories “spent” so much during the early pandemic that we are now stuck paying off that debt! Taxes up to pay for the Tory pillaging of public money (debt) and Johnson’s spectacular incompetence! Prosecutions and asset recovery now!

@BBCWorld Because we’re (mostly) literate 🫠

Voice notes are massive in some countries but not the UK. This is why. bbc.in/4t0zffb

@LauraTrottMP What a bunch of bullshit 🙃 It’s concerning how out of touch you are with normal humans, you’ve been drinking too much focus group koolaid and it shows 🤪

We did it. Just 18 months ago Labour said a social media ban was not something they were considering. They have now finally committed to social media restrictions for under 16s. This is a huge victory and a pivotal moment for children across our country after months of delay and empty promises. This is down to the courage of bereaved parents who fought not for their own children but for other peoples children. They are the reason I kept fighting and the reason I would not accept a timetable that allowed the Government to avoid action in this Parliament. We now have a more credible delivery timeline and that matters because every month of delay leaves more children exposed to harm. This victory also belongs to the hard work of Lord Nash, teachers, health professionals, parents and children who spoke out and refused to be ignored. Conservatives in opposition said we would fight to protect childhood and stand with parents and we have shown we will hold the Government to account and deliver change.

@AkkadSecretary Don’t you remember the scrappage schemes? 🫠 They had fuck all to do with the environment

AHHH MY MORTGAGE! Imagine if we treated car loans like this, expecting a return on a car Artificially limited the supply of cars pushing car prices up year on year, the wealthy buying up all the cars only to rent them out Until the young had no hope of buying a car

Weird how cheap housing is framed as a bad thing

@gozzand @Lord_Sugar They had one on their CPC464 computer From memory is wasn’t a terribly good one though! 🫠

@Lord_Sugar did Amstrad ever do that style of cassette recorder, dont remember seeing them?

portable cassette tape player

@StevenJVitulli @CaeruleusCanis @ICEgov Not the right word to use fella 🫣 The same people make and consume puppy crush videos too, it’s not just monkeys

@CaeruleusCanis @ICEgov Some sick puppies out there in the world.

Amanda Leigh Fourez, a U.S. citizen from Illinois, paid thousands of dollars to have others make sexual torture videos involving adult and baby monkeys for people in deranged online chat groups. Known as “animal crush videos,” they show real monkeys being burned alive and having their genitals mutilated. She pleaded guilty April 15 following an ICE @HSINewOrleans and FBI joint investigation.

@CaeruleusCanis @ICEgov Yea it’s a thing, particularly amoung women weirdly The peeps at Kiwi Farms do a good job of hunting them down and sending in tips to the tip line, not helped by the absolute shitheads at @Cloudflare who protect these sites making them harder to report 👀 Dirty dirty business

@Danjsalt @simmersless Our prime minister just had 3 of his properties and a car set fire to in arson attacks from Ukrainian rent boys 🫠 Mass shootings are literally a weekly occurrence, you are just in a floofy part of the country. Try searching for ‘Liverpool shooting’ or Glasgow or Manchester

Britain is so unsafe {Checks stats} USA - 3 assassination attempts on the current president alone - 14,000 murders in the 2025 alone - 408 mass shootings UK - 0 assassination attempts in 9 years - 0 successful ones since 1812 - 512 murders in 2025 - 0 mass shootings

X is sufficiently capitalist where it is valuable to post & build a reputation here (unlike reddit or 4chan), but not so capitalist that it drains your soul like Linkedin. It’s perfect.

@WingsScotland It can connect to 'stuff' be it a phone, tablet or laptop via Bluetooth but a straight USB-C connection improves the sound quality by 3-4x and unlocks those little whispers in interviews 👀 Its got a couple of the chips that used to go in PC soundcards in it, cute little thing

@WingsScotland sorry for the odd question, but do you have a Switch or a Steamdeck? Just sitting playing with my little Fiio hip-amp and thought i don't think I've ever recommended it to you, excellent for those two consoles and also hearing quiet whispers on videos of stuff

@meljomur @Stsantek Never wondered why call centres are easier to deal with in the afternoon? 🫠 it’s because they all went out and got wellied at lunchtime, almost part of the job One I worked at had 250ml red and white wine bottles in the vending machines for people doing the lunch cover

@Stsantek I can’t think of many jobs you’re allowed to do, where you can come in reeking of alcohol and it’s considered acceptable.

Yeah no, sorry, MPs are often cooped up in Parliament for 15 hours a day, they will have a drink with journalists or colleagues and will still be discussing politics -their job, as Hannah says. I don’t like the blanket demonisation of MPs and Hannah should know better after she had already been accused of not taking the job seriously because she took part in that dancing event in Portcullis house. It was unfair to call her unserious about that then and it is unfair of her to now suggest that MPs having a drink in between votes which take up all night is by default bad.

@WingsScotland It wasn't pork, they bought that for something else 🫣🙄 it was cattle farms they bought to keep hotdogs low They own all kinds of random bits of supply chain, someone there really thinks out the box when it comes to saving money

@WingsScotland Remember they needed to buy one of the largest domestic pork producers, and i think they even bought a couple of slaughterhouses to keep the price that low Its quite a tale how they've kept the price that low for so long

Also, let’s break this down for a second - that’s £1.10 for a sizeable-looking hotdog AND a pint of Pepsi, and you can refill the Pepsi 😳😳

@TheHauskarl @ChaosTV High pressure hydraulic oil injection injuries are the stuff of nightmares A Canadian called AvE on YouTube did a few demos, on a sausage thankfully, worth watching 🫣

@ChaosTV I'd be terrified to take a pair of garden sheers to anything hydraulic; the pressure could be high enough to cut you in half.

Demented old Karen snips hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator is up there.

@Cymru68337 @britmatters I’ve said it so many times on Facebook I now get targeted adverts for industrial woodchippers in my feed! 🫠 I commented on one saying I wasn’t really their target customer as all I wanted to do was feed pedos into it feet first and they liked the comment lol 😂

@britmatters Throw it's in this 👇🤬

Afghan Migrant Jailed For Sexually Assaulting 7 Year Old In Asylum Hotel In London. A small boat migrant who worked for the Taliban has been jailed for two and a half years after luring a seven year old girl away from her mother with an apple, dragging her down a corridor by the arm and sexually assaulting her in his taxpayer funded asylum hotel room. Afsar Safi, 30, an Afghan national who crossed the Channel illegally in a small boat in 2021, openly admitted in his asylum application that he had been with the Taliban since the age of 10. Despite his claim being refused, he appealed and was housed in a hotel in Acton, West London. In September last year, Safi approached the child and her mother in the hotel, used the apple to entice the little girl away, then grabbed her arm and hauled her to his room. Once inside, he sexually assaulted her. The child managed to escape by alerting staff. In court she told jurors through tears: "I could not tell him to go away because I was too scared." Safi, speaking through an interpreter, told the court: "I like children and she was a child." He was convicted of kidnapping and sexual assault at Isleworth Crown Court. Yesterday he was sentenced to 2 and a half years in prison and placed on the sex offenders register for seven years, but could be back on the streets on licence in as little as six months. This isn't an isolated incident. Afghan nationals are three times more likely to be convicted of sexual offences than British nationals. - Ahmad Mulakhil, 23, Just four months after arriving on a small boat, he abducted and raped a 12 year old girl in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, in July 2025. He filmed himself laughing during the attack. Jailed for 15 years at Warwick Crown Court in March 2026. - Jan Jahanzeb and Israr Niazal, both 17, Two unaccompanied Afghan asylum seekers who arrived via small boat raped a 15 year old child in a Leamington Spa park in May 2025. They lured the distressed schoolgirl away from her friends into a secluded area despite her protests. Both received custodial sentences of around 10 years in a young offenders institution, with deportation recommended. - Sadeq Nikzad, 29, This Afghan small boat arrival followed a 15 year old girl through Falkirk town centre in October 2023. He made sexual remarks, led her into a courtyard near a pub and raped her. His defence cited cultural differences and child marriage norms in Afghanistan. Jailed for nine years with deportation to follow. - Sohail Amiri, 30, Another small boat arrival housed in a Southampton asylum hotel sexually assaulted two lone women on the street and attempted a third in late 2025. He pushed one victim against a letterbox and forced another into bushes while demanding kisses, leaving them petrified. Jailed for three years in March 2026. Police forces including West Yorkshire have recorded multiple arrests of Afghan nationals for rape and sexual assault. The flood of overwhelmingly young male small boat arrivals from high conflict zones and culturally distant regions where child marriage is accepted, combined with inadequate vetting and weak sentencing, isn't just putting British women and children in danger, it's making them a target. It's no longer if a child will be attacked, it's when. #UKNews #CrimeNews #London

@dontblamealex My one is a slight crop of this, what does that say? 😬🫣

I need to know the psychology behind this

@WingsScotland If you’re still up, someone just let of shots at a White House correspondent dinner with Trump there 👀

“The SNP did not respond to request for comment from its candidate.” thetimes.com/article/39600c…

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Nothing funnier than reading seething replies from groypers, checking location, and seeing at least half really aren't from the US. I guess stereotypes sometimes are true lmfao.