Michael

@A1an_M @OlafSNP @jackmiddleton95 Exactly. Who needs public services...?

Why would any Scot want to work hard, build businesses and employ lots of people, bringing in lots of revenue to the government to spend on public services, when this is the way they're treated? Scotland is doomed to a future of poverty, it seems. But everyone will be equally poor, so it will be very "fair". 🙄

🔥 @jackmiddleton95 destroys Reform’s plans for the economy on #bbcdn: “So you want to cut tax for Malcolm Offord, who has six houses, five boats - while working people struggle…”

@JournoStephen @spectator A lazy statement

Malcolm Offord should leave Scotland. It’s a country that resents success and wallows in sentiment. My latest for the @spectator. spectator.com/article/malcol…

More than 60% of every donation Wes Streeting has received since entering parliament comes from companies and individuals with interests in private healthcare. His biggest donor owns companies that recruit both NHS managers and private health executives. This week he used a statutory instrument to give himself the power to override NICE - the body that protects the NHS from being overcharged by pharmaceutical companies. How is this not a conflict of interest?

@StokeyyG2 Players should be allowed to beat the shit out of ball boys

This PSG ball boy refusing to give the ball to Neuer as he stood there asking for it… Why on earth do ball boys think they have the right to do this?

@adje__ Agreed. They should have sat round the fire and had a reasoned discussion.

As bad as what he did was, abhorrent actually, police absolutely cannot do this. Wtf!?

@GraingerSg @metpoliceuk @PolitlcsUK I would have booted the shit out of him in that situation too

@metpoliceuk @PolitlcsUK Trained to kick a clearly incapacitated person in the head. we see you @metpoliceuk and we know there will be no consequence.

🚨 WATCH: Police struggle to detain the 45-year-old suspect after two Jewish people were stabbed in Golders Green

@scotsunsport Ooooooo, Barry's ragin 😂😂

Rangers legend Barry Ferguson says he'll be 'absolutely raging' if away fans are barred from Celtic Park Old Firm clash #Echobox=1777469457" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/16207826…

@loganchristie05 @trafficscotland Checking maps before I leave. A90 is closed apparently

@Diggers71 @trafficscotland i’ve just gone past westhill so haven’t seen it yet, but my maps are telling me it’s 25 minutes longer of a journey than usual so seems a big one

@trafficscotland is there an accident on the A90 south of Stonehaven?

@Jk6315 Is he a traffic warden?

This wee grifting fud grinds my gears .

I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry. Do your thing internet. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7626…

@Galafoxes Your guess? What's the facts?

Am guessing the pair of them haven’t been to more than 2 Hibs games in the last 20 years

@casualsdirect Terrible day for footy

Birmingham City vs Leeds 1985

EXCL: Nigel Farage was given an undisclosed £5m by crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne shortly before announcing he would stand in general election @Annaisaac reveals theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@dm180914 Thought he wanted to ban boats?

“Today I own six houses, five cars, and six boats.” Nice insight from man of the people Malcolm Offord playing Billy big baws on STV tonight.

He gave himself the power to override the independent body that stops NHS from being overcharged … let that sink in

@latestinspace Taking a Joby to the airport?

🚨 Joby Aviation just completed New York City’s first-ever point-to-point electric air taxi flight • Kicks off a week-long public campaign across the city's heliport network • Goal is to connect Manhattan to JFK in under 10 minutes • Aircraft produces zero operating emissions • Designed to blend into the ambient noise of everyday city life, much quieter than conventional helicopters • Job is in the final stages of FAA certification — which will allow FAA pilots to begin for-credit testing • Will be partnered with Delta Air Lines and Uber • Flights were made possible through the FAA's eVTOL Integration Pilot Program (eIPP), with the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey serving as the lead partner • Showcase is part of Joby's 2026 Electric Skies Tour — timed to the country's 250th anniversary that launched with a flight over the Golden Gate Bridge earlier this year

@TouchlineX @TheSun We should be reporting politicians who do this AT WORK

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jack Grealish was spotted completely asleep at a table in a rooftop bar in Manchester, surrounded by glasses and bottles of cocktails after an afternoon of drinks with his friends. — @TheSun

@richdecamp @consequence @jimmykimmel Kinda funny when he's mocking disabled people? But he's offended by someone making fun of his wife...

@Diggers71 @consequence @jimmykimmel He actually kind of is.

Jimmy Kimmel responded directly to Melania Trump during his opening monologue on Monday night after the First Lady called for his firing: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it." "You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and the First Lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job? We've all been there, right? What a day. "As you know, they had to cancel the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington on Saturday night after a man with multiple guns and knives crashed the party and may have shot a Secret Service officer. Fortunately, the guy was wearing a bulletproof vest and is okay. He was charged today. No one was hurt, thank goodness. A lot of people were shaken up on a night that is supposed to be light-hearted. "The White House Correspondents' Dinner, if you don't know, it used to be an annual event before Trump showed up, but every year they'd have a comedian roast the room. The President, the Vice President, members of the press—everybody got roasted. I did it once; I hosted it. It was a lot of fun. "But this year they said, 'No comedian. We're bringing in a mentalist instead.' So on Thursday, three days before the event, in order to keep that cherished tradition alive, I did my own version of the correspondents' dinner on my show. I put on a tuxedo. We pretended we had an audience of luminaries. We used old footage of the Trumps, of Pete Hegseth, J.D. Vance, Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, all the members of his cabinet, and we made it seem like they were all together in a room. We had a little roast. "Again, this was Thursday, and there was no big reaction to it until this morning when I greeted the day facing yet another Twitter vomit storm, and a call to fire me from our First Lady, Melania Trump, saying I should be fired because of a joke I made, again, five nights ago. "It was a pretend roast. I said, 'Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at her. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.' Which obviously was a joke about their age difference and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination, and they know that. I've been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence in particular. "But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend, and probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it... because, by the way, I also should point out: Donald Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants to say, as are you, and as am I, as are all of us. Because under the First Amendment, we have as Americans a right to free speech."

@richdecamp @consequence @jimmykimmel Maybe you think trump is funnier?

@consequence @jimmykimmel, have you ever stopped to consider that maybe you're just not that funny?