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@Grummz Thought about Scott today. One of the few capable of holding up the mirror for so many.

I miss Scott Adams.

@jollosiam These are literally worth less than the materials it took to make them.

There's a guy on reddit that shared to have 2,706 of "Sneak King" , a game about Burguer King's mascot for the Xbox 360. In one of the comments about why he has that many copies of the Burguer King game, he answered: [1/2]

I feared this was coming. This needs to be figured out because Pandora’s box is officially open with NIL money and there is absolutely no way to put it back in. This will either require more guarenteed money out of late round draft picks, or players will be seeking more guaranteed money while showing they can play at a high level longer. Otherwise, the NFL as a product will suffer.

"I talked to an NFL scout last week..." "Last year rounds 6 and 7 wiped out from NFL, this year rounds four through seven wiped out from NIL." @AndrewBrandt discusses the impact NIL has on the NFL Draft on this week's Business of Sports:9

@Rated_A_G @Chase_Senior He has done all of that DESPITE Jalen. One target for 8 yards week one. You people are fucking INTOLERABLE.

@DistortedGio @Chase_Senior 3 out of 4 years being an all pro, 1k yards each year, and one Super Bowl ring. Yea something seems off with that trajectory.

AJ Brown in four seasons with the Eagles: - All-Pro three times - Over 1,000 yards four times - Double-digit wins four times - Playoffs four times - Two Super Bowls - One Super Bowl title & he caught a TD in that game Still unhappy, because he wants to put up even bigger numbers. I'll never understand how wide receivers think. #Eagles

With a laundry list of positions to fill this offseason, the Eagles instead prioritized acquiring three WR’s (Wicks, Brown, Lemon) to replace AJ Brown. This will either be a career season for Jalen Hurts or his last as an Eagle.

@GordonsWord Needed a lot of other positions before a WR.

How do we feel about the Eagles selecting a WR with their first pick in the draft?

@NextGenStats @Eagles @uscfb I thought Jalen Hurts was good?

RD 1 | PK #20 - Eagles: Makai Lemon WR, USC Lemon earned the 3rd-highest production score (91) among WRs over the last five draft classes. He'll provide an immediate lift for Jalen Hurts, who averaged the 5th-lowest YPA (6.7) targeting the slot in 2025. @Eagles | @uscfb

For the boys

@Chase_Senior How many coaches does this dude need to throw a pass?

Jalen Hurts has been doing some offseason training in North Philly at Temple University this offseason. He’s been working with former Eagles QB’s coach Scot Loeffler and QB developer, Quincy Avery. #Eagles

Buddy who I was playing golf with today told me he would take care of the beers and this is what he got… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #SHRINK

@DiscussingFilm Who fucking cares?

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ is returning to IMAX 70mm theaters for one week only. Starting this Friday.

@JonnyRoot_ It truly is whatever. Not a soul found this win impressive.

Maybe getting the opportunity to play Augusta National unlimited times the month leading into The Masters, while skipping three straight tournaments, gave Rory McIlroy an unfair advantage over the other competitors… Just maybe. Congrats, or whatever.

@_EagleTimes Schefter dropping the ultimate bait.

Adam Schefter on Jalen Hurts: “We’ve spent an awful lot of time talking about Jalen Hurts… but Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert signed two weeks after him. Why isn’t anybody asking why they haven’t been extended yet?”

@espn Made par.

A whole series of events from Sergio Garcia earlier on Sunday at the Masters 😳 😬 Slams his driver in frustration 😬 Breaks his driver against a cooler 😅 Carries Jon Rahm's bag while Rahm's caddie tends to a bunker

@elonmusk The Windows XP picture goes so hard

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@FBGreatMoments No thanks

This Eagles fan’s man cave is awesome 😲

The Eagles WR room right now: AJ Brown DeVonta Smith Dontayvion Wicks Hollywood Brown Elijah Moore Darius Cooper Johnny Wilson Thoughts?

@MustardFren The place is so low class they tore down the Hooters for being above it all.

As we prepare for the Master's tournament, I feel it's important to inform everyone that Augusta, GA is a shithole. The clear headed locals call it Disgusta for a reason. Feral blacks populate the downtown and visitors during the other 51 weeks of the year are more likely to get a hammer to the skull than a good southern meal from an independent restaurant. Yes, Augusta is the place to be if you enjoy chain restaurants and the noises of monkey man James Brown. On the plus side, there was a stripper with a snake for awhile. But the snake died and she got old and crusty. Residents of the Laney Walker housing projects protested when their shithole was torn down (to build a new one). "My mama and granmama grew up here, this is home," one obese woman was quoted in the Disgusta Chronicle (a liberal shitrag with infinite typos in their articles). Augusta has the #1 golf course in the world and nothing else. Hospitals and an army base. Any military person who spent time at Ft. Gordon will tell you it's a dump. Even the Hooters, populated by John Daly during most Master's weekends, is full of off brand, suspicious women. The city government? Criminal blacks for the most part. Ed McIntyre, Hardie Davis, Jr., and current mayor Garnett Johnson have all been convicted or accused of financial crimes of some sort. But the Master's? This is like when your parents come to visit and you clean up the house. Everyone puts on a smile and you pretend your 401k is booming. The Augusta National can ship in a 100 year oak and plant it in a week, and you'd never know it hasn't been there forever. It is one glorious week in Augusta, GA.