DreadedStephy
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DreadedStephy
@DreadedStephy
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I’m only 57 but I remember a time when you didn’t even know what political party your friends and neighbors were. We were all just Americans and we were mostly united. What happened?
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DreadedStephy retweeted
If you have time, see link below.
In short: everyone votes -> children vote blue -> parents vote blue -> people who want to save those parents vote blue -> blue most likely at 30-49% -> rational self-interested voters vote blue at this point to avoid potential civilzational collapse. The risk-reward, after you play out the game-theory, shows that blue becomes more stable and rational, than red. Red is net more unstable, the more you reason about it. But blue votes are not susceptible to changing their vote, if kids are on the line.
Game theoretic domino effect in favor of blue.
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I'm starting to think red button pushers don't actually want everyone to survive and are more interested in killing off the people that don't think like them
𝔏𝔲𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞@LumLotus
New concerning thing with blue people... I've been called a conspiracy theorist for noticing a discrepancy/ issue with polling. None of them are listening even when shown directly the evidence. ...
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@rob_mcrobberson @BecomingCritter Oof having trouble working within a hypothetical?
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@DreadedStephy @BecomingCritter i’m laughing imagining you explaining the problem to a baby and asking them what button they wanna push😂
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@rob_mcrobberson @BecomingCritter Yeah sure the babies and small children will definitely ALWAYS press red lol thats your take here
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@DreadedStephy @BecomingCritter if they press red, they don’t have to worry about any of that
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@rob_mcrobberson @BecomingCritter So fuck the babies, blind people, parents rushing to save their babies, siblings trying to save each other, aunts/uncles trying to save their nieces/nephews, and so on and so forth then huh
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Everyone is tasked with pressing either a red or blue button. If you press red you will live, but it will activate a death machine that kills blue button pushers. If you press blue, you will be killed by the death machine unless the majority also presses blue. What do you press?
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It's almost like the death machine doesn't get activated as long as most people do not activate the death machine. I think it's easier to ask most people to just simply not activate the death machine vs ask everyone to move out of the way but maybe im just crazeh
Jaden Williams@JadenJTW
Which do you press? 🔵/🔴
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@yuliexe everyone presses blue = everyone lives (impossible)
>50% press blue = everyone lives🧠
everyone presses red = everyone lives (impossible)
>50% press red = <50% of the population dead (your real choice)
hope that helps
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everyone presses red = everyone lives 🧠
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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That's the neat part, if they all just pick blue then it achieves the same result and defectors don't die. Well how bout dat lmao
Kami@CapsuleCorpKami
Guilt tripping everyone to pick blue when they can just all pick red is hilarious lmao
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I think whoever picks blue is a vegetable.
goverment mandated bisexual girlfriend@juncassis
fascinated by people arguing we should all press the red button logically because if everyone presses it no one dies… it’s so internet game theory poisoned but extra stupid. i think everyone who thinks like that should be sent to pick vegetables in a field
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In case you were looking for evidence that the majority of people on this app are actually fucking retarded…
The original question was.
If everyone on earth had to choose to push a red or blue button, where everyone who pushed the red button were guaranteed to lived and anyone who pushed the blue button needed at least 50% of humanity to push it for them to live…
WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS OF PEOPLE SAYING YOU SHOULD PUSH THE BLUE BUTTON.
Yall are fucking retarded.
Joe Redden | The Older Millennial@teameffujoe
This isn’t a test of morals it’s a test of reading comprehension.
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Blue button arguments be like:
"But what if"
"But what if"
"But what if"
"But what if"
Red arguments be like:
"Press the red button and you win"
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2
Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted
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@SwordMasterPub "if I make the blue button worse than red then they'll have to pick red and accept red was the better answer all along!!!!"
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RE: Red button vs blue button.
Change the percentage from 50% to 99%. If 99% of the people press blue, then everyone is saved. If you press red you are saved no matter what.
See how that affects your personal decision and the outcome of the poll.
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@MalDitadura Im not the one killing them, if they pressed blue, they decided to gamble :3
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Im genuinely wondering why would anyone even press blue in the first place 😭
🔴 = 100% chance of getting nothing
🔵 = 50% chance of getting nothing / 50% chance of losing something
Why would you bet on negative ?
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@MassiveNigga @ThingBeak @ViktorVolk66982 @AncapPigARLZ do note that in this scenario you will have babies, toddlers, infants that accidentally walk underneath the crusher and parents who want to save their children as well as other adults who want to save their siblings, parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, nieces/nephews, etc
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@DreadedStephy @ThingBeak @ViktorVolk66982 @AncapPigARLZ do note that in this scenario, everybody starts on top of the crusher
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I'm not murdering somebody that put himself at risk of death.
Fucking altruistic retards.
joshscorcher@joshscorcher
Something I noticed.
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You are in a room with 99 other people, and an industrial people crushing machine
Everyone must secretly choose whether or not to get under the crusher. If more than fifty people are under the crusher, it will malfunction and break, killing no one
Do you get under the crusher?
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@Colgrave1322 @_Hazardous_Wolf "pretty color ooooo" *press*
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@DreadedStephy @_Hazardous_Wolf How would I know a baby voted blue?
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Huh, wasn't expecting this post to get as much traction as it did.
I think it's important to point out that regardless of blue always getting the majority in these polls, red can never "lose" regardless of how the vote goes.
In my opinion however, what this poll really demonstrates is how democracy breeds authoritarianism via collectivist ideologies that leverage the altruistic tendencies of people by goading them into ignoring basic logic and reason in favor of emotion and the collective to "survive", which is ultimately used to justify the erosion and removal of individual rights and freedoms.
HazardousWolf 🇺🇸@_Hazardous_Wolf
It's happening again.
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