It’s a black coffee and Cinnamon Toast Crunch kind of morning.
Happy #Saturday
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Jonathan (Living Room Seagull)
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Jonathan (Living Room Seagull)
@ElsewhereJon
Outdoor enthusiast. School safety advocate. Purveyor of fine sandwiches. Here for the humor. And book recommendations.
New Jersey Joined Nisan 2011
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I'm having a really bad hair day today, is it obvious?
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Saturday night in the pool.
It started to rain, so I got out. While drying off, I realized how stupid that decision was.
Back in the poll I go (with a fresh beer).
Good evening, all. 🍺
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Just popped in to see what’s been happening here lately. Dare I say I missed the chaos.
GIF
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@katieemorann I’ve got a secret recipe and it hits the spot every single time. 👌
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I wish I had a man to make me a grilled cheese right now
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@madbpd It only takes one man to lose to a girl. The other 99 should get smart and beat it.
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I usually don't horny post at night but I have had TWO WHOLE DRINKS so now, naturally, I am feral.
Just a lil moan for me? Pretty pls? 🥹👉👈
𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙 🖤⛓️🚬🔪@yourcorruptbf
🖤
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@theglizzyqueen Stop being so radiant. You’re stealing it from the rest of us.
Also, I’ll have one please and thank you. 🥃
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@RachieRach429 I’d do it with or without a picture. So… yes either way.
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Can I send you a picture and you validate me yes or no?
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@OctoberFerguson I always appreciate your authenticity. And this is 100% October Ferguson.
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I was thinking of doing audio recording of me peeing in different places, maybe add voiceover commentary of the pee event, then opening an OnlyFans thing to bilk all these men sneaking into to restrooms across the nation to fill their spank banks with the sound of women peeing.
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@AfterhoursKp Well done. Very well done. 👏👏👏
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@PracticalBedlam Makes me feel glad that I was able to help.
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Genuine question.
If I’m trying to reach something on a high shelf - sometimes it’s a heavy, pain in the ass thing - is it an annoyance or does it give you a bit of puff in your chest that I asked you for help?
And I mean helping anyone, not specifically me.
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I got overheated working outside, so now it’s time to mess around in the garage. And by mess around, I actually mean I’m just laying in a gravity chair, thinking about future projects. Cheers, and happy #Saturday. 🥃
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@PracticalBedlam Please please please take care of yourself. I know what that feels like and I know it’s shitty. I appreciate you. Genuinely. So do the things you have to do. Because you’re important.
Does any of this make sense? I hope so. 🤞
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It’s noon and I haven’t done anything, including eat. I’ve been a bit off the rails with eating lately, down to a couple meals a day when I really need more calories than that. Definitely more protein. And I’ve been feeling shitty because of it. Time to hold myself accountable.
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@weather_katie Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?! I had no idea such a thing existed!!! 😍
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I've been getting myself little treats as I pass milestones in my shoulder surgery recovery and these are the best yet 🥰
Currently taking suggestions for what my "start physical therapy" milestone mini reward should be at the end of the month 👀
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@ActwithAlison Even-keeled, usually smiling, always a badass, in a position of power but never failing to show grace.
So… probably the hero.
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ok, i do have a 5th (and last) question. this one is very important.
question #5: what type of character would you like to see me play (villain, hero, anti-hero, mom, robot, alien, historical figure, comedic role)?
thank you so much!💗
Alison Lohman@ActwithAlison
question #4: which director would you like to see me work with? i want to thank every single one of you. this was beyond useful. there were thoughts & ideas that never crossed my mind. again, this is for 2026 when my kids are a little bit older, so please be patient with me💗
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@ActwithAlison Definitely a TV series. And multiple seasons.
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question #2: what would you like to see me in?
(film, tv series: drama, comedy, horror, sci-fi, action?)
thank you so much. very helpful💗
Alison Lohman@ActwithAlison
going test something for 2026. would love your help. question #1 (of 3): which film do you know me from? thank you💗
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going test something for 2026.
would love your help.
question #1 (of 3): which film do you know me from?
thank you💗
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