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We are thrilled to announce that our development on how to make Astrophage into an ecologically safe and useful power source is progressing quickly and with little issues.
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PhD. Eva Stratt
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PhD. Eva Stratt
@EvaStrattHM
General overviewer of Project Hail Mary | We have chosen YOU to join us | Get tested today, join the crew tomorrow | Account managed by @TheEntelechia
Hail Mary HQ Joined Mayıs 2026
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Name the insider who snitched and I'll answer whether I care or not about my main scientist.
PHM News Station@BreakingNewsPHM
BREAKING NEWS: Insider informations REVEAL that Eva Stratt does NOT care about her main scientist!!! Is this why Gayce was sent to SPACE?? Does she hate them??? More at 5pm
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@EvaStrattHM Steve won’t even motivate me! He’s not fit for counting them
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@Celestial_Dove1 That's exactly what you'd need from someone counting your laps.
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@justabunchofH @jaysgreenlight RIP Ilyukhina's heroin, I'll never get to have you
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Currently mourning the beautiful russian lady who wanted me for dying…
The fun we could have had together
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@Celestial_Dove1 He's busy with something I've assigned him. I'm sending Steve.
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@Celestial_Dove1 I will send someone to count them for you.
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@Celestial_Dove1 In that case, do 6 laps to get them all out of the system.
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@EvaStrattHM I’m still recovering from when I drank 3 beers..
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@EvaStrattHM I was joking and the reporter twisted my words I did not mean for this to happen, Stratt. 🙏
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@10BillionCicada You can leave if you wish so, but you won't be able to come back in until the entrance opens again.
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@EvaStrattHM Does this mean someone can’t leave either
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Just reminding every crew member that the main door closes at 11pm. You will not be able to get into the dorms after this time. We hope you'll stop calling the receptionist when you miss this time...the benches in front of the building are comfortable, too.
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@sheneedsboth @justabunchofH @nomalnamedprobe @yellowtrashcan @SluttylilGlasss Come to me after Hail Mary launches and I might consider doing so before I'm sent to jail.
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@justabunchofH @nomalnamedprobe @yellowtrashcan @SluttylilGlasss I sure hope so!
@EvaStrattHM will you do us the happiest objects in the universe, and snort a line of Iluykhina’s heroin, while drinking me?
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Petition to cancel Ryland Grace
He is mean to us objects!
We deserve better!!!
Look what he did to @yellowtrashcan
And what he is always doing to @SluttylilGlasss
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@EvaStrattHM I hope you know I can phase through gates
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Do not make me have to implement a mandatory daily alcohol testing.
PhD. Eva Stratt@EvaStrattHM
Due to a few recent incidents, drinking alcohol of any kind has now temporarily been reduced to one bottle a day per person. Non-alcoholic drinks are still allowed and unlimited. We thank you for your understanding.
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@EvaStrattHM hello, dr. Stratt do you need me?
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@EvaStrattHM 残忍，难怪联合国委任妳做全球独裁者
cruel, no wonder the UN made you global dictator
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