Dave Waddell

@Robin_Askwith @ConfessionsPete I think it gets spelled incorrectly more often than correctly…

@ConfessionsPete Askwith!

Some names on this

@IpswichTown Bobby Robson is turning in his grave.

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@SavMondo @NUFCBlogcouk @ToonPolls I’ll say this for you, Sav - you wear your heart on your sleeve…

@NUFCBlogcouk @ToonPolls 6 year new deal, no release clause. Make him the highest paid player at the club and he can be captain.

🇨🇭 ✍️ Should Fabian Schar get a new deal? #NUFC | @ToonPolls

@UTDKara Correct decision. Leave him where he is

So England won’t call up Mason Greenwood who’s producing outrageous numbers more than all their forwards except Harry Kane? 🤔

@arusbridger @Ofcom @GBNEWS @Ofcom are as effective as @ofwat. Paid well to do nothing

Since @Ofcom seems to have given up, we asked 20 experienced journalist from a wide range of backgrounds to watch multiple hours of @GBNEWS . Their conclusion: the supposedly regulated channel has, in effect, become Reform TV. How did it happen? thenewworld.co.uk/alan-rusbridge…

@SophyRidgeSky @OllieHolt22 Spot on. A ‘Big Six’ decision

Went on a bit of a rant on telly comparing how Chelsea & Sheffield Wednesday have been dealt with

@SavMondo @MercedesAMGPCF1 I’m in the throes of a midlife crisis, and even I wouldn’t be seen dead in that. They paid someone good money to come up with it!

@MercedesAMGPCF1 Midlife crisis in full swing.

Y-3 X Mercedes X Toto 🐺👌

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 You’re a criminal. You ran away to another country rather than face justice

Theroux doc got draq queens and lesbians trying to get me arrested😂😂 + been banned from my local breakfast spot hahaha cancelled life

@slbsn “Big Six” decision. Everyone knows that if it were Villa, Newcastle, Everton, whoever, the punishment would have been far more severe

🚨Extremely lenient settlement with the Premier League. Serious questions about the PL's approach. Not once does "sporting advantage" appear in the sanction agreement despite the acquisition of numerous players in competitive situations. £47.5m, 36 payments, obvious and deliberate breaches with deception and concealment in relation to financial matters. Very useful precedent for City in their worst case scenario.

@slbsn “Big Six” decision. If it was Villa, Newcastle or another one of the chasing pack, the punishment would have been far more severe. Everyone knows it

@SkySportsNews That’s IT???? Forest and Everton fans will be apoplectic. Typical ’Sky Six’ decision

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

@bluejeanbaby01 Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in the market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright Hear him whip the women just around midnight Brown sugar, how come you taste so good

@bluejeanbaby01 Bit racist though...

Brown Sugar is one of the Rolling Stones' finest moments #sts70s

@Blue_Footy @SavMondo To be fair, I agreed with that when I saw the team, Sav. But our midfield was superb

No Guimaraes No Joelinton No Tonali It will be a disgrace if we don't cook Newcastle midfield tonight.

@SunderlandAFC Premature. I’m sure that’s something you’ve been told before

RIGGY'S FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL!

@vitt2tsnoc A great exposé, skilfully done. Looking at your replies waiting for some tosser to say “Not all men”…

We watch The Manosphere last night & Louis Theroux does it again! Barely even needs to challenge these men. Just gives them space, a simple question and lets them talk themselves into corners. No need for shouting, grandstanding just quiet observation and immense patience.

@TheBarmyArmy Test cricket by a mile. Bit like comparing chess with draughts. Both need skill, both entertaining, but test cricket is on a different level

A straight up question for a Tuesday morning. What is best - T20, ODI or Test?

@JeremyClarkson Every time I see you on your farm, you’re whining about extreme weather. That IS climate change!

No wait. They’ve brought climate change into it. As you were.

@SavMondo @ScuderiaFerrari @pumamotorsport @LewisHamilton @Charles_Leclerc They look like Cadbury Creme Eggs

@ScuderiaFerrari @pumamotorsport @LewisHamilton @Charles_Leclerc Wannabe Redbull drivers

Fresh paint for the China GP 🙌👀

@vitt2tsnoc I read a bunch of the responses to your birthday/skincare tweet. All were positive and supportive. The handful of people who troll you are either mad pianists or small penisists. Enjoy your birthday and let them stew in their misery

It's basically... don't be a dick. Employ some common sense.