Jon Froelich

If you need a Tesla referral Ts.la/jon93560

@_ROB_29 Fact!

If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.

@Tim_Walz RETARD!

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@DustyAssKracka @TwigBerry2024 🙏🏻

She's finally getting some rest. 25 years we've been together. 3 grown girls & a 11 yr old boy. Please, I need prayers for her... Some great people on here, some HUGE accts follow me I need you to help me make this seen.

@drsarah I'm not gonna say it. Nope

They had to use the pediatric colonoscope on me.

@JustJenRX Aye!

All in favor of leaving NATO…. Say “AYE!”

@CoffeeNGrit What's a watch?

I literally read this, looked at my wrist and realized my watch has been in my backpack for weeks.

@jeremyjudkins_ You look blue, why so?

@SGTWipper1Each Keep your pace.

I don't really use my X account for many personal reasons, I'm really just here for y'all. With that being said, I like to take a periodic consensus on your satisfaction (or lack thereof) of my content. Do you like what you've been seeing? Want more or less of anything? You won't hurt my feelings either way.

@MAGAMAHACindy XY

Help!! My husband and I were talking and he said that he thought men actually follow directions better than the women. They may not ask right away but they do a better job of following them. We decided to make a bet. If you are a woman please respond with an XX. If you are a man reply with an XY. If you are not sure, fuck off. 😏😏

Only 12% of the legal population vote meanwhile 40% of evangelical Christians and 30% of gun owners don’t vote.

@MikeBales MM1/SS here 🇺🇲⚓️

For my fellow shipmates 🇺🇸⚓️

@drsarah I hope everything comes out ok. 🤣

I’m going in. It was great knowing you guys… Pray for my soul. 🙏🏼😭

@jeremyjudkins_ Maybe you should switch to topping.

3 months of bottoming is getting really old.

@TeslaKing420 Looks like my old Toyota

Living by the ocean is really hard on a vehicle. 🌊

@DigitalDaisyX I'd call him Chunkers

Say hello to my little friend, he needs a name and here’s something cool, Tesla’s fsd will actually slow down or stop for little creatures like this so they stay safe 🐿️

@congressdj Hard to believe they exist when you're in the Florida bubble.

I’ll just leave this right here. 🤣

@wholemars What's the HW3 to HW4 numbers

There are 3,200,000 FSD capable Teslas in the United States

@wholemars Then go ahead and bet against Elon.

I have a hard time imagining how this could be possible

@unkonfined Neck tattoo

What’s the first thing you notice in this pic of me?

@BuzzPatterson Classic 80's vibe

He wipes his nose a lot.