General Ambient - Oscar Nominated

The Bannon 5 Apology Poll: Who Squeaks First? With the UK media still silent on Steve Bannons plot to take down Theresa May, meeting with Farage, Boris and Rees-Mogg (and name checking Gove/David Davis), make your predictions as to who first says "I couldn't possibly have known"

@Nightowl_10 @siamesebhoy 5 pints deep after a great win 🫡

@siamesebhoy explain please,less cryptic✅

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@Panegyrick @HeidiBachram Yes from the Islamic Kingdom of Great Britain, all hail our glorious imam Ayotollah Charles. His Chief Rabbi Mirvis doing an excellent job in convincing all the remaining Jews to migrate to Israel rather by spreading a message of a fear instead of building peace. Plans good 👍

@GeneralAmbient @HeidiBachram No surprise you're posting from a Muslim country

Those SAME British tourists in Vietnam harassed ANOTHER group of Israelis. Here the daughter even follows them and seems to want to provoke a physical fight. The Israelis are calm and restrained but these disgusting women keep insulting them and being aggressive. Despicable.

@Betar_USA So we're against "Stop Killing Children" as a general sentiment now?

Singer Dave Matthews stands with rape, terror and Palestine!

@BenGoldsmith @HeidiBachram I would guess they are too busy running the country (and not bombing their neighbours) to be worried about the hurt feelings of Israeli tourists having their "downtime" from murdering and pillaging.

@HeidiBachram Why can’t the Vietnamese authorities do something about these creeps?

@Panegyrick @HeidiBachram Well they aren't children or a hospital, so the murderers in question don't pose much of a personal threat to them

@HeidiBachram "I suspect this person is a murderer so I'm gonna follow them around and harass them"

This is so under the nose even Pinocchio could see it

@BlueWhiteOct @GnasherJew @hurwi2145 Well it is the shooting range at Cu Chi tunnels, highly regulated and famous tourist attraction as the only place in the country where tourists can fire guns (part of Vietnam war history experience) But I am sure she imagined little kippahs on top of the targets!

@GnasherJew @hurwi2145 Is shooting one of the Vietnam tourists attractions? Or is it a Green Party’s training camp?

We have identified the two British-Pakistani women who recently targeted an Israeli Jewish couple in Vietnam with vicious, Nazi-style antisemitism. The women were recorded calling the couple “rats,” chanting “Boom boom Tel Aviv,” and invoking the trope about Jews being kicked out from “110 countries.” One of the women, Uzma Bashir, is a well-known "leading" voice in pro-Palestinian groups in Leeds and has been previously reported to @WestYorksPolice & @WYP_LeedsCity. Her daughter has been identified as Yusra Ahmed, a Palestine Action activist who is currently scheduled to appear in court as part of the “Barclays 7” trial.

@GoodwinMJ @Waterstones "Well-researched" LLMs like to blow their own trumpet it seems

Hey @Waterstones. Where’s Suicide of a Nation? Weird how the No.1 paperback in Britain never happens to be on display … 🤔

@CamillaTominey My mate Ivan Astoy did it. True patriot 🇬🇧

Who did this?

@Bonnie_Chuck @AllyFogg Didn't know Ed milliband was up for the job?

@AllyFogg Not sure. I think the 'after him chaos' theory that the party is subscribing to, may see this parody government continue until the next GE. Unfortunately, as per previous tory govs, it's the country that suffers the most.

To be quite honest I’m quite happy for him to stay today. If he did quit it would take a lot of the fun out of the inevitable Westeros-style bloodbath that is coming to the Labour Party in May.

@80sNostalgia Could I get a filthy fries and an Angine du Poitrine my guy?

What is the best combo-shop you’ve ever seen? There used to be a shop in Wigan that sold guitars and prams, but I think I’ve just found my new favourite… Records and Tortoises.

@anon_opin Best of the XTC reigns supreme

XTC are, by a distance, the best band since the Beatles. Heirs apparent, in fact. Andy Partridge up there with the best songwriters in history. Their run of albums from Drums and Wire to Non-such the greatest of all time. Not one track below a 7/10

@_mjoneill67 We should be going for Pierce Charles ahead of the huns to compete with Sinisalo, but this wouldn't be worst signing

There you go, just proves the barkas saga has shat our board up so much theyre scared to ever take a risk on a young keeper again Joe hart success on top means now our keepers will forveer be 33+ free agents who are experienced but past their best Superb from the plc once again

@World0fEcho Michael Cainolli

it was recently brought to my attention that there’s a movie where al pacino does a cockney accent, with results that land somewhere between a 30 rock bit and tim & eric clip

@jakesbigmouth People who said they dropped off after FIOE forgot their greatest hit! x.com/GeneralAmbient…

Excited to see the Margaret Thatcher's

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

@BBCBreaking How long we saying until an email is leaked disproving this? My heart says Tuesday, but head says Wednesday so betting on that

"That I wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed security vetting when he was appointed is staggering," UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says Follow live: bbc.in/4esAIHE

@iiwasinthee212 How dare they come after a woman like this??? BASHIR AL-ASSADS WIFE AT THAT.

How do these fat little crackers get off coming for a woman like this??? OZZY OSBOURNES WIFE AT THAT.

@AllyFogg Not just any pub too. One very strategically placed on the outskirts of the town, at the junction where the main roads from multiple villages meet. Wonder why police turned a blind eye to the "2am lock-in's" that Patrick Kielty said were commonplace? 🤔

Fun fact - Starmer’s first Chief of Staff once took an interlude from her influential, classified career in the civil service to run a pub in a notoriously sensitive nationalist community in Newry for a few years. Then just returned to Whitehall. As you do.

@BlueCheckBeth @Gen_X_Explainer @MaxBlumenthal Was replying to some Gen X blue tick acc who called Cowboy Winston one of the greatest journalists of our time, but he seems to have retracted that statement. Maybe he listened to his music? youtu.be/YxFocN2ONQM?si…

@GeneralAmbient @Gen_X_Explainer @MaxBlumenthal Right, because we all know it's been Max's lifelong dream to play banjo in a shitty band. Sorry about your dreams, Max. I didn't even know you played.

The ex-banjoist for Mumford & Sons, and son of right-wing media baron Paul Marshall, claims to have infiltrated Hezbollah His Free Press article begins with a totally believable exchange: “You are from Europe? Ah, Hitler!” The caption falsely claims he’s in Southern Lebanon when he’s in Baalbek