Broken Biscuit

@intel_lady Omg this is brilliant 🤩 🤣

What a time to be alive! Hard to believe with everything that's gone on there was a sleaze probe vote at the start of the week. That was before we even knew about our Ang getting trollied. Luckily for the PM, all his favourite Us Labours came through for him:

These Green Party candidates didn’t win any council seats you’ll be pleased to know.

After Labour MP Chris Bryant cried about “nastiness” in politics, @ZiaYusufUK reminded him that Keir Starmer cut Nigel Farage’s security and sent out his ministers to call Farage a fascist. David Lammy even lied about Farage being in “Hitler youth”. Shameless hypocrites.

Let's translate Starmer's damage control into English: 'These are tough results' = We've just been annihilated. 'We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives' = I'm about to throw 1,900 of my own people under the bus to save my skin. 'People are still frustrated' = You peasants are getting impatient with my genius plan. 'We haven’t offered enough hope' = My focus-grouped slogans are hollow and everyone knows it. 'I was elected to change this country' = I have a mandate, and I'm ignoring your verdict. 'Tough days strengthen my determination' = I'm doubling down on the very policies that just destroyed me. This isn't leadership. It's a hostage video where the country is being held captive by a man who can't read the room even when it's screaming at him. #Delusional

You didn't have a mandate to destroy the country! You were NOT given a mandate to: 💠Remove winter fuel allowance for the elderly 💠Allow abortions up till birth 💠Put inheritance tax on family farms 💠Implement digital ID 💠Remove jury trials 💠Give away the Chagos Islands 💠Assist the suicide of our elderly or infirm 💠Prosecute our veterans 💠Give foreign projects £13.7 billion 💠Tax us to oblivion 💠Make our country a laughing stock 💠Increase our electricity bills to the point of being the most expensive in the world, destroying our competitiveness on the world stage. 💠Destroy local business and pubs (two pubs are closing every day) 💠Refuse to control our borders! AND many more... Your party is a traitorous disgrace & will be removed & replaced at the earliest opportunity

@EdThomasNews No he hasn’t; he’s an arrogant moron like the rest of them.

WATCH the moment Labour lose Barnsley Council after 50 years in power. “It’s hard, I’ve given everything to this town” - live reaction from Sir Stephen Houghton, he’s been leader of Barnsley Council for 30 years.

Never mind the careers of hundreds of Labour councillors which have been destroyed overnight. The only career Starmer cares about is his own. I doubt there is now a single MP on either side of the house that believes it is in the nations interests for him to remain. The idea that his departure would plunge the nation into chaos is a figment of his own narcissistic imagination. The longer Labour MPs stick with Starmer the harder it will be for them to hide the stain of his premiership.

The Green Party summed up. A sectarian Muslim stood by a bloke in female clothing.

@NiohBerg @LoobyDoo5 Me too

My politics are very simple: I'll vote for whichever party is able and willing to put an end to scenes like this forever.

@InTheTrenchesUK @MalHay Perfectly put but the only person who needs to read it and comprehend it is that moron. And he won’t.

THE STARMER DELUSION: A DIAGNOSIS Let's be clear about what we're witnessing. This isn't a leader having a "tough day." This is a man suffering from a severe case of political solipsism. The Symptoms: - Believes his own mandate is more important than the public's current verdict. - Confuses "determination" with "deafness." - Thinks repeating platitudes is the same as having principles. - Sincerely believes the problem is the electorate's failure to understand his genius. The Diagnosis: Starmer isn't just out of touch. He's psychologically incapable of accepting rejection. His entire identity is built on being the "sensible, inevitable" leader. When the country told him he's anything but, his brain simply rejected the data. The Prognosis: Terminal. For him, not for the country. He's not going to change. He's not going to listen. He's going to stand there, a monument to his own ego, while the Labour party he was supposed to save disintegrates around him. He is the ghost at the feast of British politics, refusing to admit he's already dead. The only question left is whether Labour will perform an exorcism or let the ghost haunt them into complete irrelevance. #TheStarmerDelusion #GhostOfLabourPast #PoliticalMorgue

We pay their wages. We told them to stop. PM Keir Starmer just said he will not step down or stop. Deputy PM David Lammy's response: "People want the government to go faster with quicker pace." They work for us. They answer to us. And they just told the entire country to sit down and shut up. Shameless. Traitors. What this Cabinet is doing to British families is treason. They belong in jail. Every one of them is a danger to this country.

Just seen a bloke dressed as a woman on both @marksandspencer and @Matalan no one will buy your clothes who’s feminine because they won’t want to wear clothes a bloke is wearing. WE CAN TELL THEY’RE BLOKES.

@ArchRose90 @Adey1956 And Wakefield

Reform have gained control of Barnsley council from Labour. This will be the first time since its creation in 1974 that it won’t be Labour. Brilliant.

London: An Iranian migrant who raped his lodger is NOT being deported because: “In his home country he would be persecuted as a serial rapist.” From the dumbest continent on planet Earth… that’s all.

Ah, so he's the guy who called a reporter a 'slut'. I will vote for any party that makes it a priority to denaturalize and deport people like him.

"Maybe I am a wanker after all"

It's never going to end, unless they ALL get deported.

Starmer says he can’t go because it would plunge the country into chaos 🤣 He’s managed to blame the results on the last 14 years, whilst suggesting the public want harder and faster “change” Because his chaos is actually making it better 🤡

🚨 BREAKING: The campaign to cancel Brexit is now completely out in the open. For the very first time, a major European political bloc just met in Brussels and formally passed an official declaration for the UK to rejoin the EU. They are making their move. 🧵👇