KlongName

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

.@hwinkler4real this was my FAVE shirt as a kid. I walked around saying “YAAAA!” until my brother asked why I wasn’t saying “AAAAY” like the Fonz. Because, at 7, I’d read my shirt… in the mirror. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I gifted him this flipped image shirt as a token of that memory. Thank you ♥️♥️

@SpartacusNole56 @Zedagain So you sat there with your finger up your ass for 5 minutes, getting more and more pissed off, and it never occurred to you to say anything? You’d rather wait, say something bitchy, then call them out on X? 🤡

@KlongName @Zedagain Bitch i didn’t say ANYTHING for 5 fucking minutes. Like i said, catch up that IQ.

So I go to @Publix pharmacy for my son’s script, like the other 1000 times. Pull up. Say info. Get receipt. Sign. Card for $10 co-pay. Back in tray. Wait. 5 mins later, girl is still staring at her screen. So I’m irritated and ask “is there an issue?” To which she replies 1/3

@SpartacusNole56 @Zedagain I’m not the one who needs to feel like a big man and be a dick to a service worker. SDE.

@Zedagain @KlongName How the fuck am i being a dick sitting and waiting for her to do her job and ask me for my money? You goofy bitch.

@SpartacusNole56 Sweetie, you can’t even construct a grammatically correct sentence, but do go on. You’re a joke.

@KlongName For context, your genetics are so poor, an actual pic of yourself wasn’t a good option for you. I get it. When your IQ catches up to your IQ, come back and try a different angle. Blames your sorry ass parent. I’ll never be bothered by a cunt’s (like you) opinion.

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

@chrisms150 @TylerBakerLLC @ramit And, can you explain, if you’re *netting* over 360k why you’d need further tax breaks?

@TylerBakerLLC @ramit itep.org/a-distribution… Unless you're netting over 360k.. no he didn't

I TALK TO MAGAS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO Me: “How has Trump specifically improved your life?” They never, ever have an answer

Transphobia.

@disassembleit @SD4SCIII @NancyMace My god at every uneducated, stereotypical word of this post.

@SD4SCIII @NancyMace No, refraining from unprotected casual sex helps prevent this. It already exists in the US but doesn't "take root" because it's mainly amongst the crowd that chooses a lifestyle.

Not our problem.

EXCLUSIVE: Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@SpartacusNole56 “If you had used your words like a big girl, you’d know that by now.” Sounds like you’re the one who’s a smooth brained motherfucker.

IDGAF if your anxiety makes you not want to adult and use your words, it’s your fucking job. These smooth brained Gen Z/Alpha motherfuckers will not make it in this world. They’re COOKED.

@RDC_Autosports @theliamnissan Dude…. His more famous daughter isn’t even selling out shows.

@theliamnissan call the guy that sells out almost every show “no talent” 😂😂 riiiight

Keep crying you no-talent ass clown Adam Sandler groupie

@kaznius @MensHumor Minimum wage was precisely started to BE a livable wage. Does no one read history books or believe in progress? Jesus effing Christ.

I agree with the lady. Not all jobs should pay a livable wage. This will push society into actual careers and jobs we actually need. This will reduce importing workers from other countries. Yes the person making our food shouldn’t be able to afford food since we want them to eventually get a real job. Retail jobs are meant for teenagers or entry level positions.

Y'all got thoughts on this??

@papadagger @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk I did contribute. Made sure to keep connection with the wrapper until I had the proper adhesion. Then used hand sanitizer.

@KlongName @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk Did u contribute to the “artwork “ Klong.. if so bubbalicious… juicy fruit..

Here is 2 minutes of Donald Trump on the 2024 campaign trail pledging to lower your energy and electric bills by 50% within 12 months of taking office. Can we get an update on this from MAGA?

@papadagger @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk It’s much disgusting than you can imagine. Google: Gum Wall Seattle.

@KlongName @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk Touché.. scale to population i meant. And you sparked my interest in the Seattle pic.. is that a mural of play dough intermixed with empty chip bags lol.. or do I really wanna know lol… pls elaborate

@papadagger @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk It’s famous, albeit disgusting. It’s in Seattle. Americans absolutely have more guns and a different gun culture, but I shot quite a bit in the UK. It’s disingenuous to say they aren’t there.

@KlongName @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk Klong.. what is that banner pic?? Truly confounding… and Americans are armed to the teeth.. Uk have little blades lol

@papadagger @RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk You think ppl in the UK don’t?

@RichardHastie @Linkin1319 @TheMaineWonk Man.. I don’t sweat that.. America has guns.., and a lot of country folk that wouldn’t particularly care for that type of gov too long

@IngrahamAngle Oh FFS. 🥱

Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.

Happy 100th birthday Harper Lee! Alabama storyteller Nelle Harper Lee was born on April 28, 1926 in Monroeville, Alabama. Like so many, I learned early from To Kill a Mockingbird that real courage means doing what's right, even when it's hard.  I often quote this line from Atticus Finch, "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it." What a better world we would live in if we all sought to understand people who are different from us like Atticus did. Atticus Finch showed us what integrity looks like, a lesson I've carried with me my whole life.  On this Harper Lee Centennial Day, I'm so grateful for her voice and her legacy.

@DanHolbrook @JoeBiden Access to gender affirming care most likely helped drive those numbers down.

@JoeBiden Joe, sit this one out. Your administration pushed transition surgeries and puberty blockers on minors, crushed families with inflation, and made homeownership impossible for working Americans. You do not get to claim moral authority on protecting children now.

Over 4,000 young Americans are alive today who might not be — because of the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline we built together. The grief of losing a child is something that no parent should ever have to know. We launched 988 in 2022. We invested in it. We fought for it. And now the data is in: an 11% drop in youth suicide. Thousands of kids who picked up the phone instead of giving up. In my view, that’s what government is supposed to do.