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@JayJurden Greg Gutfeld crying as he slowly puts the barrel of his Fox News issued service revolver in his mouth while watching this

Late night hosts literally made fun of then President Joe Biden from the time he decided to run all the way until he was out of office. The president is one of the easiest people to make fun of in a late night format. Theo continues to prove just how stupid he actually is

@DougHenwood I guess that makes up for one of those underage girls overdosing at his house

Sorry for all the insults over the years, Don Henley.

@GianmarcoSoresi Quite a nice feather in your cap (once you defeat Brennan on the field of battle of course)

10 points for Gianmarcondor

@lanabeesfw @DanteNotAlmeida

@DanteNotAlmeida The mossad hates outspoken sluts, what can i say

It’s crazy that tweeting this made me lose my main source of income for almost a decade. But it’s not the first time and it certainly won’t be the last time I’m targeted by the Israeli government! LMFAO

Truly nothing funnier than watching the Manosphere guys demeanor changes when their girlfriend is in the room

@rotciVArt RE9 shippers when we finally find out are gonna be like “who the fuck is Svetlana?”

vai ser hilário quando a Capcom vier e anunciar que o Leon casou com uma random ou uma personagem completamente secundária da franquia, é a cara de Resident Evil

@MarxistHeathen Hard to even make this hyperbolic enough to be a joke when there were absolute ghouls in our gov’t like Kristi Noem employed who giddily self reported her gunning down of an inconvenient puppy

passing a “no killing puppies” law where i just define “killing puppies” to include “being trans in public” so i can accuse opponents of wanting to kill puppies

Can you point any societies that have been made better by an increase in Cuomos?

@Uncle_Leaf Candace Owens has one of these for “personal use”

@willowtarka I’d be worried about the next bug who is big enough to eat this fella

wdym “thankfully” they just ate dead leaves they didn’t hurt anyone

Went down the rabbit hole on this. The dancing is the tamest part of the story. Marine biologist Amanda Vincent has spent decades studying seahorses, and what’s underneath that morning ritual goes way deeper than a cute video. The morning ritual lasts about 6 minutes. Both seahorses brighten their skin, link tails, and pirouette around a shared piece of coral or seagrass. Researchers call it “the carousel dance.” But it has a specific biological function: it synchronizes their reproductive cycles so the female’s eggs are ready the exact moment the male’s brood pouch is empty. That timing matters because the male can’t accept new eggs while he’s already pregnant. The male gets pregnant. The female transfers her eggs into his pouch through an organ called an ovipositor (a tube for depositing eggs). The whole transfer takes about 6 seconds. His pouch seals shut immediately. Inside, he grows a network of blood vessels that works almost exactly like a human placenta, delivering oxygen and nutrients to up to 1,000 developing embryos. Research from the University of Sydney, published in the journal Placenta, found the pouch wall thins and builds new blood vessels during pregnancy in ways that closely mirror what happens in a mammalian uterus. He gives birth using skeletal muscles, not smooth muscles like in mammalian labor. That means he has conscious control over the process. Labor can take hours. And within hours of delivering up to 1,000 fully formed babies, he’s ready to mate again. The female already has her next batch of eggs prepared, sometimes the same day. Less than 0.5% of those babies survive to adulthood. Fewer than 5 out of every 1,000. No parental care after birth. They get swept into ocean currents, eaten by crabs, or starve before they find food. That survival rate is why the morning dance matters so much. Every lost mating cycle is hundreds of offspring that never existed. The monogamy is extraordinary for a fish. Only about 3% of mammals form lasting partnerships. For fish, it’s rarer still. But in species like the Australian H. whitei, pairs are genetically monogamous across multiple breeding seasons. They greet each other every morning and ignore other seahorses entirely. The bond only breaks when one partner disappears. Amanda Vincent once watched a female keep visiting a male whose brood pouch had been punctured by a predator, making pregnancy impossible. She showed up every morning for weeks until his pouch healed. Then they remated. About 150 million seahorses are pulled from the ocean every year for traditional medicine and the pet trade. Most pet seahorses don’t last six weeks. 14 of the 47 known species were only identified in this century, meaning we’re losing populations of animals we barely knew existed.

@Kittenfish817 Have you seen Tofu, the snake who hates Markiplier for some weird reason?

It’s crazy how much this kind of comment she got pisses me off. We now know mice do mouse cpr on unconscious mice. Who are YOU to say reptiles don’t love? I saw a queen bee less than 2 weeks away from death enjoying getting petted. You don’t know anything.

@MrCharles00 @malazanmarxist Edi Patterson, she is hilarious youtu.be/RQQBcBDl39s?si…

@malazanmarxist That lady is a comic genius.

"full lightning bolt through my slit" is probably the funniest line of dialogue ever written

I care about the problems of my friends who live inside my computer

@orbeezgod I found a pill the other day that looked like one of these and I was genuinely bummed when I realized that it wasn’t (I threw it out FYI)

I’m starting a gut zoo

@SpiderManVibe You best watch out, Spidey has the proportional strength of a Satan!

@Callixtis @quinintheclouds @Variety Cry more loser

@KoolKoopz @quinintheclouds @Variety FU

Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

@alecsbutt Reminder that if you’re going to do a double axe handle like that don’t lace your fingers otherwise you’ll break them

Stan really got beat tf up by this dude 😂

@quinintheclouds @Callixtis @Variety Correct & also helps clarify that @Callixtis never actually gave a shit about “kids in cages” but just wanted to pitch the same stupid fucking talking point that he saw his horny for human suffering buddies drop so he wouldn’t feel left out when it came to ganging up on a woman

@Callixtis @KoolKoopz @Variety being put in cages is not dignity