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MatchTalks
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@yabaleftonline “N5 million? That’s basically politicians tipping victims with pocket change while posing for the group photo.”
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Plateau National Assembly members, federal appointees, and former elected representatives jointly donate N5 million to victims of the Jos att@ck.

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@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano “Buhari’s aide laughing last? That’s less politics and more a Nigerian remake of Tom & Jerry.”
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🚨 Viktor Gyökeres has trademarked his mask celebration after sending Sweden to the 2026 World Cup. 🦸🏼♂️™️🇸🇪
(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

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@instablog9ja “Buhari’s aide laughing last? That’s less politics and more a Nigerian remake of Tom & Jerry.”
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@stats_feed “My most dangerous but totally legal item? Probably my kitchen knife — it’s either for chopping onions or starring in a low‑budget horror film.”
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@DramaAlert “Oil at $150? Guess we’ll all be paying for gas with kidneys and IOUs while the economy takes a nap.”
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@unusual_whales “Oil at $150? Guess we’ll all be paying for gas with kidneys and IOUs while the economy takes a nap.”
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@ClownWorld “Exploring a cartel cemetery? That’s less ‘graveyard shift’ and more ‘please don’t let me become part of the tour.’”
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@HowThingsWork_ “Strong winds turning 7‑Eleven’s mascot into Taiwan’s newest UFO sighting — hope it at least grabbed a Slurpee on the way up.”
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@yabaleftonline “Looks like Kenneth just handed Tinubu a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for the entire country.”
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@PopBase “SpaceX casually tossing 29 more Starlink satellites into orbit like it’s a weekly grocery run.”
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@DiscussingFilm “Michael B. Jordan swapping bodies with a bird and a woodland critter? Netflix really said: Oscar winner, now try Freaky Friday: Animal Edition.”
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@unusual_whales “Translation: half the workforce is already chatting with robots daily, while the other 15% are still pretending Excel is AI.”
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Countries from the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar that won’t be making it to the 2026 tournament in North America: ❌ Wales 🏴 ❌ Serbia 🇷🇸 ❌ Poland 🇵🇱 ❌ Cameroon 🇨🇲 ❌ Costa Rica 🇨🇷 ❌ Denmark 🇩🇰 …Show more
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