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@hewantswealth It’s done now, but I think that’s when the property market will correct 5 x joint average salary for an average 3 bed house c.£350

When mortgage rates hit 10% that’s when the UK will be DONE 🏡

@GolfSpyT You are never finding these! I played with a dark purple ball once, nightmare! Had to walk on it to see it.

How we feeling?

@MarkOrmrod Have you heard of beer?

Got to the airport ready for my flight at 1140 and it’s been delayed until 1610 😫😫😫 I need some suggestions on how to entertain myself for the next couple of hours 🙏🏻 #airport #travel #exeter

@trwsenti It’s around 220 working days.

28 days of annual leave. Out of 365. Your employer owns 337 days of your year. You get 28. And half of those you spend recovering from the other 337. How is this the "good deal" everyone told you to be grateful for?

@2147mill Have a little fun…. you only live once and no one is going to remember how many digits you had in your bank account.

Your £40,000 financed BMW gets you to the same Tesco as my £3,000 Audi. Mine cost me £3,000. It’s bulletproof. Yours will cost you £100,000’s in lost compound returns. But yours looks better on the school run so you can impress people you A, don’t care about and B, don’t care about you.

@reformparty_uk @AllisonPearson Should be 5 years minimum

The BBC has exposed lawyers coaching illegal migrants to fraudulently claim asylum in the UK by claiming to be gay. Reform will end this madness for good. Today we announce that: 1) A Reform government will make facilitating a false asylum claim a ‘strict liability’ criminal offence. There will be no requirement to prove intent in prosecutions, and this serious crime will be punishable by up to 2 years in jail. Lawyers defrauding the British people in this way will not be tolerated. 2) A Reform government will immediately abolish legal aid for asylum applications from those who enter the UK illegally or enter on a visa and overstay. At least £135 million of taxpayer money has been spent on asylum legal aid since 2018. Those who break into our country will no longer get tax payer funds to fight their removal. Reform will ensure our borders are secured, illegal migrants deported and British taxpayers are no longer defrauded in this manner. Enough is enough.

@MattCas04807118 @VeitchAeternis The state of this lot!

2 mins of really weird misfits trying to attack @VeitchAeternis .🙈🙈

@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews @marthakelner One’s the Trap line…

Sky's US correspondent, @Stone_SkyNews, has spoken to Donald Trump for the second time this month. On the latest episode of the Trump 100 podcast, Mark and co-host @marthakelner break down how he managed to contact the U.S. president. 🎧 Listen now: podfollow.com/trump100/view

@WearThePeaceCo Middle class british prat’s who have never even been to Israel or the middle east! If only they can go and live there! Prat’s.

Pro-Palestinian tourists call out ex-IOF Israeli soldiers in a restaurant in Vietnam after spotting one of their tattoos in the shape of Palestine and then continue to remind them of their genocidal behavior until they’re forced to leave.

@DeadlineDayLive That’s Wentworth golf course you puppet!

🚨 Harry Kane has built himself a full-on £20M PALACE… just a few minutes down the road from Chelsea’s training ground. 😳🏰 A neo-Georgian mansion on the outside — pure old money vibes — but inside it’s ALL modern luxury after a complete two-year transformation. The standout? A £20,000 CAR TURNTABLE in his underground garage… meaning he never even has to reverse. The floor literally spins his car around. 😭 He also has a private cinema, swimming pool, fully equipped gym with treatment room and personal bar… Kane has EVERYTHING covered. 💰 (Source: @MailSport)

@DavidLammy All you do is spend spend spend, when the problem just requires tough decision making and an axe waved across the civil service!

In November I brought in tough measures to tackle releases in error and keep the public safe.  Today I am announcing up to £82 million in funding to drive down these errors - rolling out biometrics for every prisoner and digitising the archaic paper processes we inherited.  This government is committed to keeping the public safe after years of chaos.

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Muppet

Last year, I told New Yorkers: we would open city-owned grocery stores to take on the affordability crisis. Today, we're delivering five stores — one in each borough — with the first opening next year. We're building a city where people can afford the basics, leave survival mode behind, and pursue their dreams. Here's to healthy families, thriving communities, and promises kept.

@MarioNawfal Bomb it again

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran reportedly got that railway back up crazy fast. After U.S.–Israeli strikes hit it, they rebuilt parts of the Tehran–Zanjan–Tabriz line in under 4 days. Gotta admit, that’s quick.

@Gracie_Blue89 Move your car you cock! 🐓

Who the fk does he think he is??😡 Glad he got a ticket, full of self importance Knob

@SawyerMerritt This is not an Italian sports car.

Ferrari has released a new video of the interior for its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. It was designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive, who recently said "a large touchscreen doesn't work in a car." Car info: • Four-door four-seater • 122 kWh battery • 330 miles of range (European rating methods) • 1,000 horsepower • 0-60mph: Under 2.5s • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Guess cluster screen is made up of several layers. By cutting out holes in the upper layers, Ferrari created displays where the speedometer graphic is below the level of a physical needle, which is itself behind additional drive info and beneath a curved inset lens. • Will have fake gear shifts • Weight: 5,100 lbs

@livgolf_league @brysondech @Crushers_GC No one mention the masters….

.@brysondech drove it 390 yards to the green and got the crowd going on the first tee… 🚀 ⏮️ LIV Golf Mexico City 2025 #LIVGolfMexicoCity | @Crushers_GC

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Are you kidding! How are they meant to arrest him, tickle him into handcuffs? You moron!

The violence used by NYPD officers in this video is extremely disturbing and unacceptable. Officers should never treat a person this way. The NYPD is conducting a full investigation into this incident.

@MensHumor But you can’t pay the bills on Bon Homie….

This is how you run a business.

@Keir_Starmer Resign

The NHS should fit around your life, not the other way around.

@GBNEWS Good! close it down.

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