Mike

@LeonardBriscoe3 The fact everyone falling for the parody account is better than the joke itself

@anon_opin The one I go to at seaham starts around 10 for early entries or 12 for normal entries and is on till around 4ish

Whoever decreed car boot sales have to start at dawn is a tit. Have them in the afternoon & give us all a lie in. It's the weekend ffs.

Hi @channel5_tv Are you able to tell me when the next series of police interceptors will be back on

@buffys Eminem

what artist is this

@RobertJenrick Labour have been in power only a couple of weeks and you’re suggesting that it’s a problem they created….🤡

730 illegal migrants have arrived on small boats in the last 48 hours. Labour scrapped the plan for a serious deterrent. It’s open season now. Knocking on the door of a few salons is no substitute for a secure border.

@manxpie86 Skills

@ToonMouthTyne Tonali layed him to lose

@ThatAlexWoman Don’t forget that your funding a war

I pay the highest rate of tax I'm 40. I can't buy a house I scrape to even pay London rent The state gives me NOTHING Yet new arrivals get social housing, child benefits, don't work, and thank me by burning buses and trashing the place. And on top of it all, for the tens of thousands I put into the system every year, the hundreds of thousands I have paid over the course of my life - - I'm not even allowed to talk about it. I am gagged. I'm ignored. And yet, year after year, they turn to people like me to keep shelling out I'm done

@LiamJKennedy23 Probably sick of the England questions/rumours and wants to get on with the upcoming season

That was an unsettling half an hour with Eddie Howe today at Adidas HQ. It felt uncomfortable, rehearsed in parts and with a whole host of confused, mixed messages. Positive in parts, but full of uncertainty. Make of it what you will... #NUFC newcastleworld.com/sport/football…

#MrBigStuff is absolutely brilliant. Proper LOL comedy

Imagine putting another country before your own 🤡

@PureGym when will your sports water machine be fixed at Durham arnison centre?? Bit pointless paying for something we can’t use

@Eminem should make a feature film based on #deathofslimshady to go along with his album #TheDeathOfSlimShady

@antanddec I got my shirt from DHGate too

Come on lads!!!! 🦁🦁🦁 #EURO2024

@SkylarGrey It’s great Eminem came back to you again

(1/3) I had bad writers block all of last year… I was banging my head against the wall trying to come up with anything worth a shit. Then out of nowhere, “Temporary” happened. I haven’t written much of anything worth a shit since.

@TRobinsonNewEra What do you mean “anymore”

British citizens, you are not priority anymore.

@sophielouisecc Are you going to be like this for the next 5yrs

How would you rate Labours first week in govt? - 40,000 criminals to be set free early - North Sea oil blocked - No defence for Cumbria Coal mine - Rwanda plan scraped - 100,000 migrants able to claim asylum - 590 migrant arrivals despite bad weather and 4 migrant deaths - Womens minister not knowing what a woman is - Solar farms against local wishes - Job losses already - Peers to retire at 80 despite appointing two new peers that age

@TRobinsonNewEra They don’t give a fuck no more

Another "new normal" day in Sadiq Khan's "Modern London" in broad daylight.

@ToonMouthTyne The 3 stripes