Alfie Noakes

BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister” Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM. He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”

Hoy, la afición vasca y antifascista de la Real Sociedad ha desplegado un tifo en homenaje al hincha Aitor Zabaleta,asesinado por el Frente Atlético. Han pitado al monarca Felipe VI y al himno franquista de España en la final de Copa. La Real ha marcado en el segundo 14. Tremendo

Everything "left-wing cranks" said about Starmer has been proven 100% correct. Everything "sensible liberals" said about Starmer has been proven 100% wrong. Funny that.

Reasons for Starmer out are many But never forget this one: 11th Oct’23 “🇮🇱 does have that right" to cut off water & power from Gaza 🇵🇸 Support for 🇮🇱 starving children Netanyahu’s 🇮🇱 partner Starmer is not a ‘decent man’ He belongs in The Hague.

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed. Full statement: unicef.link/4cVCyP9

Agreed, the condensation is shocking. They should open the windows more.

Not satisfied with ruining music and two peoples' marriages, Chris Martin's now turned his attention to making football shitter as well.

When they collected their runner up medals 🥀🥀 #CPFC

BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Incredible you banned Ye, but are allowing this racist hate preacher 'activist' to enter, for even worse hate speech and inciting violence against British citizens @Keir_Starmer @DavidLammy @ShabanaMahmood I guess it's only violent threats towards black & brown folk though.

@Conf_League @SH20CPFC @CPFC Prime Palace

Crystal Palace ball 🤤 #UECL | @CPFC

@AppleTV You can keep your Zionist propaganda thanks

A new thriller series from the producers of Homeland. Coming May 8 to Apple TV. #Unconditional

“Football Unites the World”, right @FIFAcom?

#C4News last night reported on the wholesale targeting of ambulances & paramedics in Lebanon by Israel, including the recent 'triple hit', when Israel attacked an ambulance, then attacked paramedics who went to help, and then attacked further paramedics also trying to help.

Our daughter, Rachel Corrie, was killed in 2003 in Gaza, while trying to protect a Palestinian home facing illegal destruction by the Israeli military. She was 23 years old. The massive, armored Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer that crushed her was operated by two Israeli soldiers and manufactured in the United States. It was the same type of militarized bulldozer that US presidents from George W. Bush through to Donald Trump have delivered to Israel. Today, as the destruction of Palestinian homes has only become more commonplace, not to mention the horror of Israel’s genocide, Senator Bernie Sanders will force a vote in the Senate to try to end this cycle of death by banning the transfer of D-9 bulldozers to Israel. We hope he will not take this stand alone. No policy can bring back those taken from us by these actions—children and other loved ones. But the Senate now has an opportunity to honor the memories of our daughter, other Americans, and thousands of Palestinian civilians killed, and to show that their deaths, and all the destruction, will no longer be condoned and funded. We hope those elected to represent us, the American people, understand the message that voting to block these D-9 bulldozers will send. This will not be a symbolic gesture, but a concrete step toward the protection of human life. thenation.com/article/politi…

Cunt sacked himself for being a racist cunt. Fair play. 🤣🤣🤣

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

Isreal bombing ambulance crews live on Channel 4. The UK and the USA are still supporting this. Keep sharing, and don’t stop talking about Israel’s war crimes.

New LEGO video ruthlessly destroys Pete Hegseth.

Expenses are a piggy bank for @Helen_Whately