Happy Granddadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

@WrnrWrites I heard Shakespeare plays criticized as "just a bunch of overused quotes strung together".

@elonmusk Amen. Please make Community Notes go away. It adds nothing that putting the response in comments would not add. It has failed.

Grok automatically translating and recommending 𝕏 posts from other languages is starting to work

I blocked 114 scam accounts that had followed me. A lot more work to do tomorrow.

@SydSteyerhart Friendship is good.

America and Japan are like Goku and Vegeta. We had a bad start, but things are going well now.

@Corbienest 100%

Actually, Japan, he’s very incorrect. Real chili is just spices, peppers, and chunks of beef and a little broth, cooked low and slow until the beef falls apart. It’s GREAT over rice.

@Skitzofranek Also cruise ships are a whole lot cleaner now than before COVID.

I want to visit Japan, but I hate flying. Quite the predicament I’m in 🤔

@goodbreffis We do argue A LOT about if beans belong in chili. FYI: They do not.

Oh, I forgot to tell you Japan… we argue A LOT about if beans belong in chili. (They do)

@itsrosesm Whatever happened, it's sad. It seems to me that the women worth marrying and the men worth marrying are both hard to find. As a happily married man of 38 years, I'd like to remind both groups that finding the right person is well worth the effort.

Now, 80% of single men say they're not even interested in dating anymore. What happened?

@NJSimmondsbooks Their are to many people who can't spell. Its not our job two teach them all.

Have we all just collectively decided that "your" works for "you're" too and no one told me? Because this is killing me. It's not difficult to work out which one to use. "You are" is "you're" - it looks practically the same ffs 😭

@realalicekato 40-plus years ago? Yes, I would and did. Today? No. My wife would appropriately object, I enjoy having a happy marriage, plus I'm too old.

To all Americans: Would you date a Japanese girl? 🇯🇵

@revolve88 I actually have that answer. They are salaried, and they have PTO that covers sick days, personal days, and any other days off that they want up to the annual limit. I'm just not sure I should expect much from the older ones who have not moved up the ladder.

@PlotWeaver And are they hourly, or salary? Do they get PTO? 😂😜

Back to writing. Trying to bring my villain's 'henchmen' to life more. Why did they become henchmen, and why haven't they moved up the ladder to sidekick or at least stooge sooner?

@mknote112 "If the teapot hasn't been used for 24 hours, they'll rush over." This idiom may be familiar in Japan. In America, the teapot may not have been used in 20 years, and that can be normal.

左派は国のことを「絶対死なないお母さん」だと思って甘えてる節がある。 お菓子買って、話を聞いてと駄々をこねる。 右派は国のことを「守りたい年老いた母」だと思っている。ちゃんと鍵を掛けて、詐欺電話に引っかからないで欲しい。ポットが24時間使われなかったら駆けつける。

@41_36_22 Come visit, and we'll feed you. Resistance is futile.

アメリカンネトウヨに飯テロ受けててさすがに対テロ戦争

@brockpierson Once or twice a week, I'll block my scammers and spammers. Sadly, Twitter limits my account when I do it too quickly, so I never finish the job.

Never ceases to amaze me that accounts are still out here faking to be American, faking to be a "hot girl" (in crypto nonetheless - biggest red flag in the game) and just post stolen content all day. We literally all can check and see... Baffling

@BuzzPatterson All of our Wart Hogs have been around, but that's impressive. I just pray we can stop the Pentagon from scrapping it without a replacement that does the job as well.

This Wart Hog has been around!

@052nzk Getting along is good. Some people hate that.

一部の日本人とアメリカ人がBBQを起点にして楽しそうに交流してるところに穿った視点で茶々入れたり冷笑してる人達、やめてくれ。 仲良くしてるだけなんだからいいじゃないか。

@5ducks5 Americans and the Japanese will figure it out. That is what people of good will do.

「お米は野菜なのでローカロリー」 みたいな定番のボケって 「お米は炭水化物でエネルギーの塊」 という教養があって初めて成立するんですよ。 なので🇺🇸人にこのネタを振っても 「さすが日本食」 「日本食はヘルシーだ」 「たしかに俺は🇯🇵駐在中にカツ丼で痩せた」 と返されたりして、ジョークと認識されず普通に会話が進んでこっちが戸惑う。

@lowdamper I can (and will) make white rice for guests who prefer to let flavors merge in the mouth. Don't expect the rice to be as good as yours, but I won't disappoint in other areas.

アメリカ人の怒涛のBBQポストに日本人が「米がほしくなる、炊飯器担いで食いにいくわ」と言ってるのへ、アメリカ人が「アメリカにも肉と食うライス料理があるぜ兄弟！」とジャンバラヤの画像をあげて、「違うんだアメニキ、俺たちが言ってるのはただの白米なんだ」て返されてるのおもろい

@btkr_miyu Come to America. You'll spend dollars, not one yen. And you'll have trouble spending dollars. We will feed you as a guest if you let us know you are coming.

一番お金をかけずに出来る趣味って Twitterじゃね！ 他に何かないかな？