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A Completely Random Male Humanoid
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Finished The Dinosaurs on Netflix. It's fine. Kind of hard to cover 160 million years in just four episodes, but you could do forty episodes and still leave a lot out. It's funny how dinosaurs in these things behave exactly like all the other animals do on nature shows.
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@YankeeSource We want the Yankees front office to have successfully developed a player capable of being a quality Major League starting position player at any point since 2016.
But it simply does not appear to be possible.
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I don’t know why everyone is surprised about Dominguez heading to AAA. We all knew he needed a lot of left-field reps at the end of last year. Do you want him to be an effective outfielder or a player who gets sparse playing time early this year with no defensive progress?
Yankeesource@YankeeSource
With Bellinger in CF, Jasson Dominguez may be better off starting out in AAA to fine-tune his LF approach. He needs better reads and LF at Yankee Stadium is not easy.
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@imkimlol Usually about the third time we have sex
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It he does 70-80% of last year's production at the plate while playing very good defense it will.
If he's slashing half what he did last year, or he looks like a liability in the field? 🥶🥶
Obviously, it's virtually impossible for him to beat it just from regression to the mean
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@mishapathy That's the fun part-- they don't.
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@TheBetterMethod @AniseNot But part of the "dream" is that she definitely won't cheat, so maybe turbo simp, but not turbo cuck, right?
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@joeybeastmarket Absolutely.
It's a freaking masterpiece. Every single track is great. God of Wine and Motorcycle Drive By might be the two best on the album.
Many sensitive young men were listening to this.
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Yankees are afraid to trade their minor leaguers for fear of what they might become. All-stars and WS participants. So they just bury them and ruin careers
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@frozenaesthetic None of them even mentioned his causing ww2
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Getting good advice from 2/3 of authors you speak to is unrealistic
Shami Stovall, Author@GameOverStation
An oldy but a goody.
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@JLas43_ Might as well be 30 tbh . . .he has 5 years left on his contract only two of them prearb.
He was supposed to be 2019 Juan Soto by three years ago
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I always get a kick out of the responses to these 😂 like I don’t have internet and can’t check his age myself lol
JL@JLas43_
He turns 30 in April by the way
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Aren’t we forgetting someone?
Widmerpool Appreciation Society@AtticumFloreat
Who should be England's Patron Saint?
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@anime_shots How do you get poorer than the day you were born
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@CynicalLatina No no one falls for this
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Here's another 'NOT TODAY SATAN' kinda thing.
Right off the bat you need to buy her a new car and ker kids J's
Oh Lord.
Do guys really fall for this type of crap?
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@otokyo__ Who tf can get a whole week off work?
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@Oilfield_Rando @geoljills 3. Is for Atlanta
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HIV medicine commercials always be like:
1. tallest, scariest mystery-race tr*anny you’ve ever seen
2. flaming gay interracial male couple, cuddling
3. normal looking black heterosexual woman, who is single
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Breaking- Jews do not believe Jesus is the Messiah, something no one has thought of in two thousand years.
Murray 🇺🇸@Rothbard1776
The Jewish people don’t believe in the divinity of Christ, as explained by Ben Shapiro.
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@Indian_Bronson We should full repeal the Patriot Act.
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We should abolish the TSA and just tell Muslims terrorists that if there’s another 9/11 we nuke Mecca.
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Houston TSA line has now stretched to a mind-blowing 150 minute-wait-time and has snaked around the airport, down an escalator and into BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!
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