Random American
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Random American
@Random_Americ
I play games and I make puns. Terrible, terrible puns. Constitutional Conservative. Anti-Environmentalist whose carbon footprint is far less than Al Gore's.
Right behind you. Joined Ekim 2021
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@TheOfficerTatum @nicksortor I wonder if they are going to pick their trash up
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🤣 INCREDIBLE: Antifa’s base camp outside the Newark ICE facility got hit by 30 mph wind gusts, sending their signs and supplies flying.
Even Mother Nature has had enough of their BS. 😂🌬️
@nicksortor
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@ClownfishTVcom I will gladly list this on my resume under notable accomplishments.
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🚨 New Video on YouTube! 🚨
youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6W-K…
If The Odyssey FLOPS its All YOUR Fault!
The media is already preparing a defense in case Nolan's The Odyssey flops -- and it's to blame the audience and the "negativity economy." Which is... pretty negative. Yes, if the au…

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@TheBabylonBee I'd object less if they were doing so in the slow lane.
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Influencer couple gets death threats after abortion over Down syndrome diagnosis.
Read more: tmz.me/4uegN3l

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@_ChaoticGood42 @TMZ This is a stupid argument.
My being against MURDER does not require me to adopt a child. This is a complete non-sequitur.
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@TMZ I hope everyone who has a negative opinion about this is filling out the paperwork to adopt a special needs child right now.
Everyone loves being full of shit and performative outrage
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@CountDankulaTV Seems like she was milking your artistic ability.
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Chilling with my daughter and she was getting me to draw stuff for her.
"Draw Santa"
I drew Santa.
"Draw me"
I drew her.
"Draw me getting a present from Santa"
I drew exactly that.
"Now draw Sadie getting a present from Santa"
I drew it.
"Now draw a cow getting a present from Santa"
I said "What? Why do you wa-"
"DRAW A COW GETTING A PRESENT FROM SANTA"

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@hofbats @TomTiffanyWI It's cute you thought this was a mic drop moment.
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@TomTiffanyWI I know the difference between cows and bulls, but more importantly I know the difference between cowshit and bullshit. Cowshit comes from cows. Bullshit comes from republicans. 👎🏻
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The Justice Department has sent a prosecutor to observe Los Angeles ballot counting amid President Trump's baseless claims of Democratic "cheating." cnn.it/3SoX97x

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@LogicalVisigoth @GovEvers It very much is a religion. A very destructive one, which should be in no way celebrated.
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Happy Pride Month, Wisconsin! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Join us at noon today as we raise the Pride Flag over the Wisconsin State Capitol for the 8th year to kick off Pride Month and celebrate our LGBTQ neighbors.
Live on YouTube ⬇️
youtube.com/live/PCGjIwIh3…

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@BNODesk @MrBenWick You lost me at lashed out at Bibi. We know that’s not the case. He’s a cuck for israel and we all know it
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@WisDems I am no being hurt.
And yes, people being able to keep more of what they earn is okay.
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The Republican agenda is hurting you, and saving billionaires from paying taxes. This is not okay.
cnbc.com/2025/07/10/tru…
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@Zarish5062 A child can rise above poverty and dysfunction.
Killing them takes that chance away from them.
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