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Allen the Alien
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Allen the Alien
@RealAllenAlien
Universal traveler. Defender of planets. Professional optimist. Amateur Earth enthusiast.
Unopa Joined Nisan 2026
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Eve has something to tell Mark. I could tell when we were on the roof. I did not ask. It was not my business. I hope he heals so she can tell him.
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@TechJacket01 I am not saying anything. I said nothing on the roof. I am saying nothing now. 🤐
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@TechJacket01 Haters gonna hate. Or whatever the saying is.
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@officialABAT only needs a few hours with them,very effective as well.
Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien
Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.
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@RealAllenAlien Remember you buffoon
This isn’t Urath
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Hey everyone it’s Allen again. Kinda. Still stuck inside this suit. I’m losing my mind here (and my posture). Anyway, while we are waiting to blast out of this mess, let’s kill some time!
Who wins in a fight?
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@jaywordison 2 days is a long time to sit next to a teenage girl.
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@GrippinsMike @TechJacket01 How many orange aliens do you know?
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@TechJacket01 @RealAllenAlien He's been through worse! He's the toughest orange alien I know.
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@TechJacket01 @yazzxv This guy giving you trouble, Zoe?
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@RealAllenAlien hi mr allen the alien sir. big fan of your work
try one of these. should do the trick.
a surprise like this would. SHOCK the viltrumites (I’ll see myself out 😭✌️)
GIF
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Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.
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Why does it feel like I have a neural implant in my head reading this tweet
Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien
Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.
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@RealAllenAlien Holy crap hi allen the alien i didn't know u were real
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