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@RetardSimpleton

I only eat the red, white and blue crayons.

Your Mom's House Joined Mart 2025
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KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
Everyone needs to lurk more before spazzing out about shit.
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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·
“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.
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@HAPIOKI Nice. My favorite was Taco Rice with egg from Kiyota in Henoko.
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極上の沖縄 -okinawa-
アメリカよ、これが沖縄の美しい規律が取れたサンドイッチだ!!
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C3@C_3C_3·
Want your blood to boil? There are 193 countries in the world and 177 of them receive US taxpayer $. 177 of 193. 91.7% of the world. Then our politicians import from other countries to also give them our $. My $ Your $ Our kid’s $ Americans are getting screwed. Must stop!
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@sircalebhammer By that reasoning. Be prepared. But you are kind of hated and celebrated at the same time already.
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Wolverines_1984@Just_David90·
@RetardSimpleton @TSUPANMAN2828 I was a Oshkosh MTVR FSR in Iraq and Afghanistan, when I got back to the states I got a job working for the Marines and all I do now is work on Mk-36/AMk-36.
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松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
アメリカのクソデカい山、好き
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Dr. Allison Wiltz
Dr. Allison Wiltz@queenie4rmnola·
No one in the Bible is White
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KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
@Bruce_Cares Crazy how the African Honey Bee is the one with low impulse control.
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Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
23maxxed, blessed to see 24 (literally) 🙏🏼
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ComputerSage@ComputerSageJAB·
Who is ready for Seafood Boil and the NCAA Final Four!?
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The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: A leaked report from Argentina reveals plans to accept 300,000 Israelis and create a mini-state, establishing a private community in burned areas of Patagonia called “Private Neighborhood Josué, Prophet of Israel.”
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Cindy Heinrichs
Cindy Heinrichs@Cynthia95001250·
@DonaldBestCA @OPP_News No one is abducting the elderly to do them in with MAID. You should be ashamed. MAID is a blessing to people who are dying in agony.
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DonaldBest.CA * DO NOT COMPLY
Take a 102-year-old man from his home in Canada and you risk never seeing him alive again. That’s the MAID reality families fear. @OPP_News show up in Tillsonburg with a court order. Son: “Not opening the door. Break it if you have a warrant. It’s under appeal.” The father is clear: he’ll die where he chooses. He sounds clear and rational to me. The dispute? Sister wants the farm. Father wants to stay. She alleges dementia, son says he is clear and rational. Police are caught in the middle. But enforcing a Thursday night order on Good Friday with no time for legal response is dirty pool. In the end the officers leave because they are not going to kick down the door and the son knows it. The son also says he doesn't trust the police or the courts. These days, I don't blame him at all.
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KeepItSimple@RetardSimpleton·
@tanpukunokami The state of Georgia is known for its peanuts and is also the headquarters of the Coca-Cola company.
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にゃんちゅう@tanpukunokami·
Spill it, man! Do y'all really drop peanuts into your Coke??
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Wolverines_1984@Just_David90·
@TSUPANMAN2828 I am a mechanic and I work on medium tactical vehicles for the United States Marine Corps.
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