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Assistant To The Regional Oracle
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Assistant To The Regional Oracle
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@__apf__ It is spelled Huntington Beach but I think every person I’ve known and heard says “Hunington Beach”
It is Santa Ana but it’s always Sanna Ana for me
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every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha
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@aztecwarrior @__apf__ you obviously don't live here
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@__apf__ We’re in San Anselmo next to San Rafael and the way my kids Spanish teacher pronounced ‘raff-aye-ell’ is burned into my brain.
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Core memory: Spanish class in high school when the teacher was ADAMANT that we use the "proper" Spanish pronunciation of our city. Everyone uses the spanglish pronunciation, including the Mexicans
There was no problem. The community was integrated. The teacher created a problem.
Adriana Porter Felt@__apf__
every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it: (1) the Spanish way (2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before (3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha
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unironically the most accurate description of Marxism I've ever seen
Máyehùn@Ma_yehun
@saintyoche The People's Landlord is to be differentiated from the Bourgeoise Landlord by the blah blah blah
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Assistant To The Regional Oracle retweeted
@saintyoche wait until you find out Engels had a side hustle as a factory owner
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You're so close to getting it.
yocheved 🇵🇸@saintyoche
Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord
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The toddler didn't "end up" in a crocodile enclosure. He was thrown in there.
Do your fucking job you spineless cretins.
Sky News@SkyNews
BREAKING: Man arrested after toddler ended up in crocodile enclosure 'not fit for interview' and released news.sky.com/story/man-arre…
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Israel intentionally incurred losses in Lebanon in an attempt to spike the peace deal with Iran. Typical "greatest ally" behavior
Chicago Jewish Alliance@ChicagoJewAlly
@joekent16jan19 IDF soldiers were killed today. The deal is over.
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(these are actual tweets from the last 48 hours)
Deva Hazarika@devahaz
Translated from Japanese: Texas BBQ and Mexican tacos are glorious taste sensations unlike anything we have at home! Translated from Hebrew: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn.
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Assistant To The Regional Oracle retweeted
liberals have to contort themselves into performative dance when analyzing right-wing memes to avoid redpilling their readers 💀
Diana S. Fleischman@sentientist
A new paper in Evolutionary Human Sciences examines race memes on x but doesn't reproduce the original memes so readers don't have to be exposed to racism when reading a paper about racism. Here are the "ethically modified" memes.
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Those experiences were stolen from American citizens and given to others, with no benefit accruing to USA
Alastair MacGregor@AlastairMac1964
That’s a six month internship, a new car, and a puppy that should have gone to an American. All wasted now.
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@mesteraidam Brother you are an amateur racist and you don't understand top tier competitive racism. No one has a problem with this lady
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There's so much drama surrounding this girl, and it's not just about her looks, but her race and ethnicity.
And then everyone is going to be disappointed to find out she’s Zhasmin Serikovna Begalinova.
Huh, I have never heard a more Kazakh full name in my life.
Honestly, I have been observing this trend of mixed-heritage births among the generation of Kazakhs born after independence more and more. I once dated a girl named Evelina Musabekova, but she looked like a blonde, blue-eyed German or Russian girl.
I mean, these girls usually have Russian, Ukrainian, or German mothers (from Kazakhstan, not foreigners). That's all there is to it.
And there are also plenty of guys whose mothers are Kazakh and whose fathers are not.
I think that in the future, Kazakhs will become somewhat "whiter" (?) but whether that’s a good thing or not.
hay nyash@hay_nyash
Hi! My name is Jasmine. That's me in the photo above. This photo has gained popularity and gone viral online in the last few hours. Thank you all for your kind comments! ∩^ω^∩ I'd also like to dispel some rumors. My full name is Jasmine Begalinova.
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@AllTheClovers @sentientist The SCP organization is a framework that allows anyone to write a horror story as long as you don't put any horror in the story
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@sentientist Reminds me of SCP articles having to tip toe around cognito hazards
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A new paper in Evolutionary Human Sciences examines race memes on x but doesn't reproduce the original memes so readers don't have to be exposed to racism when reading a paper about racism. Here are the "ethically modified" memes.
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Redditors still try to cover this up by accusing Russia of "war crimes" for targeting schools that were being used by Ukrainian forces
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies
Rememer when a Redditor got a Ukrainian position bombed because he wanted upvotes?
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The first transgender person elected to a state legislature in America exchanged 10k sexually explicit messages with a woman who worked at a daycare center, including photographs of the genitals of boys and girls as young as 3 years old
REDUXX@reduxx
🚨The first openly transgender person elected to a US state legislature has been sentenced to 33 years in prison for child sexual exploitation. Stacie Marie Laughton's defense had argued for a lower sentence on the basis of his possible "retardation." reduxx.info/first-openly-t…
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“Desecrating the Pride hat” is an interesting way to refer to what I’ve been assured is an entirely non-religious symbol and movement
Alex Reimer@AlexReimer1
Players can abstain from wearing Pride hats all they want. The issue is desecrating the Pride hat and making a night about LGBTQ fans about yourself. Why haven’t any of these Giants players posted bible verses to oppose genocide, mass deportation or a litany of other atrocities?
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